Stupid Stuff People Do

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-27 06:20pm

Not me, but this happened to my aunt's orthodontist.

He was carrying a turtle and a dog in the same car. The turtle bit the dog, the dog jumped into his lap, and he swerved, hit a schoolbus, and was killed instantly.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-27 06:25pm

XaLEv wrote:
IG-88E wrote:*thwap* No, you little hentai.
Tell us what happened.

Ooooookay. My HS was three floors, with bathrooms at the end of each hall. The bathrooms were arranged like this:

3 floor: g-bathroom----------classrooms------------b-bathroom
2 floor: b-bathroom----------classrooms------------g-bathroom
1 floor: no b-room-----------classrooms------------b-bathroom

so as to keep the different rooms spread out yet still at regular distances.

Well, one day I thought I was on the second floor (my mind was occupied at the time) and I what I thought was the guys room was the girls. Anyway, the door was jammed (they don't have locks) and I got pissed. I forced the door, and the stopped that usually holds them open a few inches broke.

I was thinking something along the lines of 'who the hell put that there?', when I come around the wall and lay my eyes on a blond hottie with her boobs out and two fingers shoved in her clit. Well, she was too horny to bother throwing me out, so you can guess what happened after that....

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2002-10-27 06:30pm

My grandfather once stuck a metal knife into the back of a TV....

Enough said.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-27 06:35pm

IG-88E wrote:Well, she was too horny to bother throwing me out, so you can guess what happened after that....

No I can't.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-27 06:37pm

XaLEv wrote:
IG-88E wrote:Well, she was too horny to bother throwing me out, so you can guess what happened after that....
No I can't.

Too bad for you, then.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-27 06:37pm

IG-88E wrote: Ooooookay. My HS was three floors, with bathrooms at the end of each hall. The bathrooms were arranged like this:

3 floor: g-bathroom----------classrooms------------b-bathroom
2 floor: b-bathroom----------classrooms------------g-bathroom
1 floor: no b-room-----------classrooms------------b-bathroom

so as to keep the different rooms spread out yet still at regular distances.

Well, one day I thought I was on the second floor (my mind was occupied at the time) and I what I thought was the guys room was the girls. Anyway, the door was jammed (they don't have locks) and I got pissed. I forced the door, and the stopped that usually holds them open a few inches broke.

I was thinking something along the lines of 'who the hell put that there?', when I come around the wall and lay my eyes on a blond hottie with her boobs out and two fingers shoved in her clit. Well, she was too horny to bother throwing me out, so you can guess what happened after that....

Wow, that sounds like the beginning to a porno movie.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-27 06:38pm

IG-88E wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
IG-88E wrote:Well, she was too horny to bother throwing me out, so you can guess what happened after that....
No I can't.
Too bad for you, then.

Bitch.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-27 06:39pm

Stormbringer wrote: Wow, that sounds like the beginning to a porno movie.

A good movie, too.

EDIT: If you really wanna know, PM me.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-27 06:41pm

Did what happen bear any resemblence to what I think happened?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-27 07:02pm

Yes. Back on topic, I once was going into a Tops and talking to my mom. I was so busy talking, I didn't even see the automatic 'exit' door until I walked into it.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-27 07:05pm

IG-88E wrote:
Stormbringer wrote: Wow, that sounds like the beginning to a porno movie.
A good movie, too.

EDIT: If you really wanna know, PM me.

Nah. I'm not that desperate.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-27 07:11pm

Fine. I just said it to keep us on-topic.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-10-27 08:11pm

I was crossing the road when I saw this hottie. Waved hi...

And then i got hit by a car. (I'm serious)

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-27 08:12pm

OUCH! How bad was it?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-27 08:14pm

I assumed Darkstar had a shred of human dignity and honesty in him, so that he would actually keep his posts short, as he promised before the debate.

How's that for foolishness?

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-27 08:16pm

Darth Wong wrote:I assumed Darkstar had a shred of human dignity and honesty in him, so that he would actually keep his posts short, as he promised before the debate.

How's that for foolishness?

Yup, that was pretty dumb. Trusting a deranged trekkie to keep his word is not a good idea.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-10-27 08:25pm

IG-88E wrote:OUCH! How bad was it?

Well, as it turned out the guy had his wife and their baby daughter in the car, so he was going at around 30 km/h. He was more worried about me than I was (I don't worry about any physical injury until a limb gets broken or I get chunks of flesh gouged out of me)

It left a nasty bruise, but otherwise only cuts and scratches.

And that stupid little chit actually LAUGHED at me! (Bitch.)

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-27 08:26pm

Not a very good day....

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-27 08:35pm

And that stupid little chit actually LAUGHED at me! (Bitch.)

Wow, talk about adding insult to injury ...

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-27 08:40pm

I repeat, once again. You guys just prove how often men do not think.

Love ya, mean it!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-27 08:44pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:I repeat, once again. You guys just prove how often men do not think.

Love ya, mean it!

You're so nice, Kelly.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-27 08:45pm

I love you guys, really.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2002-10-27 09:04pm

Am I the only guy here Who can't remember doing anything stupid?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-27 09:05pm

Tosho wrote:Am I the only guy here Who can't remember doing anything stupid.

If you can't remember it, that probably means you were too damned drunk.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-27 09:06pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Tosho wrote:Am I the only guy here Who can't remember doing anything stupid.
If you can't remember it, that probably means you were too damned drunk.

Or you're too stupid to remember it, in which case, you win by default.