Ok, some major things wrong with my uber-asshole brother

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Ok, some major things wrong with my uber-asshole brother

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I'm sure most of you are familiar with "Akira", right? Well.....

1.) He rents it without my fucking knowledge
2.) He won't let me even see the fucking box
3.) He bitches and moans to mum when I pick up the box to see what it was
4.) He tells me "it's just a stupid movie. Fuck off, Ray!" (Fuck off too, shithead!)

I so want to waste him right now.....
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You hit him in the head often when he was little?
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Would this be the same brother in your sig?
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yes
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Is he an older brother or younger brother? How old are you and how old is he? Cause if he's an older brother and your still under 18, he may be keeping you from watching it due to the extremely graphic violence in Akira.

Or he could be just being an idiot and being possesive of his precious video.

Addition: He could also be keeping you from watching it so your parents don't catch him showing Akira to you and get on his case about "Why are you showing your younger brother such a graphic movie!!"
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actually he's younger, by about a year. Legally I can watch this alone; he can't. He's just being a typical punk-ass.
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Stupid fucktard. Burst his head open like Akira did.
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I just watched the ass end of Akira on Encore. :D
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Yeah, he's a fucktard. So in this case, kick that little fucktard's ass, then tell your parents he rented a graphic movie of such and get him in trouble for being a fucktard. Hmm, fucktard, say your brother doesn't happen to be Shep now would he?

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Shinova wrote:Is he an older brother or younger brother? How old are you and how old is he? Cause if he's an older brother and your still under 18, he may be keeping you from watching it due to the extremely graphic violence in Akira.

Or he could be just being an idiot and being possesive of his precious video.

Addition: He could also be keeping you from watching it so your parents don't catch him showing Akira to you and get on his case about "Why are you showing your younger brother such a graphic movie!!"
That's strange; I don't recall anything violent or disturbing about that movie...

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Kid must just be crazy.

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Masters of the Universe. Tom Paris was in it. I think its on Encore too.
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A good swift kick to the nuts should do the trick, the getting him in shit idea suggested by others is a good thing to do after you drop his ass on the floor.
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Raycav the solution is simple, beat his little ass. Consequences be damned. Personly I don't have a brother, but if I did I wouldn't let him get away with this bull shit.
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Shinova wrote:Is he an older brother or younger brother? How old are you and how old is he? Cause if he's an older brother and your still under 18, he may be keeping you from watching it due to the extremely graphic violence in Akira.

Or he could be just being an idiot and being possesive of his precious video.

Addition: He could also be keeping you from watching it so your parents don't catch him showing Akira to you and get on his case about "Why are you showing your younger brother such a graphic movie!!"
Man, I must be really desensitized. When I first read that, I serriously had no fucking clue why someone would have a problem with a 14-15 year-old watching an ultra-violent film. That, and if my parents had found out I was watching an R-rated film at that age, they'd usually respond "Whatever, you're mature enough to deal with it. We didn't riase you to be stupid, so it's not like it'll make you violent." I guess I just don't get that there could be an issue.
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I have a littl brother like that. He's greedy, incompetent, and he always thinks he's right. He also swears a lot. What should I do?
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I reiterate: Little siblings are there for terrorizing you. WHat do you do? terrorize them back!
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I have a littl brother like that. He's greedy, incompetent, and he always thinks he's right. He also swears a lot. What should I do?
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IG-88E wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I have a littl brother like that. He's greedy, incompetent, and he always thinks he's right. He also swears a lot. What should I do?
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that too. :twisted:
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I have a littl brother like that. He's greedy, incompetent, and he always thinks he's right. He also swears a lot. What should I do?
I'll say it again, for those with annoying siblings, beat their little punk asses.
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Are you guys really egging on a crazy person? that strikes me as a very very bad idea.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I have a littl brother like that. He's greedy, incompetent, and he always thinks he's right. He also swears a lot. What should I do?
Just out of curiosity, who is his idol; you?
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EmperorMing wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I have a littl brother like that. He's greedy, incompetent, and he always thinks he's right. He also swears a lot. What should I do?
Just out of curiosity, who is his idol; you?
Now that was just mean. :shock:

Anyway, my froblem is that I always give into his demands. If it's 11:00 at night and I want to go to bed, but he's watching TV in my room, I'll turn the TV off and hide the remote. If he's ing me off by threatening to destroy my Lego s, I'll threaten to destroy one of his. After all "Do unto others as they have done unto you".
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