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Something funny from Fortune magazine:
Job Interview Howlers
Ever felt like you blew a big job interview? Well, cheer up. At least you didn't bring your dog. Or a date. Or doughnuts.
FORTUNE
Monday, September 30, 2002
By Anne Fisher

Friends, it's important to know what to do and say during a job interview--but knowing how not to behave helps, too. OfficeTeam (www.officeteam.com), a worldwide staffing company, recently hired an independent research firm to survey hiring executives at the 1,000 largest U.S. companies. The question: What are the strangest things that job candidates have said or done in interviews? Here are some of their more memorable answers:

"After answering the first few questions, the candidate picked up his cell phone and called his parents to let them know the interview was going well."

"At the end of the interview, the candidate expressed her interest in getting the position, but only if her boyfriend liked the company and the hiring manager. She then said, 'He's waiting outside. Can I bring him in to say hello?' "

"The person got up just a few minutes after the interview had begun, saying he left his dog in the car and needed to check on him."

"The candidate entered the lobby and identified herself to the receptionist. She then pulled two pairs of shoes from her bag and said, 'Before the interviewer comes out, tell me which pair you think I should wear with this suit.' "

"When asked why she wanted to work for this company, the candidate replied, 'That's a good question. I really haven't given it much thought.' "

"When asked how he would improve sales if hired, the candidate replied, 'I'll have to think about that and get back to you.' He then stood up, walked out, and never came back."

"When told she would meet with a second interviewer, the candidate took out a large bag from her briefcase and proceeded to reapply her makeup and hairspray, all in the first interviewer's office."

"Asked by the hiring manager why he was leaving his current job, the candidate replied, 'My manager is a jerk. All managers are jerks.' "

"The candidate disparaged his former boss during the interview, not realizing that the boss and the interviewer had the same last name and were related."

"When the interviewer asked what the candidate was earning, she answered, 'I really don't see how that is any of your business.' "

"When asked what he liked least about his current job, the candidate replied, 'Managing people.' He was interviewing for a management position."

"After being complimented on his choice of college and the GPA he achieved, the candidate replied, 'I'm glad that got your attention. I didn't really go there.' "

"The candidate asked for an early morning interview. He showed up with a box of doughnuts and ate them during the interview, saying this was the only time he'd have to eat breakfast before going to work."

"When asked by the hiring manager if he had any questions, the candidate responded by telling a knock-knock joke."

"The company sent an employee to meet a prospective new hire at the airport. The applicant got off the plane, said it was far too cold to live and work in this city, and took the next flight home. He never met the hiring manager."

"When asked by the hiring manager about his career goals, the candidate replied, 'To work the least amount of time possible until I can get your job.' "

Need I say that none of these folks was hired? The moral, according to OfficeTeam executive director Liz Hughes: "Think before you speak. The first thing that comes to your mind might not be the most appropriate thing to share with the hiring manager." How true.
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"When the interviewer asked what the candidate was earning, she answered, 'I really don't see how that is any of your business.' "
I actually agree on this point. The interviewer doesn't have to know what your income is. If you're qualified and make a dinky $40,000 a year, so what? You're qualified. The interviewer doesn't need to know that to see if the applicant is qualified for the position. She could have been more polite, but she is still right.
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It's a touchy question, I'd agree. This is how some of the interviewers explain their rationale:
"I always ask potential new hires about their salary history, not out of nosiness or stinginess, but because of some unfortunate experiences in the past," writes a reader who recruits management trainees for a large insurance company. "We really have found over the years that a person who will have to take a 'pay cut' to join us is not likely to stay for very long. And a person who has been making less than our salary range, although he or she may feel underpaid, will generally not perform as well as people who come in at higher salaries. In other words, like it or not, pay reflects potential."

Writes another hiring manager: "So many people job-hopped in the '90s to get their salaries up, that we now feel we are dealing with 'pay inflation'--at a time when we're under pressure to keep costs as low as possible. Give us a break. Just answer the question, and don't operate on the paranoid assumption that whatever you tell us will work against you." - Fortune
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Writes another hiring manager: "So many people job-hopped in the '90s to get their salaries up, that we now feel we are dealing with 'pay inflation'--at a time when we're under pressure to keep costs as low as possible. Give us a break. Just answer the question, and don't operate on the paranoid assumption that whatever you tell us will work against you." - Fortune
Can't you just taste the greed? Managers bitching about 'pay inflation' when real wages are still below 1970s levels?

As for answering sallary questions, one might as well advise jews in Hitler-era Germany to give honest answers to the SS rather than give in to the 'paranoid assumption' that they'll be marched into death camps.
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To add one to the list of gaffes in the initial post:

At my work, an applicant was filling out an application. When he got to the question that asked "How many weekends would you be willing to work per month?", he turned to the manager and asked, "How many weekends are in a month?" After the applicant left, the manager introduced the application to the trashcan.
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Wow "Enlightenment". From managers asking salary questions to Jews and the SS. Are there any more interesting historical parallels? :roll:

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XPViking wrote:Wow "Enlightenment". From managers asking salary questions to Jews and the SS. Are there any more interesting historical parallels? :roll:
Would my post have been easier for you to understand if I had equated managers to the IRS and their famous 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help?'

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Well, the IRS is there to help. That money goes into essentials such as es for FBI agents, bilingual education programs in schools, foreign aid (Or as the leaders over there call it, another presedential palace), king-size beds for prisoners, and salary raises for Congress!
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I still don't agree they should be allowed to ask that question. It's the same as ethnicity. If they did a study showing that the majority of their workers are white people and that white people are generally more likely to stay with them and be more productive than people with other ethnicities, it still does not give them the right to hire based on ethnicity.
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Way I see it, whether or not it's "right" to ask about your salary makes little difference. If you don't like it, they don't hire you. Simple.

And anyways, what the hell do you care whether or not people know how much you make? Are you ashamed? Afraid they'll try to steal it?
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