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The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
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OMFG!!! LOL!!!
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Well remember the old Starwars quote about "A Certain Point of View"....

I think I have found Scooter's point of view.
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Funny :D
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#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.



Hehe. These are pretty damn funny.
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#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way
Same law can be applied to almost every other scifi show/movie made.

Same goes for a few of the other laws on that list. However they are pretty funny and are fairly consistant with most anime.
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The whole thing is pretty damn funny! :D
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Look out they have an incredably cute kitten on board that tiny space craft, were doomed.
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THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Look out they have an incredably cute kitten on board that tiny space craft, were doomed.
And they have a little annoying kid as an engineer. And he has angst. Run! Run for your lives!
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I know one form my AV/Computer/Car/other tecnical device not working. There is few problems with mechanical devices that can't be solved with a quick slap, to the side.
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RSA/Darkstar cannot possibly even be a real human being but an anime character. He is trapped in our universe, but is only able to relate to reality in terms of the physical laws of his own universe, since the laws of reality we are familiar with are certainly unknown to him. 8)
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THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Look out they have an incredably cute kitten on board that tiny space craft, were doomed.
mew.
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Funny site... :lol:
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Damn funny, Yosemite, damn funny.
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Your welcome, I think I will try to remain the Fuzzy and funny Yosemite Bear you all know.
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What about the speed of light? In DBZ, energy always moves slowly.
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Thus the Phasers are clearly moving at lightspeed or FTL by the Dragon Ball Z calcs.
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