User rankings

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-18 09:15pm

If on Planet
BDZ, Blow-up a Near-by Star, Nuke you from Orbit, Ninjas
Or Send in Connan or any other Charater possing great amounts of Dumb luck(No NOT even I am that cold hearted enough to send in Jar-Jar)

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-07-18 09:18pm

Screw dumb luck.

Screw it with this

and then there is my personal weaponry.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-18 09:28pm

[img]
http://www3.sympatico.ca/gcircle/donotstand.jpg[/img]
Nuff Said
(*thanks to Enlightment for the pic)

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-18 09:29pm

Blasted lack of edit button!

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-07-18 09:32pm

Again, assuming I'm on a planet, or in realspace.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-18 09:38pm

*Ahh if your not in realspace then its even easier

Where rules don't apply
I do
~Mr Bean

Needa · Post by **Needa** » 2002-07-18 09:42pm

Mmmm please it's supposed to be about User Ranking.

Mmmm anyway that was quite funny

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-07-18 09:48pm

I think it should be safe to tell you. I live in a giant diamond bong in the mystacal world of Technoblabble, where super weapons cannot exsist, ISD are just giant unshielded weak spots, storm troopers are completely blind, where the romulans, borg, dominion, Spiecies 8472, and all other alpha quadrent races live in harmony, Defints are unhitable, and everything has phase cloaks and can still fire on things in realspace. I am well protected.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-18 10:00pm

*Smiles and summons the Culture and for Good Measure B5 and Star-Gate SG1

Oh and better send some Monkeys too

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-07-18 10:07pm

I not familiar with the Culture or B5. *Immediantly the Technoblabble universe reacts and prevents them from exisisting in the Technoblabble universe*

The Federation has never seen a stargate, so one does not exsist in the Technoblabble universe, SG-1 will have to find new methods of transportation.

And bunnies are far stronger than monkeys. They won't stand a chance against my claymore wielding high guards. If they can even get past the 100% accuracy Federation ships outside my diamond bong.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-07-18 10:08pm

*eyes AnarchistBunny carefully*

*snaps his fingers, summoning the Netherese Empire*

Your technobabble is no match for my magic! Even now the Culture ships begin to regain substance! You have no chance to survive, make your time!

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-07-18 10:13pm

You underestimate the power of the technoblabble universe. The culture ships are not regaining substance. And this Netherese Empire too cannot exsist for I am not familiar with it.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-07-18 10:17pm

anarchistbunny wrote:You underestimate the power of the technoblabble universe. The culture ships are not regaining substance. And this Netherese Empire too cannot exsist for I am not familiar with it.

*Glances at the flying cities which are, defiantly, not disappearing*

Your powers are weak... Already my dark power grows. Only now, do you understand.

*The Borg are turned into a 100LY wide turnip*

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-07-18 10:20pm

You, sir, are obviously dilousional, the borg's millions of giant invincable ships are still in their normal shape. And your empire does not exsist. Because they can't. Your powers are nothing compared to that of an entire universe.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-07-18 10:23pm

anarchistbunny wrote:You, sir, are obviously dilousional, the borg's millions of giant invincable ships are still in their normal shape. And your empire does not exsist. Because they can't. Your powers are nothing compared to that of an entire universe.

*turns the technobabble universe into a large pudding*

And how did I do it?

Magicum, the Particle Of The Week!

BWAHAHAHA! Your powers are turned against you!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-18 10:24pm

*Watchs the fight as the Culture ships phase into and out of exsitance

*Observeing the verbal war below he smiles as he uses the very weapons of his enemenys to craft thier Destruction

Suddly a Blast of Babble is launched aginst this Unvierse before anyone can react sudden Silence falls

A warrior regans his stance and begins to babble back to suddly find

He can say nothing...

Horror struck, thier prime weapon gone, How can babble with no sound?
The awe incompasing Silence pushs in from all sides several Red-Shirts die for no apprent reason and only as the first mintue since the weapon was used to the foools....

These incomptent foools
Understand

Only now at the end do they understand...

The silence rests, never to be broken never to be touched
The Culture ships wreak swift destruction across the suddly defenseless unvierse

And so
Silence fell...................

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-18 10:25pm

...............................................

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-07-18 10:26pm

Again, the federation has no knowledge of this magicum, there fore it does not exsist. I do not control the universe, it naturally repels all advantages against it. This is the place were trekkie dreams are real and nothing can stand up against it. You obviously are still working in your own dimention and not this one.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-07-18 10:31pm

Ah you again are deslusional. THERE ARE NO ENTRANCES INTO THE TECHNOBLABBLE UNIVERSE FOR YOU! I does not need blabble to sustain it. It is the universe where insane plots against the empire and invicablility of the federation is true! YOU CAN DO NOTHING AGAINST IT!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-18 10:38pm

*With a smile Mr Bean vanishs for the night
But without his keen mind there to sustain the illusion AC suddly blinks to find himself back in that cold dark room,

He should of though of this, After all when one challanges one such as HE one should be ready to accept the Consquences

Somone one ask me what do I belive in?
Irony
~Mr Bean

After all Don't they say you should Belive in yourself?

fgalkin2 · Post by **fgalkin2** » 2002-07-18 10:49pm

anarchistbunny wrote:You underestimate the power of the technoblabble universe. The culture ships are not regaining substance. And this Netherese Empire too cannot exsist for I am not familiar with it.

Oh, then where is all that Gridfire coming from?

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-07-18 11:42pm

fgalkin2 · Post by **fgalkin2** » 2002-07-18 11:47pm

Wait, do I know you?

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2002-07-19 02:38am

Mr Bean wrote: http://www3.sympatico.ca/gcircle/donotstand.jpg
Nuff Said
(*thanks to Enlightment for the pic)

Feel free to copy and rehost the image but I'd rather you didn't deep link as 1) my webspace is bandwidth limited and 2) I rotate my image set from time to time. What's there one day might not be there tomorrow.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2002-07-19 03:20am

SirNitram, that is one of the few Culture pics I've ever seen! Mind if I use it?