Yoda=DungeonMaster=A Psychotic Q

[ZorlonicBeast]

So my theory is Yoda, and Dungeon Master are one and the same(more on Q later), or at least a couple of right pricks.

Let's start with Yoda, the most powerfull Jedi alive back in his day, right? All that and more, say I.
Yet, the Emperor rose to power, the Jedi were slaughtered, humanity was opressed, and aliens enslaved while mighty Yoda... took a bleeding mudbath for twenty years and enjoyed the show via telepathy like some sick voyeur.
We know he had remote viewing powers, he knew what was going on, and he did nothing, he didn't even want to train Luke when Luke showed up.
Worse yet, all that time he duped the only other Jedi capable of saving the day into hiding in a cave and "waiting for Luke to mature". Then when Luke finally comes he tries to drive him away- yet is such a good minipulater he still has Obi-Wan convinced it's part of the plan, even throwing off some line about "there is another" to placate him when it looks like Luke's going to his death(no doubt to keep Obi-Wan from stopping Luke).
Then, when Luke returns unconquered, and it's clear nothing will stop him from saving the galaxy, Yoda suddenly just happens to up and die right then. He lives ~900yrs, but just happens to die right at that time? Yeah right. No doubt he realized playtime watching the suffering was over and faked his death to move onto tormenting another realm.
Doubt this, do you? Well, be reasonable... Yoda was mad badass, and Obi-Wan only slightly less so. Do you really think Vader could have done squat if Yoda wanted to stop him? Even supposing Yoda "had" to go into hiding for some reason... if he really cared about anyone but himself why not lay low for just a little while then grab Obi-Wan(and use his remote viewing to find any other surviving Jedi or Force Sensitive potentials), hook up with some rebel commandoes, and lead a force to first take out Vader, then assasinate the Emperor? We've all seen the movies, they could have pulled it off.
The only anwser is Yoda just doesn't give a %$&# about anyone. He probably orchestrated the whole civil war(Shroud of the Darkside? Nah, just Qpower...if not for him, Palps prolly would have been smacked down day 1 on Coruscant) and used his psychopath people skillz to convince everyone he's the Good Guy Man With The Plan, don't solve the Galaxy's problems...just follow me.
And then he died, right? Nah... I think he saw the game was up and slipped out gracefully to move onto another game... this time played on freakin' Kids. See, next he grabbed some teenagers from Earth, dropped them on a horror world full of suffering people(I bet he liked that part) and a horrible bad guy, which he was more powerfull than... but did he fight the bad guy? NO, he set the kids after him, and kept taunting them with possible ways to get home(which always failed after comming within a hair of success). And who do we know that liked to play with people dropped into made up horror worlds? Right, Q.

Additional points:

1:Yoda and Dungeon Master are both goblinish, funny talking, knee-high guys.(Remember Norse Mythology... all of Odin's disguises kinda looked the same with their one Eye...I think funny talking knee-high goblins are this Q's one eyeball)
2:TYoda and DM both could have helped directly, but never did(true they did each fight once... but only to match the bad guys power DEAD EVENLY, then let him get away)
3: We know Dungeon Master had those kids on a planet in the SW galaxy because in one episode an oldass Wookie crashed his Millenium Falcon looking ship, and needed the kids to help him fix it up.
4:Apparently Dark Star was right about one thing, SW does take place in the same continuim as ST... evidence is in that derelict Star Destroyer which popped up(I've been told) in one episode of ST:TAS... thus making this all possible.

[Spanky The Dolphin]

What the hell is this?

[Xenophobe3691]

What the hell is this?

Spam or Utter, moronic wankery...probably the former, but you never know. With the type of people we get around here, I wouldn't be surprised if someone asked if that girl associate of Yoda on the Jedi Council got there by performing certain...ahem...favors. Little green bastard looks smug enough...

[ZorlonicBeast]

Hmm, I never considered that, but what would Q need with sexual favours? Sides, Q's never shown any interest, that thing with Janeway aside, and DungeonMaster always acted respectably with the girls. Sorry, I don't think it works with the evidence we have. Nice try though

[Ghost Rider]

Ah...spam...not quite bacon, but not exactly...well anything

Oh right.

Lock.