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Jennifer Lopez got married.

This time to Marc Antony. I wonder how long it will last ;)
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Gah! I hate that woman, she spends more on a hairdoo than I earn in a year...
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CaptainChewbacca wrote:This time to Marc Antony. I wonder how long it will last ;)
I say minimum one week,maximum 2 to 4 years and to be realistic a few months. :mrgreen:
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Atleast they're preserving the sanctity of marriage.
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When the hell did she break up with Ben Affleck???


And this is what, her third or fourth time getting married to someone? Geez.
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At any rate, that's a nice picture of her.

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"Oh yeah, and you're a soulless bitch who spits on people who aren't rich and famous."

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Durandal wrote:"Oh yeah, and you're a soulless bitch who spits on people who aren't rich and famous."

God I love South Park.
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I guess she must be one helluva bitch, coz Affleck ran away to Cartman's hand...

Anyways, any bets on the date of the divorce? We could start a poll...
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I give this marraige a ten. By "ten", I'm referring to the number of weeks it's going to last.
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I wouldn't be surprised if next weekend the new headline is that she seperated with him and is going out with *pick a celeb*.
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She's like the celeb villiage bycicle. Everyone gets a ride...
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Superman wrote:She's like the celeb villiage bycicle. Everyone gets a ride...
Well then in the entertainment industry there is a shitloads of Bicycles :wink:
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Unless she's offering up her ass for me, I don't see why I should give a shit what Jennifer Lopez does.
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Shinova wrote:When the hell did she break up with Ben Affleck???
Wow, I'm impressed that even you managed to miss that inflated drama.
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Darth Wong wrote:Unless she's offering up her ass for me, I don't see why I should give a shit what Jennifer Lopez does.
Pretty much how I feel. Unless she wants to get naked with me or make a hardcore lesbian porn video for my enjoyment, I just really don't care about her life.
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I heard she's got her ass insured. So if she did give it to you, you had better be damn careful with it...no rough stuff on that ass!
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constantine wrote:I heard she's got her ass insured. So if she did give it to you, you had better be damn careful with it...no rough stuff on that ass!
Well that makes it off limit for Mike :wink:
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Montcalm wrote:
constantine wrote:I heard she's got her ass insured. So if she did give it to you, you had better be damn careful with it...no rough stuff on that ass!
Well that makes it off limit for Mike :wink:
Yeah. An ass like that would be no fun if you couldn't slap it...real hard like. :cry:
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Shinova wrote:When the hell did she break up with Ben Affleck???


And this is what, her third or fourth time getting married to someone? Geez.
Third time if I remember correctly.
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What a stupid bitch. Really, this chick is so fucked up, who the hell would be stupid enough to marry her?
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Vympel wrote:What a stupid bitch. Really, this chick is so fucked up, who the hell would be stupid enough to marry her?
Single-minded guys who want a piece of that arse. They pay the price for their lack of vision. :twisted:
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She must be trying to beat liz tailors record for marriages.
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She is well on her way at this point. Taylor has been married what, 8 times to 7 men?
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It is the third time she is getting married. Her first marriage to waiter Ojona Noa in 1997 lasted year while her 2001 marriage to Chris Judd lasted nine month I wonder how long this one will last.
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