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The Wookiee wrote:His portrayal of you was way off, though. You need to be a Latin casanova, not some anal-retentive Superintendent Chalmers clone :)
The entire reason we chose Pablo for that role was because we could both hear Principal Skinner saying, "Why, Superintendent Sanchez!" in the same way he says, "Why, Superintendent Chalmers!" It has a good sound to it. :)
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The Wookiee wrote:His portrayal of you was way off, though. You need to be a Latin casanova, not some anal-retentive Superintendent Chalmers clone :)
Who says we can't do both?
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Somehow I can't picture a cassanove as a superintendent...maybe a schizophrenic superintendent :twisted:
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Ok, finally got the time to read this fic and I have to say that I have not laughed outloud reading a fic since....Groove. :P

You guys nailed our netizens perfectly and with a wicked sense of humor and I have to say that I do believe I may have to Sticky this. Anyone second the motion?

Oh yeah...about the Starcrossed jab....VERY NICE. I think that should be the blurb on the book jacket:

Captain Kirk is strong in the force. Thrawn ordering Darth Vader around. Wesley Crusher a Sith Apprentice. Jesus Christ.


Keep up the good fucking work. Jesus this brought a smile to my face on an otherwise gray rainy here.
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I second!

Oh and I found the Starcrossed jab a bit funny to, because they gave voice to my two right off the bat! :P (get working bitch)
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Yes, stickify it. :)
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RedImperator wrote:Who says we can't do both?
Some event could cause an epiphany in the Superintendant and change his outlook... of course, the only way to do the character properly is to have Sanchez hitting on everybody. The young girls, the female faculty, and the prettier male characters.

Here's a good line to use with Marina:

"Miss O'Leary, I have heard many great things about your... academic abilities. I feel that we should--how do you say?--get to know one another better."
"You're too old and too male for me."
"Do not decide so... uh... what is word? It is like fast but it is the adverb?"
"'Quickly.'"
"We have the many things in common, do not be dismissing me so quickly."
"What could we possibly have in common?"
"We are both into chicks."
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Durandal wrote:Yes, stickify it. :)
I stickied it for ya.

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Wow guys, Bloody Brillant.
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Love it. I unfortunately had no explosives to play with, but the 'Tiger pina coladas' had me nearly bawling with laughter. If I actually said that in the tiger thread I must congratulate myself for being so funny.
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SirNitram wrote:Love it. I unfortunately had no explosives to play with, but the 'Tiger pina coladas' had me nearly bawling with laughter. If I actually said that in the tiger thread I must congratulate myself for being so funny.
You didn't; it was Mike Wong who said it. However, since his character has already graduated from SD High, we couldn't have him in Mr. Degan's logic class. So you became "Acting Wong." :)
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Reading back through episode one, I'd like to say that "If I had a rocket launcher, I'd make somebody pay" is easily one of the most facisnating sci-fi refrences I have ever seen. And now that I have a mac, I really should buy that game.
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SirNitram wrote:Love it. I unfortunately had no explosives to play with, but the 'Tiger pina coladas' had me nearly bawling with laughter. If I actually said that in the tiger thread I must congratulate myself for being so funny.
You didn't; it was Mike Wong who said it. However, since his character has already graduated from SD High, we couldn't have him in Mr. Degan's logic class. So you became "Acting Wong." :)
I'll settle for being pleasantly surprised at my presense in a fic, then. :D
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Singular Quartet wrote:Reading back through episode one, I'd like to say that "If I had a rocket launcher, I'd make somebody pay" is easily one of the most facisnating sci-fi refrences I have ever seen. And now that I have a mac, I really should buy that game.
I was wondering if anyone would get the Marathon reference.
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Durandal wrote:
Singular Quartet wrote:Reading back through episode one, I'd like to say that "If I had a rocket launcher, I'd make somebody pay" is easily one of the most facisnating sci-fi refrences I have ever seen. And now that I have a mac, I really should buy that game.
I was wondering if anyone would get the Marathon reference.
I KNEW I'd heard someone say that before!! Hell, I've probably said it myself a dozen dozen times..
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I WANT MORE OF THIS FIC DAMM IT !

That is all :twisted:
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Durandal wrote:You didn't; it was Mike Wong who said it. However, since his character has already graduated from SD High, we couldn't have him in Mr. Degan's logic class. So you became "Acting Wong." :)
Should be Action Wong, with Kung-Fu Grip.
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Dalton wrote:
Durandal wrote:You didn't; it was Mike Wong who said it. However, since his character has already graduated from SD High, we couldn't have him in Mr. Degan's logic class. So you became "Acting Wong." :)
Should be Action Wong, with Kung-Fu Grip.
Either that or Karate-Chop Action. :P

Or maybe Anal Shafting Power. Or some such.
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Shooting has begun on the next episode. :)
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Lonestar wrote:Wow guys, Bloody Brillant.
Just wait for "Petty Officer Lonestar, the Navy Recruiter with a bad attitude."

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RogueIce wrote:
Just wait for "Petty Officer Lonestar, the Navy Recruiter with a bad attitude."

"You want to join the Navy? What the fuck is wrong with you kid? All I've done so far is get hit by a van, go to school and fill the bug juice containers. 'Accelerate your life' my ass!"

"...and missed the war! Didn't even get a Goddamned PH for my injury! Who the Hell makes a engineer duty driver anyway?"
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You know, not to bump this unnecessarily, but I just reread that last chapter - usually I'm a quick reader, so I missed quite a bit out when it was first posted - but rereading, I am of the opinion that this stuff is solid gold... the stuff about Charlie in the Jungle had me snorting orange juice out of my nose. :)
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The_Lumberjack wrote:You know, not to bump this unnecessarily, but I just reread that last chapter - usually I'm a quick reader, so I missed quite a bit out when it was first posted - but rereading, I am of the opinion that this stuff is solid gold... the stuff about Charlie in the Jungle had me snorting orange juice out of my nose. :)
I'm sure you'll love the next episode then. I just finished a scene that Red hailed as the funniest thing either of us had ever written. :)
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Will we read it before Duke Nukem Forever comes out? :P
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