Michael Wong vs G.W. "Dubbya" Bush

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Michael Wong vs G.W. "Dubbya" Bush

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Who would win :?:

First battle : debate about the following subject

1 separation of church and state
2 philosophy of science
3 purpose of being
4 porn

Second battle : scientific knowledge about

1 thermodynamics
2 collision physics
3 deformation of solid materials
4 quantum mechanics

Third battle : handfight

Wong with a red plastic lightsaber vs Bush with a plastic colt and stupid cow-bow hat.

Fourth battle : national pride

Canada vs USA. Nukes, biochemical weapons, torture and slaughter of civilians all allowed :twisted: .

Of course, Dubbya has neither WH advisor nor bodyguards, and Wong cannot be helped by any of the SD-net BBS posters or SW entities :!: .

:twisted: Let the slaughter begin :twisted:
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Re: Michael Wong vs G.W. "Dubbya" Bush

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Wong wipes the floor with Bush, then takes over control of the US.
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Before I make my decision I need to know if Mike has any cronies in the Oil Industry?
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Post by HemlockGrey »

Victory for Wong in everything but the last. The US wipes the floor with Canadia(Which is a MUCH cooler name than 'Canada').
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Post by RayCav of ASVS »

Does this really belong on this forum?
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

I'm sure Wong would win the debates, but what's the point? He can't become president, and if he did, I don't think he'd be very popular.
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Wong would win because Dubya is a fucking idiot.
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