Darth Wong wrote:The fact that the US won't be conquered by an enemy does not mean it can't experience crippling economic problems during a world realignment of wealth which takes place in the future, nor does it mean that its pre-eminent role cannot eventually be usurped.
Anyone else who wants the "pre-eminent role" can have it, as far as I'm concerned. Frankly, I'm really starting to like the idea of it going to the People's Republic of Dissenters-Go-Squish.
China: Ahaha! At last I am number one! Now to enjoy the fruits of my...
Europe: Chiiiina! There's some whackjob over here practicing ethnic cleansing!
China: What? Again?!
Europe: Yeah, go figure. Anyway, we usually got the US to help us when shit like this came along, but since you're number one now...
China: You're the mighty EU, shouldn't you be able to handle this?
Europe: Dude, we're led by France.
China: Hmm, this is true. Well I suppose I can be persuaded to...
Europe: Hey wait a minute! You haven't signed the Lichtenstein Accord!
China: Huh?
Europe: The Lichtenstein Accord! The global UN-sanctioned environmental treaty, requiring all factories to run on love and output only fluffy kittens as waste!
China: Dammit, I have a billion and a half people over here industrializing! I'm not signing that shit!
Europe: Well if you can wok the dog, then kittens can't be so...
China: What did you say?!
Europe: Anyway, prepare for lots of sniveling and sniping in the UN and international press, and do get over here to help us clean up our mess. We don't have all day.
China: Fuck you.
Europe: What? You can't talk to me like th...
China: No really, go fuck yourselves and die like a dissenting college student.
Europe: But without someone cleaning up our periodic ethnic-cleansing oopsies, ve tend to get very... aack... Achtung! Deutschland uber alles! SIEG HEIL!
Russia: Oh shit.
China: America, even though you're not the top dog anymore, do you think you might...
USA: Fuck that. Canada has finally won us over on the joys of being a non-entity. We're off to the hockey game. Have fun.