How do you know you've spent to much time on the computer?

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-06-04 09:23pm

1) You try and use the kill command on your boss.
2) You attempt to download the latest firmware for your sofa to increase the "functionality" of the massage.
3) You start swearing at cops and calling them campers because they caught you in a speed trap.
4) You overclock a lemon.
5) You caught the above reference(a cookie if you can tell me where it came from).
6) You break randomly into l33t speak while writing up papers for school or work.
Add them as you think them up...

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-06-04 10:58pm

7) You had plumbing installed into your computer chair.

8) You have a tan, but the only radiation you get is from your computer screen.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2004-06-04 11:01pm

9) When the pigment of your skin is slowly turning into the hue of a Necromancer.

Super-Gagme · Post by **Super-Gagme** » 2004-06-04 11:06pm

10) When you wish you could download a new car
11) When you read above line and think "Hmm, but where would I find a crack?"

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2004-06-04 11:37pm

12. When something odd happens, your first reaction is to mutter "Wtf?"

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2004-06-05 12:13am

13. People in your own home go on messenger or send you an email if they need to get your attention.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2004-06-05 12:43am

13) When people talk to you you respond with some obscure game quote or forum in-joke.

14) When someone asks you to get a life you reply "Where can I d/l one of those?"

15 The first thing you do when you enter the medical center is find the Net-capable computer.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-06-05 02:25am

16) You're me.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2004-06-06 03:43am

17) Whenever something bad happens, your first instinct is to run Adaware.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2004-06-06 04:38am

18. You have bed sores on your ass.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-06-06 07:29am

19) your own dreams involve you playing you game of choice

20) you buy a toaster and kettle so you don't have to leave your computer

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2004-06-06 07:40am

21. The nearby stack(s) of empty pizza boxes could actually endanger your life if they fell over

*edit* fixed pesky number agreement thingee

Sokartawi · Post by **Sokartawi** » 2004-06-06 07:46am

22) You shout "Concession accepted!" all of the sudden when in an argument, no matter if the issue is dealt with or not.

23) You pause for a moment to save your game before starting your car or doing an exam. (I actually tried to once, in another situation though

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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-06-06 01:36pm

24. Whenever you lose something in your house, you use Google to try and find it.

25. You've recieved a penis enlargment e-mail that wasn't spam.

aten_vs_ra · Post by **aten_vs_ra** » 2004-06-06 01:48pm

26. Your dominent hand is permently curved in the shape of your mouse.

27. You recognize any of the following.
Homestar Runner
Irrational Exuberance (Yatta)
Suzikisan
Star Wars Kid
Alex Chiu

Sokartawi · Post by **Sokartawi** » 2004-06-06 04:22pm

aten_vs_ra wrote:26. Your dominent hand is permently curved in the shape of your mouse.

Well actually my left middlefinger is grown to the left and my right middlefinger to the right... I used to use the mouse with my left hand when I was younger, and now I use my right hand... But I'm at the PC for at least 12 hours every day, that might explain it... Maybe get another mouse though...

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2004-06-07 03:05am

28. You've ever considered rigging up household appliances (like the dishwasher) with Bluetooth so you can run them from your computer.

29. You run your coffeemaker on Linux.

30. The noise that a computer case full of muffin fans makes is music to your ears.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-06-07 03:09am

aten_vs_ra wrote:26. Your dominent hand is permently curved in the shape of your mouse.

My right hand is shaped for a mouse, my left for holding a PS2 controller.