The "Nice Legs!" thread

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-06-07 02:52am

Howedar wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:
Durandal wrote:Could you at least wear boxers?
Honestly, I could do without the VPL myself, and I'm normally a fan of that kind of thing.
At the risk of being very, very sorry, what is VPL?

As stated above, Visible Penis Line.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-06-07 03:04am

And, as expected, I am very, very sorry. Thanks for nothing

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-06-07 05:05am

Howedar wrote:And, as expected, I am very, very sorry. Thanks for nothing

Oh, hell! It's a handy thing for anyone to have knowledge of, you can use it in any number of situations.
Such as:
"Gaaahhh! You're sportin' major VPL, cover yourself NOW!"

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-06-07 07:30am

aerius wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Damien is a good friend, but I'm not participating in tongue action with a dude for bikini pictures.

Full frontal nudity, and none of this "demurely crossed legs" Cinemax shit, either. Offer that, then we'll talk.
Well...if you want full frontal nudie pics of my GF, it's only fair that I get full frontal nudie pictures of your GF. Oh, and I don't want digital pictures, I want full colour 11"x14" enlargements made from Kodak Ultra Color 100 film.

Well, I can't speak for Durandal, but I only have an ex girlfriend. That situation is probably too complicated to ask permission to take naked pictures. Also, if she found out I mailed naked pictures of her to some guy from Toronto, she'd kill me.

J · Post by J » 2004-06-11 05:14pm

You know what's a bit weird? I have bigger legs than most of you guys! What's going on?!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-06-11 05:19pm

jmac wrote:You know what's a bit weird? I have bigger legs than most of you guys! What's going on?!

You're a biker and we're a bunch of geeks?

J · Post by J » 2004-06-11 05:24pm

Durandal wrote:You're a biker and we're a bunch of geeks?

Swimmer actually, though I do a million other sports too and I'm pretty good at most of them.

BTW, I just had an idea. If you guys want my bikini pictures, all you have to do is beat any 2 of my best swim times, which can be found here. Easy enough don't you think?

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-06-11 06:35pm

jmac wrote:Swimmer actually, though I do a million other sports too and I'm pretty good at most of them.

BTW, I just had an idea. If you guys want my bikini pictures, all you have to do is beat any 2 of my best swim times, which can be found here. Easy enough don't you think?

100 yards in 55 seconds or under freestyle?! Hell I can beat that! Anyone wanna put up a front for air travel from England to Canada?

J · Post by J » 2004-06-11 07:07pm

Dorsk 81 wrote:100 yards in 55 seconds or under freestyle?! Hell I can beat that! Anyone wanna put up a front for air travel from England to Canada?

That was one of my worst swims ever, but all things considered I'm not too unhappy with it. That was the first and only time I've ever swum the 100 yard freestyle.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-06-11 07:22pm

jmac wrote:That was one of my worst swims ever, but all things considered I'm not too unhappy with it. That was the first and only time I've ever swum the 100 yard freestyle.

I could beat it in 2 styles, first would be the crawl and second would be running along the side of the pool!

You owe us pics of your legs including the thighs! Unless you're gunna pay for me to come to Canada to prove my swimming worth...

J · Post by J » 2004-06-11 07:31pm

Dorsk 81 wrote:I could beat it in 2 styles, first would be the crawl and second would be running along the side of the pool!

Hope you break a leg doing it the second way!

You owe us pics of your legs including the thighs! Unless you're gunna pay for me to come to Canada to prove my swimming worth...

The pictures on the last page clearly show my thighs.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-06-11 07:39pm

jmac wrote:Hope you break a leg doing it the second way!

I've broken my right arm twice within 6 months, does that help? (but that's not due to swimming, once cos I fell out of a caravan and again cos I got hit by a car)

The pictures on the last page clearly show my thighs.

Ah, but not enough to control the thigh hungry masses...

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-06-14 05:51pm

Here's a picture of my legs, yay! *yawn*

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-06-14 05:59pm

jmac wrote:You know what's a bit weird? I have bigger legs than most of you guys! What's going on?!

Hey, I put in my 40 miles a week, don't look at me.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-06-14 10:46pm

jmac wrote:BTW, I just had an idea. If you guys want my bikini pictures, all you have to do is beat any 2 of my best swim times, which can be found here. Easy enough don't you think?

How about if I can beat your best number of push up and pull up reps?

J · Post by J » 2004-06-14 11:34pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:How about if I can beat your best number of push up and pull up reps?

Nah, that's too easy for you, I'm not too good at those and even my BF can beat me.

Tell you what, load up a legpress machine with 700 pounds and see if you can beat my best number of reps, which was well into the double digits for that weight.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-06-15 01:25am

I'd be willing to embarass myself doing such a thing if I had access to one.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-09-15 10:10pm

Bringing this one back to the top, because my GF mentioned it and also because we now have more chicks and I want to see their sexy legs.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-09-15 10:14pm

Sigh....ummm, thread necromancy really only applies to most of the forums with A&P being the massive exception or we would've long closed virtually every thread.

So please Rogue...leave the modding to the mods.

Technically my only complaint is that aerius should have shown a leg pic.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2004-09-15 10:15pm

Rogue 9 wrote:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/ ... adTurn.jpg

Ssshh! Necromancy isn't bad when women might post legs!

J · Post by J » 2004-09-15 10:19pm

Rouge, for needlessly cluttering MY thread, you owe us one picture of your legs.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-09-15 10:23pm

jmac wrote:Rogue, for needlessly cluttering MY thread, you owe us one picture of your legs.

Corrected for correctness, and I don't have a camera.

Alternatively, I suggest that the previous two posts of mine be deleted.

Done. Of course, you still have to post pictures of your legs. Now stop moderating my forum. -- Beowulf

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-09-15 11:03pm

My camwhore self might be persuaded to, but only if some people ask nicely.

The Silence and I · Post by **The Silence and I** » 2004-09-16 01:28am

I may be able to, but my roomate has the camera and he might wonder...enough so to refuse

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2004-09-16 05:03am

jmac wrote:Ok, so Zaia's already started a thread for you guys to bare your chests and show off your sexy bodies, now it's time for a little change. Here, you all get to show off your bare sexy legs (hint*olrik*cough*) for the cameras and the winner gets well, we haven't decided yet but it'll be worth it.

Oh, and if enough of you guys post you'll see closeups of my legs.

Perhaps it's my perverted nature, but what I read in your post was "enough of you guys post you'll see closeups of my legs" and "winner gets all".

Anyhow, here's a couple of quick pictures I snapped with my camera:

PS: I know the pictures are still sidways, but takes up less thread space and they're still viewable...plus I'm too lazy to edit them.

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