Opinions on my Facial Hair
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Opinions on my Facial Hair
Here is my last desperate attempt to find people who like my facial hair.
Which style of facial hair suits me the best:
The Unshaven Grizzly
The Goatee
The Pornstar Moustache
Clean Shaven, With Sides
Clean Shaven, No Sides
Designer Stubble
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Which style of facial hair suits me the best:
The Unshaven Grizzly
The Goatee
The Pornstar Moustache
Clean Shaven, With Sides
Clean Shaven, No Sides
Designer Stubble
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Dude,give it up already. You're suffering from the same problem I am:your beard just isn't dense enough. Clean with no sides, all the way.
Growing a beard, even a simple 'no shave in 3 days' one, requires a minimum number of hairs per cm^2, and from your pictures you don't have it (and I know that I don't).
I can only speak for myself of course but all I achive by not shaving is
a) looking like I haven't had a shave in x time (as opposed to looking like I'm growing a beard), and
b) itching (if time x is long enough).
Growing a beard, even a simple 'no shave in 3 days' one, requires a minimum number of hairs per cm^2, and from your pictures you don't have it (and I know that I don't).
I can only speak for myself of course but all I achive by not shaving is
a) looking like I haven't had a shave in x time (as opposed to looking like I'm growing a beard), and
b) itching (if time x is long enough).
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Go with the designer stubble, it keeps you from looking like a baby-face without looking unbalanced like the bearded pictures.
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Clean shaven or stubble, the others, IMO, look kinda goofy.
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I actually like the first and last the best. *shrugs* If you went with the first, I'd suggest you clean it up just a bit on the neck, but I like the scruff myself...
Meh, what do I know.
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Dude, the problem isn't the hair on your chin. It's the hair on top of your head. Fix it.
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I didn't even wait for the picture to load; the Porno Mustasche, by far.
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The first one looks best
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Bah! Short back and sides hasn't failed me yet! Come to think of it though it hasn't succeeded either.Darth Wong wrote:Dude, the problem isn't the hair on your chin. It's the hair on top of your head. Fix it.
Next time evryone gets drunk and shaves their head i think i'll join in.
Looks like people favour shaven (or stubble at most), unless i invoke the SD.Net Male Rule and Zaia's vote counts tenfold
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There's nothing wrong with it, except that it looks like hairdo of a pornstar after 20 minutes of humping & pumping.Darth Wong wrote:Dude, the problem isn't the hair on your chin. It's the hair on top of your head. Fix it.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Re: Opinions on my Facial Hair
You call that sideburns? They're almost nonexistant compared to my sideburns.2000AD wrote:Clean Shaven, With Sides
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I think having just come out of the shower has something to do with that.aerius wrote:There's nothing wrong with it, except that it looks like hairdo of a pornstar after 20 minutes of humping & pumping.Darth Wong wrote:Dude, the problem isn't the hair on your chin. It's the hair on top of your head. Fix it.
They weren't proper mutton chops, but they were still sides.Peregrin toker wrote:You call that sideburns? They're almost nonexistant compared to my sideburns.
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Crap, I picked 'designer stubble' before I realized there was more than one picture.
Anyways, I like unshaven grizzly. The hair isn't thick enough to look...messy. It's a rather even spread, looks sophisticated, and dare I say...sexy.
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Anyways, I like unshaven grizzly. The hair isn't thick enough to look...messy. It's a rather even spread, looks sophisticated, and dare I say...sexy.
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Only tenfold? With the "Is Rye cool?" thread, I think it was a few hundred-fold.2000AD wrote:Looks like people favour shaven (or stubble at most), unless i invoke the SD.Net Male Rule and Zaia's vote counts tenfold
And yes, the scruff is t3h sexah. I like.
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As my old Platoon Sgt always said, "If you ain't man enough to grow it, be man enough to shave it."
Wait a couple of years until it will come in. That said, I walk around with stubble alot cuz shaving too much hurts.
Wait a couple of years until it will come in. That said, I walk around with stubble alot cuz shaving too much hurts.
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