SD.net UFC match

[Sea Skimmer]

At this point you can be IG-88 having taken over the Death Star 2 for all I care. Just don't complain when I attack with a ESSD with Quantum crystal armor, resonance torpedoes and a rack of shield piercing planet busting galaxy gun missiles in the hanger.

So we're making our own weapons up now? Great.

Just combinding existing ones

In real life though, I'd just shoot you at 50 meters or longer range, very close quarters, hand to hand, would be a bitch for me though. I've come close to one black belt in karate but after a nasty sprained ankle I never finished it. I do however know knifes quite we'll and am in good shape, though more so lower then upper body. Rifles and pistols are where I gain my advatage from.

And you consider a gunfight a fighting match?

Umm, yeah. I might ask for clarity if someone just said fight, but no holds bared certainly allows for weapons, of which a firearm is one, or grabbing a car and attempting to run down the opponent or pulling there hair out and strangling them with it.

[Darth Wong]

Uh, guys, the topic is UFC. UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) is hand-to-hand arena combat. No weapons of any kind allowed.

If avatars are allowed, Unicron obviously wins. His hand is larger than all of the other combatants put together

In real life, I would imagine that the people with the most martial-arts experience would win. Based on their own descriptions, I'd give Bean and Iggy good odds. Me, I'm not scrawny like Shep, but I don't have any fighting experience either, so I probably wouldn't fare that well.

[weemadando]

I've had two years worth of defense training in Hand to Hand so I can probably toss most of you around, I quailfy as second most armed under Sea-Skimmer, My only faults hmm many of you probably have reach on me however I AM a trained Sniper and I have access to a Working an Armed(Only the MG, 2000 Rounds total boxed) WII Sherman Tank with a full-tank of gas and a rebuild engine and fresh tracks (Good long story I'll tell it later on), however that only helps if we have the fight within Fourty Miles of where its store(3.2 Miles from me) as I don't think I can get it refiled at the gas-stations here :D

But thats no fun at all...

It a H2H Fight I can probably beat back most of you, toss up if I get 2 + attacking me however I do have a high tolerance for pain and I CAN break your knee or leg bones quickly and efficently(I have a ton of lower-body strength due to constant running with weights(10 Pounds each leg and I can do 3 Miles non-stop and be fine at the end)

8 years of rowing.
7 years playing hockey and getting hit by sticks and balls.
3 years of gridiron on the line (both defense and offense AND special teams) with no breaks.
3 years playing rugby.
4 years of aikido.
3 years of miscellaneous martial arts and "fight clubbing".
Regularly run and gym.

I think I could go fairly well in HtH.

Hmm depends, Armed Fight provided it happens close enough to me I can win(Don't have any RL Anti-Tank support DO we Sea-Skimmer :D), H2H fight would be intresting but I don't know enough to say with any certainty where I would place

Armed, I have experience with guns but not enough to match some of you. With other weapons (swords, staves etc) I'm fairly proficient.

[Kuja]

Bean's had military training, so I'd be doubtful about beating him. On the other hand, I can beat up on a friend who's gone through SEAL training, and can hold my own against another friend in the Marines, so I might do OK.

[Kelly Antilles]

*ahem*

*steps into the ring, opens shirt, walks away the winner*

[Darth Wong]

*ahem*

*steps into the ring, opens shirt, walks away the winner*

I once saw a gangbang porno that started like that.

[Sea Skimmer]

Uh, guys, the topic is UFC. UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) is hand-to-hand arena combat. No weapons of any kind allowed.

If avatars are allowed, Unicron obviously wins. His hand is larger than all of the other combatants put together

In real life, I would imagine that the people with the most martial-arts experience would win. Based on their own descriptions, I'd give Bean and Iggy good odds. Me, I'm not scrawny like Shep, but I don't have any fighting experience either, so I probably wouldn't fare that well.

Would have helped if the text of the post didn't just say "no-holds barred ultimate fighting match" and rather specified an actual show or event, I;ve never heard of UFC.

Especially when the result is a direct contradiction.

"No holds barred with the following unnamed limitations" doesn’t work very well for conveying information..

[Kuja]

*ahem*

*steps into the ring, opens shirt, walks away the winner*

*faints*

[Kelly Antilles]

*ahem*

*steps into the ring, opens shirt, walks away the winner*

I once saw a gangbang porno that started like that.

I'm sure there are more than one like that.

[Kuja]

"No holds barred with the following unnamed limitations" doesn’t work very well for conveying information..

In real fighting, no-holds-barred means that any type of blow is available, not any type of weapon like in bastard wrestling.

[Darth Wong]

Would have helped if the text of the post didn't just say "no-holds barred ultimate fighting match" and rather specified an actual show or event, I;ve never heard of UFC.

It's fairly well-known; I'm surprised you haven't heard of it.

"No holds barred with the following unnamed limitations" doesn't work very well for conveying information..

Actually, "no holds barred" is an unarmed fighting term, referring to illegal wrestling holds. It implies unarmed fighting. You are confusing it with "no rules", which would permit weapons.

[Sea Skimmer]

Would have helped if the text of the post didn't just say "no-holds barred ultimate fighting match" and rather specified an actual show or event, I;ve never heard of UFC.

It's fairly well-known; I'm surprised you haven't heard of it.

"No holds barred with the following unnamed limitations" doesn't work very well for conveying information..

Actually, "no holds barred" is an unarmed fighting term, referring to illegal wrestling holds. It implies unarmed fighting. You are confusing it with "no rules", which would permit weapons.

It gets used for both on a regular biases however, actually more so for no rules then in a wrestling context. Thus is the English language.

[Darth Wong]

I once saw a gangbang porno that started like that.

I'm sure there are more than one like that.

Actually, now that I think about it, I've seen at least three gangbang videos that take place in a boxing ring. I think that the world of porno has shown us quite clearly that if a woman walks into a ring full of guys and opens her shirt, a gangbang is pretty much inevitable

[Stormbringer]

I once saw a gangbang porno that started like that.

I'm sure there are more than one like that.

Actually, now that I think about it, I've seen at least three gangbang videos that take place in a boxing ring. I think that the world of porno has shown us quite clearly that if a woman walks into a ring full of guys and opens her shirt, a gangbang is pretty much inevitable

And we all know porn never lies.

[Raptor 597]

Me, SEa Skimmer, and other future Maniccal Dictators cantake down IG & Bean then we turn on each other. Hehehe. Seriously, I could fight fight pretty good, and I'm a huge batterng ram. Maybe thats why coach always me too be a guard on the line.

[Anarchist Bunny]

*steps into ring*

*pulls out his infamous picture of Mr. Bean*

*wins*

[Raptor 597]

I'm sure there are more than one like that.

Actually, now that I think about it, I've seen at least three gangbang videos that take place in a boxing ring. I think that the world of porno has shown us quite clearly that if a woman walks into a ring full of guys and opens her shirt, a gangbang is pretty much inevitable

And we all know porn never lies.

Why of course not whats with the rolling eyes?

[Darth Wong]

I'm sure there are more than one like that.

Actually, now that I think about it, I've seen at least three gangbang videos that take place in a boxing ring. I think that the world of porno has shown us quite clearly that if a woman walks into a ring full of guys and opens her shirt, a gangbang is pretty much inevitable

And we all know porn never lies.

Of course not! How dare you criticize porn? Infidel!!

[Kelly Antilles]

I once saw a gangbang porno that started like that.

I'm sure there are more than one like that.

Actually, now that I think about it, I've seen at least three gangbang videos that take place in a boxing ring. I think that the world of porno has shown us quite clearly that if a woman walks into a ring full of guys and opens her shirt, a gangbang is pretty much inevitable

Even around here. Good thing I brought my sword.

[Kuja]

Me, SEa Skimmer, and other future Maniccal Dictators cantake down IG & Bean then we turn on each other. Hehehe. Seriously, I could fight fight pretty good, and I'm a huge batterng ram. Maybe thats why coach always me too be a guard on the line.

You fight like a battering ram? I already know how to beat you.

[Wicked Pilot]

*steps into the ring, opens shirt, walks away the winner*

I'm not convinced that'll make you win. Perhaps if you posted a pic of this...

[Mr Bean]

Its not wreatling if there are no Metal Chairs invovled! (I acutal have enough for fourty people in the basement too )


However to respond to Sea Skimmer

*Things Bean has done
Crawled 1/2 Mile back to house through Field after breaking over twenty bones in leg and foot(Inculding three of my five toes, leg and heel as well)

*Took Metal Baseball Bat to Eye/Ear Reigion(Draw a line from your eybrow to the bottom of your ear is where it hit) Then got back up and broken his wrist(His being who I was fighting)

Hmm, When I was 14 I got thrown into a open locker had it slamme on me twice and kicked for a moment or two, then got back up, Broke two fingers and a shoulder on one then a knee on the other, the third ran(They beat me up because they though I was a "damn mexican" despite the fact I lack any major amounts of Spanish Blood and am mostly Itailan/Russia, frankly they where not to bright, nor to smart


As for times
5 Years Base Ball Catcher
3 Years Football(Rest of the World Kind) Goalie
1.5 Years Football(American) Right Tackle
8 Years Training with Black-belts and such off an on+
2 Year Offical Two Days a week Training, Three hours a day

Daily Routine, 200 Push-ups
0 Sit-Ups(I hate having to find somthing to brace myself)
20 Pull-ups(If possible normaly I skip that one)
10 Miles Running of which
4 Miles Weighted Running
+ Constant 10 Pounds on my legs now(Just started this) from 5:30AM till 9:30PM I have ten pounds on each leg for everything I do

[Raptor 597]

Me, SEa Skimmer, and other future Maniccal Dictators cantake down IG & Bean then we turn on each other. Hehehe. Seriously, I could fight fight pretty good, and I'm a huge batterng ram. Maybe thats why coach always me too be a guard on the line.

You fight like a battering ram? I already know how to beat you.

No, shit. Thats why I said as a group. But I can fight as in hand to hand pretty good, but using my as a ram is deadly. While your trying too take me down, my ene- I mean Allies will be destroying you, or not

[Mr Bean]

Oh and forgot to incudled I think I'm the only memeber of the board to have been shot not once but twice(One serious one glancing that took a 2CM part of my leg with it)

[Stravo]

If we're talking about avatars...I'm willing to bet that only Unicron could stand up to a god

If its just me, I'm a big guy who has very little actual fighting experience, but I play center on our firm's football team and I've been known to intimdate on sheer size alone. What can I say, I'm a lover not a fighter, so I may end up stealing your wives and girlfriends away...it's happeend more than once