WASHINGTON, (AFP) - Americans allergic to the subtle Democratic flavor of Heinz ketchup can now plunge their "freedom fries" into a 100-percent guaranteed, patriotic alternative: "W Ketchup."
"You don't support Democrats. Why should your ketchup?" says the W Ketchup Internet site wketchup.com, which promises a totally US-made condiment, right down to the bottle.
Heinz ketchup is an institution on American dining tables.
But the taste has soured a little for Republicans because Heinz empire heiress Teresa Heinz-Kerry is married to John Kerry (news - web sites), the Democrat hoping to unseat George W. Bush -- also known simply as "W" -- on November 2.
Any takers?
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WASHINGTON, (AFP) - Americans allergic to the subtle Democratic flavor of Heinz ketchup can now plunge their "freedom fries" into a 100-percent guaranteed, patriotic alternative: "W Ketchup."
"You don't support Democrats. Why should your ketchup?" says the W Ketchup Internet site wketchup.com, which promises a totally US-made condiment, right down to the bottle.
Heinz ketchup is an institution on American dining tables.
But the taste has soured a little for Republicans because Heinz empire heiress Teresa Heinz-Kerry is married to John Kerry (news - web sites), the Democrat hoping to unseat George W. Bush -- also known simply as "W" -- on November 2.
Thats just as dumb as labelling French Fries "Freedom Fries". It's just a fucking condiment. If certain Americans wern't so petty I'd think it was funny.
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Heinz was a REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN, you fucking fools.
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Ok, you know what, at least Freedom Fries sounded good. This just sounds retarded. Why not Colin Ketchup? At least that fucking has some ring to it
Colin Ketchup? Did it ever occur to you where it sounds like that Ketchup comes from?
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They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
I officially fucking hate these people. Between "Star Spangled Ice Cream" and "W Ketchup," America's idiotic conservatives have succeeded in making my head hurt.
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Iceberg wrote:I officially fucking hate these people. Between "Star Spangled Ice Cream" and "W Ketchup," America's idiotic conservatives have succeeded in making my head hurt.
To think, the Republican Party had such a great start with Lincoln...
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Post 666 Made on Fri Jul 04, 2003 @ 12:48 pm
Post 1337 made on Fri Aug 22, 2003 @ 9:18 am
Post 1492 Made on Fri Aug 29, 2003 @ 5:16 pm
WASHINGTON, (AFP) - Americans allergic to the subtle Democratic flavor of Heinz ketchup can now plunge their "freedom fries" into a 100-percent guaranteed, patriotic alternative: "W Ketchup."
"You don't support Democrats. Why should your ketchup?" says the W Ketchup Internet site wketchup.com, which promises a totally US-made condiment, right down to the bottle.
Heinz ketchup is an institution on American dining tables.
But the taste has soured a little for Republicans because Heinz empire heiress Teresa Heinz-Kerry is married to John Kerry (news - web sites), the Democrat hoping to unseat George W. Bush -- also known simply as "W" -- on November 2.
Hmm... Considering that the Reagan administration once declared ketchup a vegetable, this is somehow quite appropos.
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Patrick Degan wrote:Hmm... Considering that the Reagan administration once declared ketchup a vegetable, this is somehow quite appropos.
They did!?
That's just nuts.
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This is not just stupid, it's sinister. It's like people are creating a whole new all-American language for everyone to speak. Newspeak is doubleplusungood.
Xenophobe3691 wrote:Is it just me, or is this whole thing starting to seem desperate?
Desperate and pathetic. And slightly dangerous, I feel. When will this stop?
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And for those rabid right-wingers on this site that would want to look into it (I really can't think of any, but it's nice to have all the bases covered), you can find it at http://www.wketchup.com/
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Post 666 Made on Fri Jul 04, 2003 @ 12:48 pm
Post 1337 made on Fri Aug 22, 2003 @ 9:18 am
Post 1492 Made on Fri Aug 29, 2003 @ 5:16 pm
This is only slightly less crazy than that Republican Ice Cream that was billed as a conservative alternative to Ben & Jerry's. What is wrong with humanity??
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Xenophobe3691 wrote:Is it just me, or is this whole thing starting to seem desperate?
Desperate and pathetic. And slightly dangerous, I feel. When will this stop?
When America is conquered!
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I wonder if we can arrange for the Republicans to tell their voters not to drink water or breathe air because Democrats are in favor of laws to keep those clean...
*grins*
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If only one rock and roll song echoes into tomorrow
There won't be anything to keep you from the distant morning glow.
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Ok, ok. Its really stupid political sniping. Its dumber than hell. It is NOT a sign of the fall of the Republic nor is it an internal look of a conspiratorial master plan. Yeesh.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
