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Jordie · Post by **Jordie** » 2004-07-05 03:22am

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diledile, there they are standing in a row..."

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-07-05 03:22am

When Tattoo Artists Try to Become Plastic Surgeons.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-07-05 03:27am

Tonight on fox, when tatoo artists attack.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2004-07-05 03:28am

"Ohh yeah, baby... that's a neat motorcycle she's got there."

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-07-05 04:04am

Buy your deluxe-painted model Asian babe before the end of July, and get this handy Scooter free.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-07-05 04:13am

'Hmm.. suddenly hungry for Chinese food. Think they cook jellyfish?'

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2004-07-05 12:28pm

From the land of the rising nipple....

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2004-07-05 01:49pm

"I really hope I'm not allergic to this paint."

"Look ma! No nipples!"

"The paint is flavored, you know . . . "

"It's not paint, I was born this way!"

"Bwahaha, behold my incredibly sophisticated skinsuit! All ph34r!"

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-07-05 03:16pm

I...like...chi...nese
I...like...chi...nese
They come from a long way over seas
But they're cute and they're cuddly and they're ready to please.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2004-07-05 05:14pm

What is the difference between me and this scooter?

While you'd ride both of us, you'd only tell your friends that you rode me.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-07-05 05:26pm

Knife wrote:What is the difference between me and this scooter?

While you'd ride both of us, you'd only tell your friends that you rode me.

Or ....

you can't lick the paint off the scooter.

you'd rather have my legs around your body, than your legs around the scooters body.

the scooter swallows petrol.

after you've serviced the scooter, it can't service you in return.

the only head the scooter can give is a headstart to work.

the only thing you'll be eating on the scooter is miles.

the scooter only has one place to put your helmet.

the scooter doesn't go faster the wetter it gets.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2004-07-05 05:29pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
Or ....

you can't lick the paint off the scooter.

you'd rather have my legs around your body, than your legs around the scooters body.

the scooter swallows petrol.

after you've serviced the scooter, it can't service you in return.

the only head the scooter can give is a headstart to work.

the only thing you'll be eating on the scooter is miles.

the scooter only has one place to put your helmet.

the scooter doesn't go faster the wetter it gets.

The scooter only has one headlight. I have two.

Hitting the bumper on the scooter isn't as fun as hitting mine.

The scooters paint job isn't eatable.

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2004-07-06 05:25pm

"Samota, a small and unsuccessful scooter company, mainly because of the notoriously poor quality of its scooters, accelerates its advertising strategy of trying to draw peoples' attention *away* from the scooter."

"I'm not paid to be here, honest!"

"Geeks without enough money to buy a real bike are sooooo sexy!"

-Damien

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-07-08 02:20am

Why, that's a really nice car. What? Oh right, I mean hooter-er, uh scooter.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-07-08 03:14am

'Let me tell you what I want, what I really, really want...'

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2004-07-08 06:16am

"Great bodywork on the car too."

"This car is not for you, until you find my nipples two..."

"And now, at a special low price, we throw the car in for ONE MEEELION DOLLARS if you buy the girl!"

"The people from Elite Models had trouble deciding whether to colelct the car or the girl."

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-07-08 01:04pm

Random Guy in the Background: "Do YOU come with the bike?"

Model: "Oh you. tee hee!"

*cookie for the reference*

CrimsonRaine · Post by **CrimsonRaine** » 2004-07-08 01:06pm

Where are her nipples? I see the little protruding one on the left side of the picture, but it seems altogether missing on the right.

Raine

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-07-08 01:37pm

The new Pepsi logo went down suprisingly well in Japan

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2004-07-08 01:45pm

CrimsonRaine wrote:Where are her nipples? I see the little protruding one on the left side of the picture, but it seems altogether missing on the right.

Raine

They appear to be covered by tape, so technically she isn't publically indecent

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-07-08 03:15pm

With a flash and a sound of distant hooves, the young girl knew, the lampshade lingerie fiends had struck again...

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2004-07-08 05:26pm

Darth_Zod wrote:Random Guy in the Background: "Do YOU come with the bike?"

Model: "Oh you. tee hee!"

*cookie for the reference*

Family Guy

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-07-08 05:28pm

Agent Fisher wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:Random Guy in the Background: "Do YOU come with the bike?"

Model: "Oh you. tee hee!"

*cookie for the reference*
Family Guy

eh, nope. i didn't get that from Family Guy, though close.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2004-07-09 01:14am

Simpsons