FTaSDH - Current Ep - 1x05 - To Russia, With Love

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-07-09 12:53am

*chuckles*

Eagerly awaiting the next installment.

Happy to see you've finally used my joke.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-07-09 12:55am

Stravo wrote:
Commander Phallus strode on to the bridge. Captain Brain whirled around. He was expecting this. They always had it out whenever the eyes reported a hot piece of ass at 12 o'clock.

"Captain, I'm taking command of this vessel," Phallus said with words as confident as his stride.

"You can't do that Phallus! We're ... we're in the middle of class! You can't handle it!" Brain protested vainly.

"The eyes and ears have briefed me on the situation, Captain. It's a substitute teacher, which falls under my jurisdiction, and you know it," Phallus said smugly. Phallus motioned to Lieutenant Prostate. "Take him away, Lieutenant." Prostate moved toward the captain threateningly.

"You're not gonna get away with this," Brain said, defiant as Prostate escorted him off the bridge.

"Take it up with my balls."
I haven't laughed so loud reading something in a llooonnggg time. Great. I love Wilson's exact knowledge of linegerie. And Marina scoring was a wonderful capper. It's worth the wait.

I knew Commander Phallus was a winner.

He may become a regular.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-07-09 12:59am

Execellent.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-07-09 01:06am

Durandal wrote:"Captain, I'm taking command of this vessel," Phallus said with words as confident as his stride.

"You can't do that Phallus! We're ... we're in the middle of class! You can't handle it!" Brain protested vainly.

"The eyes and ears have briefed me on the situation, Captain. It's a substitute teacher, which falls under [/i]my jurisdiction, and you know it," Phallus said smugly. Phallus motioned to Lieutenant Prostate. "Take him away, Lieutenant." Prostate moved toward the captain threateningly.

"You're not gonna get away with this," Brain said, defiant as Prostate escorted him off the bridge.

"Take it up with my balls."

Hilarious as fuck, and would have been even more hilarious in my opinion
if phallus had said it like 'juris DICK ton'.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-07-09 01:09am

MKSheppard wrote:
Durandal wrote:"Captain, I'm taking command of this vessel," Phallus said with words as confident as his stride.

"You can't do that Phallus! We're ... we're in the middle of class! You can't handle it!" Brain protested vainly.

"The eyes and ears have briefed me on the situation, Captain. It's a substitute teacher, which falls under [/i]my jurisdiction, and you know it," Phallus said smugly. Phallus motioned to Lieutenant Prostate. "Take him away, Lieutenant." Prostate moved toward the captain threateningly.

"You're not gonna get away with this," Brain said, defiant as Prostate escorted him off the bridge.

"Take it up with my balls."
Hilarious as fuck, and would have been even more hilarious in my opinion
if phallus had said it like 'juris DICK ton'.

God fucking dammit, I can't believe I didn't think of that!

Post by **Beowulf** » 2004-07-09 01:30am

Only problem with the characterization of me is: I can't play sports. I'm simply horrible,

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-07-09 01:36am

I look foreward to many an exciting chess game.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-07-09 04:52am

Another one well worth the wait, well done chaps. Applause for Commander Phallus, and in general, a good solid and very entertaining read throughout. How many more episodes to go before this can be cleaned up and put in the one at the bottom which I can't remember the name of?

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2004-07-09 06:12am

Completed and Cleaned fanfics maybe?

Very good, the dialogue between Stravo and the LT is very funny

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-07-09 06:51am

I wish someone had told me about this sooner.

Colin with tourets.. I had to stop reading for 5 minutes to wipe the tears from my eye's.

This is almost as funny as El-boydo and I don't say that lightly!

And here was me thinking I'd be a Sex ed teacher.

Or is that reserved for Broomstick?

We need more trolls, someone to really get the vitriol flowing against. Some real black humour.

Anyway, lots more.

You know who's ego demands he be made President of the US, or premier of Canada at the least even if he nevers see's the fic.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-07-09 06:55am

Oddly enough, you almost did end up the sex ed teacher, but we decided we wanted to reserve that part for someone else.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-07-09 07:05am

RedImperator wrote:Oddly enough, you almost did end up the sex ed teacher, but we decided we wanted to reserve that part for someone else.

Doesn't matter to me either way. As long as the fic is funny, the readers are happy.

I'll let you all get on with it.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2004-07-09 07:38am

Durandal wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:
Durandal wrote:"Captain, I'm taking command of this vessel," Phallus said with words as confident as his stride.

"You can't do that Phallus! We're ... we're in the middle of class! You can't handle it!" Brain protested vainly.

"The eyes and ears have briefed me on the situation, Captain. It's a substitute teacher, which falls under [/i]my jurisdiction, and you know it," Phallus said smugly. Phallus motioned to Lieutenant Prostate. "Take him away, Lieutenant." Prostate moved toward the captain threateningly.

"You're not gonna get away with this," Brain said, defiant as Prostate escorted him off the bridge.

"Take it up with my balls."
Hilarious as fuck, and would have been even more hilarious in my opinion
if phallus had said it like 'juris DICK ton'.
God fucking dammit, I can't believe I didn't think of that!

It was hilarious..but you need more me

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2004-07-09 08:02am

Good times

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2004-07-09 08:03am

Durandal wrote:
Joe wrote:You need to bring in Stewie, have him as some weird 12 year old kid who hangs out around the school for some reason and brags about benchpressing 228 pounds or whatever.
Our goal is to incorporate all of the more famous trolls at some point.

Oh yes, you must incorporate Stewart. That fool is up to his old antics on SB, I need to laugh at his expense

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2004-07-09 08:45am

He was about to get up and leave the building when he spotted a small black pile of cloth along the baseboard near the closet. Litter he thought, and considered leaving it for the janitor. But angry as he was at himself and his superiors, he still had responsibilities.

I laughed for a good thirty seconds when I saw this paragraph. Bravo, gentlemen.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-07-09 09:35am

EXCELLENT WORK!

*claps*

one quick nitpick:
My mom wear Red lacy thongs, you goobers.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-07-09 09:44am

Is she hot?

EDIT: You should now see why Red recommended "Stacy" as your custom title.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-07-09 09:50am

Rob Wilson wrote:This is almost as funny as El-boydo and I don't say that lightly!

Yes, Kynes' abandonment of the tale of the Man Without Fear left a void in my life, and I had to fill it.

You'll notice that there's a reference to El Boydo in the first episode.

And here was me thinking I'd be a Sex ed teacher. Or is that reserved for Broomstick?

We thought you'd be more fun as an ex-military lecher. The lingerie fetish just came naturally.

We need more trolls, someone to really get the vitriol flowing against. Some real black humour.

Oh don't worry. The season finale will give you your fill of trolls.

You know who's ego demands he be made President of the US, or premier of Canada at the least even if he nevers see's the fic.

Alas, the president in the story is Bush. Strowbridge will just have to live with it.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-07-09 10:25am

Wow, that was great! Commander Phallus was a riot, and I liked Mr. Wilson's part too. LOL! Spanky, as usual, blew all the fuses on my sense of humor

EDIT: Hey Durandal! Can I get a Railgun I can kill trolls with? It'll be just like Quake, and I can give one to Mr. Wilson too

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-07-09 10:29am

You'll get a railgun when Spanky gets his night-stick.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-07-09 10:45am

Durandal wrote:You'll get a railgun when Spanky gets his night-stick.

Dammit...

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-07-09 01:02pm

Ohhhhh, the comedy. I love it, guys...but not enough me

As funny as Commander Phallus was, however, nothing will ever beat Colin Witz with tourette's.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-07-09 01:12pm

Wait, wait...

Stacy was the name of the brother from Weird Science, yes?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-07-09 01:20pm

Chardok wrote:Wait, wait...

Stacy was the name of the brother from Weird Science, yes?

The answer to all your questions. Click on "Stacy's Mom"