The Anti-Porn Guy

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

Wow. According to the Bible (Rev. 14:10, 11 from this dipshit's site) Jesus and the Angels are in Hell, too. Isn't that nice?

[Alyrium Denryle]

A quote from this bastard.

" you dont like that atribute of god?

That perfect attribute of god? well we LOVE that attribute of God. And we're gonna preach it, because God's hatred is pure! Its a determination, its a determination that he's gonna send some people to Hell! Thats God's hatred!"

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

A quote from this bastard.

" you dont like that atribute of god?

That perfect attribute of god? well we LOVE that attribute of God. And we're gonna preach it, because God's hatred is pure! Its a determination, its a determination that he's gonna send some people to Hell! Thats God's hatred!"

Can we send the Sniper after this guy? Can we? 'Cause I'd wager anything that they bury this fucker in a Confederate Flag...

[Wicked Pilot]

Can we send the Sniper after this guy? Can we? 'Cause I'd wager anything that they bury this fucker in a Confederate Flag...

A confederate flag soaked in urine preferably.

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

Can we send the Sniper after this guy? Can we? 'Cause I'd wager anything that they bury this fucker in a Confederate Flag...

A confederate flag soaked in urine preferably.

In that case, we'll need beer, and plenty of it. Fuck, let's go all the way here. Who calls dibs for graveside defecation?

[Alyrium Denryle]

Dont worry i have been plotting his doom for some time now. unfortunatly he has raised a family that is just as bigoted as he is. And get this...he used to be a civil rights lawyer. He was disbarred because he Badgered witnesses into the ground to the point that they cried on the stand.

[Alyrium Denryle]

Oh and by the way, he has IIRC 12 children

[weemadando]

I'm going to start work on a new website. Sections thus far:

-Fuck Jack Chick up the arse with a sharpened metal object.
-Phelps can spend eternity in hell being rogered by a horde of John Holmes Clones.
-Falwell can fucking well bite me, but he really shouldn't because I don't want rabies.
-Fuck the Anti-Porn Guy jsut cause he can't get sex doesn't mean noone else should.

I am open to more suggestions, each of these will likely contain MSTings, parodies and rants.

Fun fun fun.

[Darth Yoshi]

Twelve? Damn. There should be a law that stupid people can't more than one child. That way, we won't be overrun with idiots.

[Wicked Pilot]

In that case, we'll need beer, and plenty of it. Fuck, let's go all the way here. Who calls dibs for graveside defecation?

I'll get the plastic rainbows, you bring the dildos.

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

[quote=darth yoshi]Twelve? Damn. There should be a law that stupid people can't more than one child. That way, we won't be overrun with idiots[/quote]

Too late.

[Darth Yoshi]

Yeah, but it'll help remove the idiot population.

[Alyrium Denryle]

In that case, we'll need beer, and plenty of it. Fuck, let's go all the way here. Who calls dibs for graveside defecation?

I'll get the plastic rainbows, you bring the dildos.

You both know damn well that I will be able to get plastic rainbows(and rainbow lambda symbols) more easily and with fewer questions than you

[XaLEv]

He is definately one load his mother should have swallowed.

FUQ!

[Coyote]

We should get together and head on down to his neck o' the woods and smack him around a bit, then take him to San Francisco and leave him tied up, naked, with a ball gag, over a 55-gallon drum of Vaseline.

Sometimes people are just so damn evil.

[Alyrium Denryle]

That will only make the evil more bigoted. And the public ass raping would give a bad name to gays everywhere. what we need to do is hire a hitman, a heterosexual one to kill him in a painful fashion.

[Antediluvian]

How about we just cut their heads off and stick them on a pike?

(Does the Vir wave.)

[Lagmonster]

-Fuck the Anti-Porn Guy jsut cause he can't get sex doesn't mean noone else should.

It's odd, but I actually know a guy like that. Fat fellow, really geeky looking, 33, no girlfriend yet to speak of, all the social skills of an antisocial lobster. He hates porn, public displays of affection, the works. And the root of it is anger. He can't get any, so he doesn't want anyone else to either. Of course, he gets teased a lot because his views are so ludicrous. Poor guy, but there's no universal law that says everyone's a breeder. Some things in the world are destined to not contribute to the gene pool.

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

Twelve kids? How many donkeys did he have to screw for that?

The bigots are multiplying!

[Ignorant_Boy]

You want an indication of how bad this guy is? Even my hard-core creationism friend disagrees!

I agree that many of the things that you are against
are sins (murder, drugs, abortion, pedophilia,
pornography, any sex outside of that between a man and
a woman who are married). I disagree with your
response to them. More on this later. I totally
disagree with your opposition to interracial
marriages. Marrying fellow believers is a must (2
Corinthians 6:14) but it doesn't matter what color
they are. Since Christ came, "There is no longer Jew
or Greek" (Galatians 3:28).
If you want to live with a NDC go live in Iran or
with the Taliban. There is nothing in the Bible that
forbids jeans. As long as your clothing is modest, you
can wear what you want.
If prisoners are kept in solitary confinement, who
will be on Jesus' right at the judgement to hear, "I
was in prison and you visited me."?
The primary responsibility of governments is to
protect their citizens and execute judgement on
wrongdoers. To this end, if tougher child colester
laws are needed to protect vulnerable children or if
the government wishes to sapply the death penalty to
murder, go for it. However, morality is between an
individual and God. Non-Christians are under
condemation, regardless of whether they live moral
lives or not. The issue is not morality - although it
is important, especially for Christians - but whether
or not you have accepted Jesus.
Don't be so quick to wish that people would suffer
for their sins on earth. God will eventually judge all
people; judging is not our job (Matthew 7:1-2). Show
them love instead. Son't be like the Pharisees,
receivers of Jesus' harshest words, who followed the
law to the letter but missed its main points: grace,
mercy and love (Matthew 23:23-28). The Pharisees once
brought an adulterous woman to Jesus to stone. He
saved her and forgave her (John 8:3-11). Be like
Jesus. Read Galatians to learn about God's grace and
teh role of the Law. Read Matthew 9:13. Ber merciful.
I wish that everyone would know and spread the love of
Christ.

Pretty bad huh?

[weemadando]

Whats scary is that that response is fairly rational.

The guy would appear to be a pacifistic fundie with high levels of acceptance of the real world

[Darth Wong]

It's odd, but I actually know a guy like that. Fat fellow, really geeky looking, 33, no girlfriend yet to speak of, all the social skills of an antisocial lobster. He hates porn, public displays of affection, the works. And the root of it is anger. He can't get any, so he doesn't want anyone else to either. Of course, he gets teased a lot because his views are so ludicrous. Poor guy, but there's no universal law that says everyone's a breeder. Some things in the world are destined to not contribute to the gene pool.

Jealousy. Like all losers, he blames his own failures on others, and then wishes them to suffer (or at the very least, not exhibit their happiness in front of him).

I have never known a geeky (as opposed to seriously deformed) guy who couldn't improve his standing with the ladies with a little hard work. Cut down on the junk food, work out, improve your physique, get a good haircut, clean the fuck up, stand straighter and taller, learn to look people straight in the eye, walk with confidence, build up some nerve so you can talk to a woman without tripping over yourself, learn to read body language, try talking about things women might actually be interested in, etc. There are so many things somebody like that can do, yet they just sit there feeling sorry for themselves and wishing the rest of the world would be just as miserable as them. Fucking pathetic, but I have zero sympathy. They sleep (alone) in the bed they made.

Evolution limits these types; they will not reproduce, so they are being removed from the gene pool through sexual selection.

[weemadando]

Jealousy. Like all losers, he blames his own failures on others, and then wishes them to suffer (or at the very least, not exhibit their happiness in front of him).

I have never known a geeky (as opposed to seriously deformed) guy who couldn't improve his standing with the ladies with a little hard work. Cut down on the junk food, work out, improve your physique, get a good haircut, clean the fuck up, stand straighter and taller, learn to look people straight in the eye, walk with confidence, build up some nerve so you can talk to a woman without tripping over yourself, learn to read body language, try talking about things women might actually be interested in, etc. There are so many things somebody like that can do, yet they just sit there feeling sorry for themselves and wishing the rest of the world would be just as miserable as them. Fucking pathetic, but I have zero sympathy. They sleep (alone) in the bed they made.

Evolution limits these types; they will not reproduce, so they are being removed from the gene pool through sexual selection.

I remember when I went from school to uni. I changed a lot. Matured a shitload in just a few weeks and promptly started having fun. Hell, girls accepted the fact I was a geek because I still went out, played sport, had fun with them. Geekdom can live on. Just don't let it dominate your life.

[Alyrium Denryle]

so very true

[Coyote]

That will only make the evil more bigoted. And the public ass raping would give a bad name to gays everywhere. what we need to do is hire a hitman, a heterosexual one to kill him in a painful fashion.

Yeah, you're right, it would only add fuel to the bigots' fire. I like the psychological warfare angle better; it leaves him alive to deal with his own best tormentor: his own foul brain. I've been contemplating the fundies and hyper-senstitive whackos that come here and other places on the net and publicly display for all to see their weaknesses, 'hot button' topics and sources of inner psychoses. They give the world a road map to their freak-out points and then react with anger and indignation when someone uses this against them.

Are they really so pathetic? Did they truly expect accolades? The only bright spot to this is that while spending time spewing brain-poop on the net, they're not out setting fires, sniping freeways and molesting the kine...