Anime Tech babble said in Commander Data Treknobabble....

[Dennis Toy]

This morning while i was watching digimon the tamers version, I heard one character named Yamachi say something about the creation of the digimon in this manner. I wondered what it would sound life if Data said the line.

Scene from Digimon
...Everytime a digimon is coming onto earth, a fog forms, this fog contains the essence of the digimon. The fog interacts with the earths natural energy field causing the molecules inside the fog to combine into fake proteins and create the digimon.

Heres how commander data says it.

In the presence of a digital life form, an energy field of composite computer generated matter converges onto the artificial neural pattern of the life forms. The energy field interacts with the terran phased electrodynamic field and a group of non-existant amino acid molecules combine into fake Ribo-nucleonic cells thus creating the digital life form.


Comments?

I like to hear from you how lines from Anime would sound if it was spoke by Data.

[Kuja]

Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! -Domon Kasshu

Please recieve these abstract items. My automatic positive reaction to favorable stimualting female lifeforms, my negative reaction to adverse conditions, as well as one hundred percent of the emotion concerning the wish to correct past mistakes belonging to me. -Data

Come here crazy bird, and I'll turn you into roast turkey! -Argo Gulski

Please decrease your relative distance to my person you mentally impaired flying organism, after which I shall transform your physical status into that of a well cooked flightless bird originating on Earth. -Data

[RayCav of ASVS]

"The TIE Bomber is a crappified Y-Wing. That's saying something." - Master of Ossus

"The standard Imperial capital ship and ground attack and harassment spacecraft, known as the Tie Bomber, is of the quality related to that of typical excremement as typically found in a home waste disposal system similar to that of a large white porcelean structure known as a toliet, when compared to its Rebel Alliance counterpart known as the Y-Wing." - Data

"Me no kisser, me king!" - Grimlock

"My abilities are not optimized for the act of oral contact with another being of the opposite sex known as 'kissing,' but rather my abilities are best optimized for the act of ruling over a serfdom or small kindom, also known as being 'king'" - Data

"ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US!" - I'm not sure

"It would be readily apparent that you no longer maintain control over your base facilities, but rather that control of your base facilities are now in possession as such that they would now be in the general ownership of our own forces." - Data

"YUO=FAGGOT" - ASVS

"In a certain mathematical equation, your being would be equivical to that of a derogatory homosexual term. In this same mathematical equation, the spelling of the term indicating your being should also be grossly misspelled." - Data

[Dennis Toy]

anything for sci-fi spoken by commander data

[RayCav of ASVS]

"Retreat? In our moment of triumph?!" - duh.....

"The question of strategic withdraw at this particular moment of imminent strategic victory would be a rhetorical question" - Data

[Kuja]

Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes.

Please refrain from discharging even a single pellet projectile until you are able to discertain the uncolored section of their sight receptors.

[Evil Sadistic Bastard]

"Honor thy tool, and keep it rigid"

" One should demonstrate respect and reverence for his or her arbitrary machination devised with the intent to aid the performance of useful work, while at the same time ensuring that it remains perpetually turgid and tumescent. "

[Dennis Toy]

some 1950's gangster

I will fuckin bury you...


Commander Data

I will be fucking forced to place you in the excavation...

[Neko_Oni]

"We're in an atmosphere the phase transition engines cannot produce enough power for continous gravity blasts" - Inez Fressange, Nadeshiko

"We are currently positioned in the gaseous envelope of a planetary body, the phase transition energy production units are unable to provide sufficient energy to allow for multiple discharges of the primary space-time distortion weapon" - Data

[RayCav of ASVS]

(after horrible power tool accident) "OWWWWW! MY WANG!" - my brother

(after horrible power tool accident) "As I emit this noise of which its purpose is to inform others around me immediately that I am currently experiencing pain, my male sexual reproduction organ is currently in a state in which it is suffering from severe external damage." - Data

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." -Hunter S. Thompson

"When circumstances become abnormal, the unconventionally-minded achieve maximum effectiveness." -Data

"There is some shit, sir, we simply will not eat." -Hunter S. Thompson

"There are certain kinds of excrement, sir, that we are indeed unwilling toc consume." -Data

"I'd hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." -Hunter S. Thompson

"I am unwilling to condone narcotics addiction, alcoholism, violence or psychotic episodes to anyone, but I have always found them to my liking." -Data

[Dennis Toy]

I should write an AI program and send it out. The Treknobabbleator

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

"I've got a bad feeling about this..." -Han Solo

"I am experiencing an intriguing emotion in regard to this situation. I believe it is negative..." -Data

"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a (fill in the blank)!" -CMO Leonard "Bones" McCoy

"I am compelled to express frustration, Jim, with your impression that I am a (fill-in-the-blank). I am a doctor." -Data

"Why does the sun rise and set? And are the stars just pinholes in the curtain of Night? Who knows?" -Juan Sanchev Villalobos Ramirez

"For what reason does the Sun continue in its apparent revolutions? In addition, are the stars merely minute punctures in a large drapery through which photons are being filtered?" -Data

[SirNitram]

All The Firepower In The Universe Cannot Stop The Coming Storm...

It is readily apparant that the tactical, strategic, and specialized firepower of all vessels known to us is insufficient for the coming danger, which greatly resembles the way a stormcloud will lessen the input to optic nerves and create feelings of dismay within most carbon based beings.

[RayCav of ASVS]

"Holy Jesus! What are these god damn animals?!" - Raoul

"Sacred Cheif Spiritual Figure of the Predominant 20th Century Religion known as Christianinty! What is the nature of these presumably quadrapedal creatures, of who which are to be damned by the father of said cheif spititual leader?" - Data

[Dennis Toy]

From Pulp Fiction...

Quentin: When you came pullin in here did you notice a sign on the front door that said "Dead Nigger Storage"


Data....

Did you not percieve with your visual sensors a indicating marking on a piece of cardboard that stated there was storage for a deceased man equating to a derogatory racist slur created by the french.

[Guest]

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." -Hunter S. Thompson

"When circumstances become abnormal, the unconventionally-minded achieve maximum effectiveness." -Data

I think Data's statement makes a little more sense, Raoul.

[VF5SS]

From Getta Robo.


CHAAAAANGE GETTAAAAAAA ONE!
-Ryomo Nagare.

Position the three Gett Machines in the following formation of the three lifting body aircrafts Gett Machine Eagle, Gett Machine Jaguar, and Gett Machine Bear whle pulling on the correct combination sequence lever and allow the machines to commence automatic robot transformation configuration into the primary aerial warfare mode.
-Data


High tech shit.

[Kuja]

From G Gundam:

"Whenever there's a winner, there must also be a loser. Such is the nature of battle." -Chapman

It is unavoidable on such occaisions as there is one who celebrates a triumph, another must be defeated. There is no other way to compute the outcome of an antagonistic conflict.

[Utsanomiko]

From Tenchi Muyo! OVA episode #4:

Nobuyuki: "Tenchi, we're here at the hot-springs, and there are beautiful young girls up there in the women's bath. It would be rude not to peek.

Data: "My shy, biological offspring Tenchi, the location we are currently residing in is what is known as a hot-spring. Additionally, on the other side of that particularly large Japanese-style fence of wooden construction, adjacent to the men's bath, is a similar area known as the women's bath. From this I can deduct that several females, of which are in their prime of age and could be considered as physically attractive by conventional social standards. They are currently using the hot-springs to bathe in a particular manner of minimal clothing. Consequently, it would be considered the utmost improper of etiquette to not partake in covert appreciation of said attractiveness."

[HemlockGrey]

"YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO HELL!"

"Your actions resulted in the eventual destruction and descecration of your society and preceeded an eventual collapse into barbarism which heralded in an age of rule by tribes of socially and technologically primitve apes. For this gross failing I wish to express my anger by demanding that you be condemned to what is traditionally described as a dark, endless pit of fire and brimstone."


"I would follow you forever...my brother...my captain...my king."

"I would continue on your path for an infinite amount of time, for you are not only are you close kin, you are also my infantry commander and my dictorial overlord."


"I am the President of the United States, and I say when we go to war!"

"I have been elected to the office of the chief executive of the nation bearing the name 'United States of America'. One of my many powers as chief executive is to decide when this nation is in a state of war with any opposing power. I do not appreciate your presumptousness and I wish to remind you that I alone do indeed possess this sovereign power."

[Darth_Shinji]

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

"I have found your absence of trust in the consious manipulation of the energy field produced by all life-forms in the universe, gernerly known as "The Force" to be leaving me in an unsettlig emotion... I will now demonstrate an example of said energy field to convince you and your colleges of its exisentence and elevate my own discontent though this outlet of my emotion chip."

[Evil Sadistic Bastard]

" ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?! "

" I wish to pose this question to you, esteemed audience. Having witnessed a spectacle of utter, senseless brutality from which you normally derive pleasure, are your appetites for such violent and wasteful sport not sated? "

" FREEDOM! "

" Knowing that I am about to enter into a state of terminal and perpetual non-functioning, I take it upon myself to voice the cry of my deepest being, a cry for liberty and the freedom of my fellow men, my deceased wife and myself. "

[HemlockGrey]

Oh. ANIME stuff.

Yes....13 Days is anime...


-whistle-

[Solid Snake]

Alright, listen up you primitve screwheads. This... is my BOOMSTICK!

If i may have your attention for a few moments, so i can explain this object to your primitive society, i would like to let you know that this is my concussion-powered weapon known as a shotgun.