Funniest Trek moment for You

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2004-06-04 07:03pm

Dahak wrote:Qpid. Worf in tights. Hilarious

'Sir, I protest. I am not a merry man.'

-The Tuesday sequence in 'Generations'
-from TNG's 'Where no one has gone before'
Picard:Reverse engines!
Data:But sir! Nobody's ever reversed engines at this speed.
Picard: Of course not. Nobody's ever gone that fast!
-VOY's 'One' (paraphrased because I only saw that one in german)
Torres WRT One "Maybe that's their new strategy. They just show up and look cuddly"
Torres to Neelix after he expains why they shouldn't hurt One yadda yadda
"How extremely Starfleet of you"
-Janeway's "There's coffee in that nebula" in VOY:whatever

DocHorror · Post by **DocHorror** » 2004-06-04 07:06pm

Most of Q's stuff is great.

So is most of ST3, especially the theft of the Enterprise.

Plus McCoys 'That green blooded son of a bitch, this is his revenge for all those arguments he lost.' is a classic

Trogdor · Post by **Trogdor** » 2004-06-04 07:55pm

In that TNG ep where Wesley goes after that shapeshifter girl. He asks Riker for advice and he demonstrates charm with some dramtic and flattering dialogue between himself and Guinan.

Wes: I don't think this is my style.

Guinan: Shut up, kid. (To Riker) Tell me about my eyes.

Data's poem about his cat is a classic.

In that ep of VOY where some Klingons come onboard and Tuvok has to share a room with Neelix. Tuvok comes in at the end of the ep to see Neelix in there with a Klingon woman, some deep cuts on his face and the room totally trashed.

Klingon (to Neelix): Goodbye, my warrior! (Leaves)

Neelix (notices that Tuvok's room is trashed, says something to the effect that he'll have it fixed in no time)

Tuvok (sighs, looks like he'll explode into a very un-Vulcan manner if pushed any furthur): Just go.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-06-06 06:24am

QPid had a funny Worf moment.

Geordi is playing a musical instrument, albeit badly. Worf walks up to him, grabs the lute I think it was, and smashes it. He hands back the broken pieces, shrugs, and says:

"Sorry."

Not a merry man indeed.

Sothis · Post by **Sothis** » 2004-06-06 02:02pm

There's another classic moment in Qpid where Troi is trying her luck with a bow... and shoots Data right in the chest.

'The Magnificant Ferengi' springs to mind too- When they accidently shoot Keevan, their hostage- who mutters 'I hate Ferengi' before dropping down dead, followed by their 'remote-controlled' Keevan making his way to his fellow Vorta at the end of the episode, only for something to go wrong- they can't 'turn him off!'

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-06-06 02:19pm

Pretty much all of these are hilarious to me.

This one about Chekov I liked particularly--

FBI Agent 1: [To colleague] What do you think?
FBI Agent 2: He's a ruskee.
FBI Agent 1: That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my life of course he's a ruskee but is he a retard or somethin?...

seanrobertson · Post by **seanrobertson** » 2004-06-06 02:42pm

The scenes I thought were funniest have already been mentioned, but these exchanges from "In Purgatory's Shadow" were funny too:

SISKO: What about Garak?
WORF: At the first sign of betrayal, I will kill him. But, I promise to return the body intact.
SISKO: I assume that's a joke...
WORF: We will see.

Later...

GARAK: Lying is a skill like any other. If you want to maintain a level of excellence, you have to practice constantly.
WORF: Practice on someone else...
GARAK: Mr. Worf, you're no fun at all.
WORF: Good!

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-06-06 04:38pm

Stofsk wrote:QPid had a funny Worf moment.

Geordi is playing a musical instrument, albeit badly. Worf walks up to him, grabs the lute I think it was, and smashes it. He hands back the broken pieces, shrugs, and says:

"Sorry."

Not a merry man indeed.

Paying homage to Animal House of course. I never thought the Star Trek writers would stoop to that level, but they sometimes surprise me.

STIV:
Gillian: You guys like Italian?
Spock: No
Kirk: Yes
Spock: No
Kirk: Yes
Spock: No
Kirk: YES! I love Italian. And so do you.
Spock: Yes.

STIV:
Kirk: Him? He's harmless. Back in the 60's he was part of the free speech movement in Berkley. [whispers] I think he did a little too much LDS.
Gillian[rolling her eyes]: L-D-S?

STIII:
Sulu: Don't call me tiny...

TOS:
Scotty: There's an old saying. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
Chekov: I know this saying. It was invented in Russia.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2004-06-06 06:43pm

ahh the scene in Trek 4 *L* according to the novelization the guy Scotty gave the formula for transpar\ent alluminum too...did invent the stuff *L* He compared him to Louis Pastuer for medical doctors

Mutant Headcrab · Post by **Mutant Headcrab** » 2004-06-06 08:04pm

I was always partial to the bus scene in STIV. Spock nerve-pinching the punk rocker was great

johnmarkley · Post by **johnmarkley** » 2004-06-07 12:55am

"Captain?"
"Yes, Spock?"
"Life is not a dream."

FaxModem1 · Post by **FaxModem1** » 2004-06-07 01:15am

On Voyager, they've run out of coffee, and Janeway is in need of a fix in the Mess Hall, with Neelix saying he has something better.

Janeway:"Alright,give me your 'better than coffee' coffee.

Neelix pours what moves as slow as molasses into her cup.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2004-06-08 02:37am

There are quite a few humorous moments. One that I did'nt see mentioned yet, was when McCoy is sarcastic about Genesis.

I'm paraphrasing here:

"According to myth the Earth was created in 6 days....now here comes Genesis! We will do it for you in 6 minutes!"

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-06-08 07:41am

LadyTevar wrote:The entire episode "Trouble With Tribbles" is just a delight.

1. The bar-room brawl, with Mudd never getting hit, never spilling his drink.

Actualy that was Cyrano Jones......and how the hell do i know so much useless Trek info

HOLY SHIT i am a Trekkie,shoot me now.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-06-08 07:50am

It may have been better if it indeed was Harry Mudd. Oh well, Cyrano is a funny guy as well.

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2004-06-08 09:59am

Montcalm wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:The entire episode "Trouble With Tribbles" is just a delight.

1. The bar-room brawl, with Mudd never getting hit, never spilling his drink.
Actualy that was Cyrano Jones......and how the hell do i know so much useless Trek info HOLY SHIT i am a Trekkie,shoot me now.

Well, you are a member of a STvsSW debate forum. It is absolutely necessary to know a lot of useless info about Star Trek, and also, Star Wars.

In fact IMO we are beyond even trekkies in our knowledge. That's only because I find our knowledge to based on analysis of Star Trek, and therefore, to be much more valuable to the common day man.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-06-08 11:23am

Stofsk wrote:QPid had a funny Worf moment.

Geordi is playing a musical instrument, albeit badly. Worf walks up to him, grabs the lute I think it was, and smashes it. He hands back the broken pieces, shrugs, and says:

"Sorry."

Not a merry man indeed.

It was an obvious tribute to Animal House. Some guy is on the stairs of the Delta house during a toga party serenading a few girls with a really, really awful love song ("I gave my love a cherry ... that had no stone ... I gave my love a story ... that had no end"). John Belushi's character (Brother Blutowski) then rips the guitar from his hands and smashes it repeatedly against the wall. Then he looks down and the guy, shrugs and says, "Sorry."

But yes, that along with, "Sir! I protest! I am not a merry man!" was a classic Worf moment. I also love the Worf quote in my sig:

"Our gods are dead. Ancient Klingon warriors killed them millennia ago. They were more trouble than they were worth."

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-06-08 08:38pm

KIRK: "Spock, where the hell's the power you promised me?"
SPOCK: "One damn minute, Admiral."

ODO: "Rom's an idiot. He couldn't fix a straw if it was bent."

QUARK: "I must have witnessed the procedure hundreds of times."
ODO: "Witnessed? You mean to say you've never handled the controls yourself?!"
QUARK [gleefully]: "Energizing!"

QUARK: "Rule of Acquisition #112: Never have sex with the boss's sister."

There's also that one episode of DS9 where the Kira-philiac orders a special Holosuite program from Quark, and in the end, we see the consequences.......

Quark and Odo have had some of the best moments ever. Worf also, especially when Q's around.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-06-08 09:39pm

Kang: I am as constant as the Northern Star!
McCoy: I'd give real money for him to shut up.

Enola Straight · Post by **Enola Straight** » 2004-06-08 11:34pm

In that truly horrible TNG ep where a transporter malfunction converts Picard and Co. into children...

Picard is in his quarters, facing the mirror, and gleefully running his fingers through his hair.

Later on, after the technobabble solution is found, the Captain sighs, resigning himself to his restored bald head.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-06-09 12:33am

Ghost Rider wrote:Kang: I am as constant as the Northern Star!
McCoy: I'd give real money for him to shut up.

That was Chang!

Kang was this badarse motherfucker who had this exchange in TOS:

Day of the Dove [TOS] wrote:Kirk: Go to the devil.

Kang: We have no devil, Kirk.
But we understand the habits of yours.
I shall torture you...
to death...
one by one...
until your noble captain cries "enough."
Who will be first?

Of course, this isn't really a 'funny' moment...

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-06-09 01:16am

Enola Straight wrote:In that truly horrible TNG ep where a transporter malfunction converts Picard and Co. into children...

Picard is in his quarters, facing the mirror, and gleefully running his fingers through his hair.

Later on, after the technobabble solution is found, the Captain sighs, resigning himself to his restored bald head.

It's suprising that by the 24th century they don't have a better form of Rogaine. I guess they aren't all that advanced.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-06-09 02:05pm

neoolong wrote:
Enola Straight wrote:In that truly horrible TNG ep where a transporter malfunction converts Picard and Co. into children...

Picard is in his quarters, facing the mirror, and gleefully running his fingers through his hair.

Later on, after the technobabble solution is found, the Captain sighs, resigning himself to his restored bald head.
It's suprising that by the 24th century they don't have a better form of Rogaine. I guess they aren't all that advanced.

Could be a cultural thing. Picard doesn't like being bald, but it's unseemly for a human to use drugs to alter himself for the sake of mere appearance.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-06-09 02:27pm

RedImperator wrote:Could be a cultural thing. Picard doesn't like being bald, but it's unseemly for a human to use drugs to alter himself for the sake of mere appearance.

I think that it's just that Captain Picard with hair would seem so out of place that it would actually effect crew performance. Can you picture Patrick Stewart with hair? I can't.

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 2004-06-09 02:44pm

You need to watch "I, Claudius" then ; )