The Face of "Compassionate Conservatism"

Post by **Vympel** » 2004-06-19 02:22am

Why is it that Republicans all have that .... look?

18-Till-I-Die · Post by **18-Till-I-Die** » 2004-06-19 02:25am

Oh, so true, so true.

I would've had a picture of a globe superemposed in Bush's hands, and a huge COBRA insignia behind them. Also, Rumsfeld would've had a steel mask and Cheney would be decked out like Dr. Mindbender.

18-Till-I-Die · Post by **18-Till-I-Die** » 2004-06-19 02:27am

Vympel wrote:Why is it that Republicans all have that .... look?

It's called the Taint of Chaos, IIRC. I'll have to look it up in one of the WH40K books, but basically Cheney's about to turn into either a Lord of Change or a Plaguebearer, and Rumsfeld is already in Khornate Berserker mode, i'd say a Champion of Khorne probably

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-06-19 02:29am

I guess that makes Ashcroft a Keeper of Secrets.

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-06-19 02:37am

"Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who's threatened by change."
-Peter, Family Guy

Marksist · Post by **Marksist** » 2004-06-20 11:28pm

Hey, that's in my sig =)

Elfdart · Post by **Elfdart** » 2004-06-21 12:25am

Vympel wrote:Why is it that Republicans all have that .... look?

Because they're EVIL! Not just EVIL, but (as the late great Alec Guinness would say) EEEE-VILLE!

18-Till-I-Die · Post by **18-Till-I-Die** » 2004-06-21 08:25am

Elfdart wrote:
Vympel wrote:Why is it that Republicans all have that .... look?
Because they're EVIL! Not just EVIL, but (as the late great Alec Guinness would say) EEEE-VILLE!

Meh, they dont scare me.

I beleive whole heartedly the Emperor will cast them back into Eye of Terror very soon

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2004-06-21 11:28am

And I want my convservatives to be compassionate why?

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2004-06-22 01:31am

18-Till-I-Die wrote:

Oh, so true, so true.

I would've had a picture of a globe superemposed in Bush's hands, and a huge COBRA insignia behind them.

I must break into song:

He's got the whole world in his hands! He's got the whole wide world in his hands!

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2004-06-22 01:32am

Stormbringer wrote:And I want my convservatives to be compassionate why?

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Because according to these guys, it's the will of God.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-06-22 01:52am

Stormbringer wrote:And I want my convservatives to be compassionate why?

Hehe, because it makes us more "electable" people dont like spending cuts and a healthy dose of social darwinism. We have to balance it out somehow.