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Judge suspected of masturbating during court

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Ewwww...
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Again?

Still weird and disgusting.
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That's the funniest thing I've read all day! Judge must've watched Austin Powers one too many times... :lol:
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That's just bizarre. And stupid, if true.
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I'd love to masturbate in court. :)
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There was a similar case invovling a French judge several months back.
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Talk about... uh... greasing up the wheels of justice? Someone else will have to force a joke in there, I apparently can't.
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Funny, I thought the only judge to publicly wank himself was Roy Moore.
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This isn't anything new... it's happened before.
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This is so bizzare. Hard to understand why would the judge do it in public rather than in the privacy of his home.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:This isn't anything new... it's happened before.
I vaguely recall... Wasn't it a female judge last time?
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Ma Deuce wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:This isn't anything new... it's happened before.
I vaguely recall... Wasn't it a female judge last time?
...no? All I recall are male judges.
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Ma Deuce wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:This isn't anything new... it's happened before.
I vaguely recall... Wasn't it a female judge last time?
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It was a male french judge.
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evilcat4000 wrote:This is so bizzare. Hard to understand why would the judge do it in public rather than in the privacy of his home.
Some people get a thrill out of doing sexual things in public places.
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...A penis pump...?! I have no words for that...
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muse wrote:...A penis pump...?! I have no words for that...
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"On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson's court reporter for 15 years), saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench," the petition reads.
Hmm, maybe he was also brushing his teeth or clipping his footnails while in session. He should get a medal, since he obviously works so hard that he doesn't have time to do all this at home.
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