Best Bush campaign ad yet!

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-07-03 04:46pm

...against the Japanese yakuza!

Where the FUCK did that come from?

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-07-03 05:44pm

Not the Poisoned Fists of the Pacific Rim!

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » 2004-07-03 05:45pm

I think that the cocaine Bush snorted in college caused permanent brain damage. He's just trying to misdirect the attention away from his own failure in "the war on terror".

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-07-03 06:18pm

Um, ok. That was bizarre. Then again, so was the Pessimism' ad, that closes with the utterly brilliant words against Kerry, 'One thing's sure... Pessimism never created a job.'

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-07-03 06:32pm

If the new strategy behind these ads is just to make people go "what the fuck did that even mean?" then it's working beautifully. I honestly didn't know what the fuck that even meant.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-07-03 06:35pm

Okay, so when does terrorism NOT fall under the definition of 'global crime'? Dubya, Cocaine Kills, Stupidhead!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2004-07-03 06:37pm

Ah, the mild tingling sensasion of my braincells actually suiciding to protect the majority of their number. I officially have open contempt for Bush and his administration.

18-Till-I-Die · Post by **18-Till-I-Die** » 2004-07-03 06:46pm

I think you guys miss the point...

If terrorists all go down, Bush can get reelected, see. But if the drug lords and global crime bosses go down, it'll be much harder for him to buy coke, weather he wins or not.

See...he's thinkin' ahead. Putin' his priorities in order.

TempestMagister · Post by **TempestMagister** » 2004-07-03 08:14pm

That had to be a joke, right? They never even gave any proper evidence about Kerry's plan. They just ramble on, adding the hilarious picture to boot. Good thing none of these commercials are showing in my area.

Just a question, does Bush's idiocy go so far to make unsupported, somewhat irrelevant, and stupid points? His 4th of July speech was the typical "people fight for freedom around the world, so vote for me".

The next thing the Bush PR team will want to have is adware that has random pop-ups of RSS feed Bush campaign videos.

Shadowhawk · Post by **Shadowhawk** » 2004-07-03 09:11pm

It's even funnier from an anime geek's PoV.

Using a priest (with replaced facial features from at least two different characters) to portray a Yakuza...hilarious!

Seggybop · Post by **Seggybop** » 2004-07-03 09:13pm

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww^^;;

It's Wolfwood from Trigun with cheap sunglasses! AAAAAiiiyeeeeeeee

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2004-07-03 09:22pm

I think those are either DBZ or yugioh eyes...... ^^;;;;

Shadowhawk · Post by **Shadowhawk** » 2004-07-03 09:26pm

SWPIGWANG wrote:I think those are either DBZ or yugioh eyes...... ^^;;;;

Looks like they were ripped right from this Yugioh image.

It'll be harder to find where the nose & mouth came from. Almost looks DBZish.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-07-03 10:27pm

the mouth and nose are indeed DBZ. the eyes are from that yugioh pic, for sure.

Tzeentch · Post by **Tzeentch** » 2004-07-03 11:14pm

Eh? All I see is a generic July 4th God Bless America's Freedom ad.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-07-03 11:31pm

they rotate, hun.

Shadowhawk · Post by **Shadowhawk** » 2004-07-03 11:54pm

Tzeentch wrote:Eh? All I see is a generic July 4th God Bless America's Freedom ad.

Go to the 'Kerry Media Center' and click on the Yakuza "BC04 ad facts" video.