Roy J Lores

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-06-07 06:59pm

What an idiot. He's not even funny. More sad, really.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-06-07 08:59pm

Do they grow these guys in tanks or something? Two thirds of the nitwits on the hate mail page you could swap their names around and nobody would know the difference. At least Stewie was original ("Adult bevereges" "Only $800! What a bargain!" "The asteroids may have been glowing because Imperial radars are powerful enough to cause inert rocks to flouresce--however, their guns can only fragment soft lumps of talc")

Meest · Post by **Meest** » 2004-06-07 11:30pm

This guy is really out of touch with reality, seems to him if you like Star Wars = you like The Empire = you like earth world evil empires. When is Star Wars exclusively about The Empire? And even so why does he relate sci-fi preferences to real like loyalties. Seriously WTF is wrong with these people, so insecure when their "side" or what they like loses they go apeshit.

According to this guy, when I play Star Wars games that lets me play darkside characters, I'm an unholy satanic pyscho murderer. Yea I cheer for bad guys to win in movies, because it just makes for better stories, someone needs to remind him these are just stories.

With a name like RJLCyberpunk and opening subjects with "God Bless..." just makes me wonder why does this mindset appeal to these psuedo-religious nuts, I mean honestly why does Star Trek appeal to nutters?

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2004-06-08 12:05am

Yeah know, I look forward to the day someone wiht actual qualifications to debate mike shows up and puts up a formidable fight.

Thing is: everyone with actual qualifications already agrees with Mike.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2004-06-09 08:14am

I can't really buy this guy as being for real. He's just such a complete chimera of every troll that's ever crossed Mike's doorstep.

Either that, or I've seen too many of them, and I can't discern anymore which are real and which are just out to provoke him.

A Big Flying Fish · Post by **A Big Flying Fish** » 2004-06-09 01:39pm

Um, yeah, this guys clearly either an idiot, flame baiting, or most likely both. Take the easy solution, simply block the git and let him fester in his own shit pile. Simply put, if morons like this aren't going to understand the page on first reading, the chances of it happening when someone takes the time to explain it to them and they're in Black Knight mode are non-existant. Just tell him to fuck off and leave it.

Bob the Gunslinger · Post by **Bob the Gunslinger** » 2004-06-09 01:55pm

Can we just bring back Stewie? He was more fun to taunt and debate with. Remember the movie Big Fish? Stewie is Big Fish squared.

We can even have him be the go-between for the rest of the trolls, sort of a speaker-to-trekkies. Then he can rephrase all of their best arguments in his own words, post them here, and everybody wins!

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2004-06-10 12:57pm

neoolong wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Holy Zeus, he brought patriotism into it.
I'm waiting for when he calls Mike unamerican.

Yes, Mike is soooo unamerican, it makes me fucking sick.

Trekdestroyer · Post by **Trekdestroyer** » 2004-06-13 03:31pm

I swear this guy is dumber than I am!

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-06-13 05:01pm

Make a fucking contribution or fuck off.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2004-06-13 10:04pm

Trekdestroyer wrote:I swear this guy is dumber than I am!

I seriously don't want to imagine that.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-06-14 12:13am

Trekdestroyer wrote:I swear this guy is dumber than I am!

Go and fly away with the other vultures.

Post by **Vympel** » 2004-06-14 01:55am

How bout everyone stops vulturing before I lock it?

Mange · Post by **Mange** » 2004-06-14 12:37pm

Hmmm.... This guy scares me. He's mixing religious arguments with science fiction. No offense, but this could be the signs of a mental disorder. I don't think we should make fun of him, instead he should submit himself to a psychological evaluation.

Praxis · Post by **Praxis** » 2004-06-14 01:56pm

I think I need to get some popcorn for this thread

Poor dolt.

Seems to me that he doesn't get the term 'relative'. Since Mike said that Photons are Firecrackers in comparison to Imperial shields, he assumes that Mike means Photons are really as powerful as firecrackers, and calls Mike biased.

Idiot. *shakes head*

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-06-15 01:20am

I'm waiting for the buddies he is no doubt attempting to impress with this tripe to jump in on his behalf.

Meest · Post by **Meest** » 2004-06-15 02:51am

Not sure if it is known/mentioned, but this guy just recently(last week) started posting on the MSN group STvsSW.

First of all I want to make make absolutly cristal clear that Im no
Trekkie or Warsie I happen to like both

Gotta love when they try to pose as not being bias, yet every topic he started as been all about star wars and warsies. He can't go two sentences without using "warsie" and "fanatic" as if they are hand in hand. Then slowly can see his pro-trek delusions come through.

h**p://groups.msn.com/StarTrekVsStarWars/messageboard.msnw to witness his genius.

Meest · Post by **Meest** » 2004-06-15 02:55am

RJLCyberPunk1 wrote:Now knowing rabid warsies outthere tey will probably just w/out any evidence say that the ISD would vaporize the Goaul'd ship in one blast, but then again they believe they can take on anything on the Scifi universe outthere and win without a scratch. Babylon 5 Shadows Vaporized,Vorlons vaporized, Q continium vaporized, and therefore of course the AsGard as well vaporized along with all the ancient races of the whole universe and God himsel vaporized by what? by the omnipotent turbo laser. Yeah right....

Forgot to add this jewel,

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-06-16 06:36pm

Want a really good laugh? This guy tried to sign up on the BBS and couldn't figure out how to use the registration page. Then, when I graciously offered to create the account for him, he couldn't log in with the username and password that he gave me himself (I tried them and they worked fine). I checked the logs and found that yes, he tried repeatedly to log in but kept mistyping the password (I suspect he's one of those people who keeps the capslock on). When I get a minute I should show you the various E-mails of him asking for my help in navigating the apparently complex task of signing onto a BBS.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-06-16 06:40pm

I'm truly at a loss for words. How does he manage to use email?

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-06-16 06:41pm

he couldn't simply figure out how to copy and paste the password in? if its so complicated he'd consistently mistype it, you'd figure that would at least be something any monkey could do.

Rightous Fist Of Heaven · Post by **Rightous Fist Of Heaven** » 2004-06-16 08:08pm

Oh shit, i really get disturbed when i learn that such loonies (or dumbasses however you like to interpret it) are out there, and they think they are right?

Going by his analogy, me, my whole family (including my 13 year old little brother) must be Evil Fascist Nazi, Imperialist, Cat-Killer, Murderers filled with hatred and rage and need to destroy, damn, i think i need to see a shrink. I didnt know that understanding logic or accepting a matter of fact would mean being such a person

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-06-17 01:10am

Darth Wong wrote:Want a really good laugh? This guy tried to sign up on the BBS and couldn't figure out how to use the registration page. Then, when I graciously offered to create the account for him, he couldn't log in with the username and password that he gave me himself (I tried them and they worked fine). I checked the logs and found that yes, he tried repeatedly to log in but kept mistyping the password (I suspect he's one of those people who keeps the capslock on). When I get a minute I should show you the various E-mails of him asking for my help in navigating the apparently complex task of signing onto a BBS.

I don't know whether to bang my head on my desk or laugh my fucking ass off.

Oh well, laughing my ass off is less painful, so

.

Meest · Post by **Meest** » 2004-06-17 04:27am

K, this guy is insane, he's been replying to threads dead for up to a year on SWvsST with the same general message at the end, Warsies are fanatical and would resort to suicide bombing Star Trek conventions. That is fucked up to just be casually tossing out this stuff repeatedly on any thread involving SWvsST. He constantly creates threads in the MSN group, looks like he's trying to pick up a following, kinda ironic when he claims warsie religious devotion. Equates Wars vs Trek to real life terrorism, even implies that only America and Israel is fighting terrorism, clearly grade A quality nutjob.

Too stupid to sign up to a BBS wrote:News Flash FedRebel Enterprise has indeed been renewed so eat your heart out, You are obviously nothing more than a rabid religious warsie zealot hell bent on wiping Trekkies and all other scifi fans from the surface of this planet at all cost, heck even it it would involve sending suicide bombers into conventions probably.
But guess what all hardcore scifi fans and "trekkies" will resist you the same as the american people and the people in Israel are resisting terrorism. make no mistake we will all in the end survive you.

Long Live StarGate SG-1, long live Farscape, Long Live Star Wars and long live Star Trek... Down with the warsie tirants and cyberterrorists.

18-Till-I-Die · Post by **18-Till-I-Die** » 2004-06-17 08:47am

The Kernel wrote:snipity

And he thinks this makes ST torpedeos strong? Aparently our Mr. Lores has never seen the DS9 epsiode "In the Pale Moonlight"...

If this is what it takes to shred a Klingon cruisers hull, then photon torpedeos are not only underpowered compared to SW weapons, but even compared to modern nuclear bombs.

I was wondering, What is exactly in this picture, i cant make it out too well.