With Phil Mickelson out of contention, it appears that the title of Best Golfer Never to Win a Major now belongs to North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il.
"Pyongyang media say (he) enjoys golf, having shot multiple holes-in-one during his first try at the game," WorldTribune.com reported. "He reportedly aced five holes and finished 38 under par on the golf course.
"The 'Great Leader' routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round, the government-controlled media reported."
I heard this on a sports show, and this was an article I found.
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"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
Remember that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs plays a game of golf with a Scotsman? On one hole, Bugs takes something like 90 shots to get to the hole, and after spending a minute counting up all the strokes he proudly proclaims "TWO!" That was the first thing that came to mind when i read this.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
- Havok
*wonders how many "endangered reptile eggs" Kim's caddies carry around*
"Stop! No one can survive these deadly rays!"
"These deadly rays will be your death!"
- Thor and Akton, Starcrash
"Before man reaches the moon your mail will be delivered within hours from New York to California, to England, to India or to Australia by guided missiles.... We stand on the threshold of rocket mail."
- Arthur Summerfield, US Postmaster General 1953 - 1961
Has their government-controlled media already brought up Kim Jong Il's six-octave vocal range, ability to run a three-minute mile, and breath that's always minty fresh, or are they saving it until after the break the story about his 14-inch penis?
You know, how can anyone be a functioning adult and still be so juvenile is beyond me.
Η ζωή, η ζωή εδω τελειώνει!
"Science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14" strap-on" - Masuka 'Dexter'
"Angela is not the woman you think she is Gabriel, she's done terrible things"
"So have I, and I'm going to do them all to you." - Sylar to Arthur 'Heroes'
Nobody outside of the starving ignorant masses of Korea could possibly believe any of this crap, and the peasants probably don't even know what golf is. The only thing possibly intelligent reason I can think of is if these mind-numbingly idiotic statements are deliberately attempts to make outside powers who have such things as "enough weapons to melt all of North Korea" and "a population that isn't starving" and "money" underestimate him and leave him alone.
But that's too long and complicated an explanation. Kim Jong Il's just a world-class Narcissist with the power to give himself all the idoltry that he could ever want.
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evilcat4000 wrote:I wonder how he would do against Tiger Woods.
You wonder?
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evilcat4000 wrote:I wonder how he would do against Tiger Woods.
You wonder?
Hey, it's a figure of speech. Kinda like "I wonder what would've happened if The South had won the War Between the States?" Fun to think about, but only fucking retards in a place named for a cardinal direction actually believe it...
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:His propaganda engine is probably nuclear powered.
They've probably "invented" some form of fusion reactor for the job.
Son of the Suns wrote:That man is insane, if I was living within a 100 mile radius of NK I would be worried.
Bad choice, the only weapons comrade Kim has that should be of any concern can reach considerable further then 100 miles. Though I wouldn't put it past him toe send assassins against targets anywhere in the world if he so fancied your death.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
