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x(x*2)squared.

What is X?

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2x^2

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Silly boy, you have to show all your work!
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2Xsquared. Do I win anything?
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Allow me to do somthing I did in Middle School

*Fuck off Teach I make more per hour NOW then you ever will(I ran Computer Repair Business and I got paid $22 an Hour at age 15 :D)

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*Fuck off Teach I make more per hour NOW then you ever will(I ran Computer Repair Business and I got paid $22 an Hour at age 15 )
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See me after class for four weeks detention. If you skip it, you will recieve in-school suspension for ten days.
*Sribbs of notice to Principle

Fire this idiot

Did I mentioned I worked for the school because they could not afford the $40-50 An hour for a Dedcated Systems Admin? :D

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Post by Durandal »

x(2x)^2

Exponents come before multiplication.

Therefore...

x(2x)^2
= x(4x^2)
= 4x^3
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Mr Bean wrote: *Sribbs of notice to Principle

Fire this idiot

Did I mentioned I worked for the school because they could not afford the $40-50 An hour for a Dedcated Systems Admin? :D

You worked on computers for your school too? I did the same thing in highschool, where my job was to keep the school library computers running. Actual work only took about a couple hours a month and racked up massive hours on the school's pay using their high speed internet connection to download stuff. What a fun job. :D
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Post by Durandal »

OK.

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Susie

Parentheses, Exponent, Multiply, Divide, Add, Subtract.
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*eh*

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It paid well and funded my many "Experments"

Inculding around eleven PIIs that died horrible deaths one way or another while I was learning how to overclock(When I had toased enough PIIs I went with Celerons of course :D)

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Post by haas mark »

x(2*x)
x(2x)
2x^2

EDIT:

x(2*x)squared
x(2x)^2
x(4x^2)
4x^3
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You forgot the squared term in the original equation. See my derivation.
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2 x squared
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Durandal wrote:You forgot the squared term in the original equation. See my derivation.
Whoops...wasn't even looking at your anyways, but I fixed (see edit) and we have same answer.
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I wish I had moderator power during my exams. Find out the answers, then mod the papers before they're graded.

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