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Anyone interested in a HoI Interactive AAR?

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Since I'm rather bored, I've decided to start a HoI AAR. In case you don't know what exactly it is, it runs sorta like this: I will post troop movements, sizes, etc etc, while you, my loyal generals decide on modes of attack, strategies, etc, and generally make all the decisions. There is a command of the army, navy, air force, etc, and sometimes generals commanding individual armies, if we have enough people. You don't even need HoI to be able to join in. I can give you a basic rundown of combat statistics, etc, so you understand what exactly is going on. :)
I'm open to play as any nation, be it Allies, Axis, or neutral.
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Can I be Chief of Staff?

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StarshipTitanic wrote:Can I be Commander in Chief? Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
Thats my position. :P
There are several positions open:
Chief of Staff
Chief of Air Force
Chief of Army
Chief of Navy
Foreign Minister
etc...
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Fixed, now approve me! I want to make important decisions...
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StarshipTitanic wrote:Fixed, now approve me! I want to make important decisions...
It is done. :)
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Ok, since you guys asked over AIM:
General Traits:
Panzer Leader
Trickster
Engineer
Defensive Doctrine
Offensive Doctrine
Logistics Wizard
Fortress Buster
Old Guard
Commando

Admiral Traits:
Superior Tactician
Blockade Runner
Sea Wolf
Spotter
(more forthcoming as soon as I check the game files)

Air General traits:
Carpet Bomber
Tank Buster
Superior Tactician
Night Flyer
(see above, more forthcoming)

You can have a max of 3 traits. Your personas all start off as Generals/Admirals/Air Generals, and if you earn merit, I'll promote you to
FM/Grand Admiral/Air Marshal. :twisted:
I'm working on the minister files, I'll post the avalible traits soon for them.
Or just go here...+http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/sho ... p?t=111075
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Gen. Wilhelm Klink
Position: Chief of Staff
General Traits:
Defensive Doctrine
Logistic Wizard
Trickster
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Chief of Air, reporting in.
Air General Traits:
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  • Superior Tactician
  • Tank Buster
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Can I be a "Chief of Biological Warfare"?

(Damn comp, won't let me use AIM or AIM Express...)
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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Can I be a "Chief of Biological Warfare"?

(Damn comp, won't let me use AIM or AIM Express...)
No, but you can be Armaments Minister. (Who needs bio weapons when you have nukes? :wink: )
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Ok, I've got a list of 'playable' nations (i.e. those with the industrial capacity to do some damage, and the ability to wage war, and some of my personal preferences :wink: ), either belonging to the Axis/Allies, or neutral:

USA (Allies)
UK (Allies)
France (Allies)

Germany (Axis)
Italy (Axis)
Japan (Axis)

Soviet Union (Comintern)
Nationalist China (neutral)
Poland (Neutral/allied in 1939)
Romania (neutral)
Yugoslavia (neutral)
Turkey (neutral)
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Captain tycho wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Can I be a "Chief of Biological Warfare"?

(Damn comp, won't let me use AIM or AIM Express...)
No, but you can be Armaments Minister. (Who needs bio weapons when you have nukes? :wink: )
True, true, sign me up, then. I'll follow Yoshi... or something. And I'll personally authorize anything to do with firing airborne nuclear-tipped cruise missiles into anyone else.
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A unanmious vote over AIM declares the winner to be Italy! :twisted:
Opening post coming soon.
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January First, 1936, National Italian Overview
Cabinet to Benito Mussolini
Armaments Minister: Evil Sadistic Bastard
Chief of Staff: Starship Titanic
Chief of Air Force: Darth Yoshi
Chief of Army: Raxmei
Minister of Security: Guido Buffarini-Guido
Foreign Minister: Gian Galezzo Ciano
Minister of Intelligence: Cesare Ame

Resource Stockpiles:
Coal: 65000
Steel: 64000
Rubber: 50000
Oil: 64000
Supplies: 64000
Manpower: 445
Total Industrial Capacity: 164

Resource Allocation:
Consumer Goods: 14/65
Supply Production: 99/108
Research and Development: 0/32
Military Production: 12/32

Army Units:

1st Army Corps:
7 Infantry Divisions
2 Infantry Divisions with attached artillery brigade
3 Mountain Divisions
Based in Genoa

2nd Army Corps
6 Infantry Divisions
1 Infantry Division with attached artillery bridage
3 Motorized Divisions
1 Mountain Division
Based in Venezia

3rd Army Corps
7 Infantry Divisions
3 Calvalry Divisions
Based in Ancona

1st Armoured Corps
2 Armoured Divisions
1 Motorized Division
Based in Parma

Reserve Corps
3 Infantry Divisions
1 Mountain Division
Based in Rome

Sicily Garrison:
4 Infantry Divisions
Based in Messina

1st African Corps
7 Infantry Divisions
Based in Tripoli

2nd African Corps
4 Infantry Divisions
Based in Tobruk

Ethiopian Colonial Army
2 Infantry Divisions
1 Calvalry Division
7 Militia Divisions

Air Force Squadrons:

1st Air Fleet
1 Fighter wing
1 Tactical bomber wing
Based in Tobruk

2nd Air Fleet
1 Fighter wing
1 Naval Bomber wing
Based in Firenze

3rd Air Fleet
1 Fighter wing
1 Naval Bomber wing
Based in Caligari

4th Air Fleet
1 Tactical Bomber wing
1 Transport wing
Based in Taranto

5th Air Fleet
1 Fighter wing
1 Naval bomber wing
Based in Sirricusa
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As mentioned in HoS, I will be doing guard duty for the next 24 hours... So feel free to start without me...
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I need a map and the location of the Ethiopian army, fool!
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StarshipTitanic wrote:I need a map and the location of the Ethiopian army, fool!
I'm having some trouble getting the screen capture to work right now, but you can be assured I'll post a map as soon as I get the damned thing to work.
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Is the HOI game running? If so, why don't all the people involved in that write an AAR?
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HemlockGrey wrote:Is the HOI game running? If so, why don't all the people involved in that write an AAR?
Because its running as fast as our EU2 game.
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Captain tycho wrote:
StarshipTitanic wrote:I need a map and the location of the Ethiopian army, fool!
I'm having some trouble getting the screen capture to work right now, but you can be assured I'll post a map as soon as I get the damned thing to work.
Print screen
alt-tab
Paste in paint or something

That won't work?
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StarshipTitanic wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
StarshipTitanic wrote:I need a map and the location of the Ethiopian army, fool!
I'm having some trouble getting the screen capture to work right now, but you can be assured I'll post a map as soon as I get the damned thing to work.
Print screen
alt-tab
Paste in paint or something

That won't work?
Nope, it doesn't. I had some screens from earlier games, but for some reason it won't let me take shots anymore. :banghead: I can take a screenie of the desktop, other games, etc, just not HoI. Grr.
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If worst comes to worst, digicam the screen.
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Try reinstalling?
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StarshipTitanic wrote:Try reinstalling?
Let's just say my copy didnt come off a CD....re-installing would be a massive (and 2 day) pain.
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