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Which facial hair is the best?

The unshaved grizzly
5
24%
The Goatee
3
14%
The Pornstar
1
5%
Sides
0
No votes
No Sides
7
33%
Designer Stubble
5
24%
 
Total votes: 21

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Opinions on my Facial Hair

Post by 2000AD »

Here is my last desperate attempt to find people who like my facial hair.
Which style of facial hair suits me the best:

The Unshaven Grizzly

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The Goatee

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The Pornstar Moustache

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Clean Shaven, With Sides

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Clean Shaven, No Sides

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Designer Stubble

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Post by Batman »

Dude,give it up already. You're suffering from the same problem I am:your beard just isn't dense enough. Clean with no sides, all the way.
Growing a beard, even a simple 'no shave in 3 days' one, requires a minimum number of hairs per cm^2, and from your pictures you don't have it (and I know that I don't).
I can only speak for myself of course but all I achive by not shaving is
a) looking like I haven't had a shave in x time (as opposed to looking like I'm growing a beard), and
b) itching (if time x is long enough).
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Go with the designer stubble, it keeps you from looking like a baby-face without looking unbalanced like the bearded pictures.
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I'm with aerius.
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Shaved all the way.
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Shave it all. You look RFS (really fucking stupid) otherwise.
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Post by salm »

get a new design for your bathroom. the cheesy golden thingies on these tacky tiles are horrible. :)

oh, and shaven with sides.
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Clean shaven or stubble, the others, IMO, look kinda goofy.
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Stubble first or perhaps clean-shaven. The others do *not* suit you.
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Post by Zaia »

I actually like the first and last the best. *shrugs* If you went with the first, I'd suggest you clean it up just a bit on the neck, but I like the scruff myself...

Meh, what do I know. :D
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Dude, the problem isn't the hair on your chin. It's the hair on top of your head. Fix it.
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I didn't even wait for the picture to load; the Porno Mustasche, by far. :)
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The first one looks best :)
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Darth Wong wrote:Dude, the problem isn't the hair on your chin. It's the hair on top of your head. Fix it.
Bah! Short back and sides hasn't failed me yet! Come to think of it though it hasn't succeeded either.

Next time evryone gets drunk and shaves their head i think i'll join in.

Looks like people favour shaven (or stubble at most), unless i invoke the SD.Net Male Rule and Zaia's vote counts tenfold :D
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Post by aerius »

Darth Wong wrote:Dude, the problem isn't the hair on your chin. It's the hair on top of your head. Fix it.
There's nothing wrong with it, except that it looks like hairdo of a pornstar after 20 minutes of humping & pumping.
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I like the unshaven grizzly.
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2000AD wrote:Clean Shaven, With Sides

<SNIP pic>
You call that sideburns? They're almost nonexistant compared to my sideburns.
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aerius wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Dude, the problem isn't the hair on your chin. It's the hair on top of your head. Fix it.
There's nothing wrong with it, except that it looks like hairdo of a pornstar after 20 minutes of humping & pumping.
I think having just come out of the shower has something to do with that.
Peregrin toker wrote:You call that sideburns? They're almost nonexistant compared to my sideburns.
They weren't proper mutton chops, but they were still sides.
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Post by Oni Koneko Damien »

Crap, I picked 'designer stubble' before I realized there was more than one picture.

Anyways, I like unshaven grizzly. The hair isn't thick enough to look...messy. It's a rather even spread, looks sophisticated, and dare I say...sexy.

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2000AD wrote:Looks like people favour shaven (or stubble at most), unless i invoke the SD.Net Male Rule and Zaia's vote counts tenfold :D
Only tenfold? With the "Is Rye cool?" thread, I think it was a few hundred-fold. :D

And yes, the scruff is t3h sexah. I like.
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As my old Platoon Sgt always said, "If you ain't man enough to grow it, be man enough to shave it."

Wait a couple of years until it will come in. That said, I walk around with stubble alot cuz shaving too much hurts. :cry:
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