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Great work guys! The entire chapter was hilarious and when I got the part on Spanky "rescuing" panties I was just in tears from laughing too much! :lol:
Keep up the good writing!
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God fucking damn I love this story.
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aerius wrote:Damn, I was that close to getting laid again...

But man, the Spanky panty thief scene was just too much, I can't wait till he sees it.. :lol:
He is by far the most fun character to write. We're going to make up for all the abuse he's suffered next episode.
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Another good chapter.

Good work. :D
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Rescuing the panties. -snickers- Took me two nights to be able to finish, but great job, guys.

And yes, Damien, you and Imperator are going to be known to me as the Shining Twins from here on out. :P

When do we get to see me? ;D
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very nice. Keep up the good work. AND WRITE FASTER, DAMINT! I DONT WANT TO WAIT MONTHS FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!

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RogueIce wrote:
Yes, yes, we know all too well. :wink:

Heh, I'd love to see a brawl among the recruiters. That would be fucking priceless.
I'd get my ass kick, and resort to running the other recruiters over in my 1982 Chevy Nova.

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verilon wrote:And yes, Damien, you and Imperator are going to be known to me as the Shining Twins from here on out. :P
We're not creepy, small or female, so I don't see the resemblance. :)
When do we get to see me? ;D
Homecoming maybe. :)
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When do we get to see me? ;D
Homecoming maybe. :)
That seems most likely. The homecoming episode, by the way, is going to r0xX0r uR b0xX0rz.
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Indeed. It will be teh win.
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Entertaining read, would have said something earlier but it seemed pointless to belabor the obvious...

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Lonestar wrote:I'd get my ass kick, and resort to running the other recruiters over in my 1982 Chevy Nova.

Knife: Ow! Stop bumping me!
And then he runs (using his uber-l33t Marine-speed!) and gets his M16A2 and starts blasting away at you. Meanwhile, Chief Tsyroc, your supervisor, is in the faculty lounge sipping coffee and completely ignoring the commotion outside.

ANd don't you recruiter guys get Gov. vehicles for this? Heh, Knife would just drive up in an LAV, since that's what he'd need to make it through the parking lot. :D

Poor consequences is already a bloody heap on the ground, and spongyblue (the only other AF enlisted guy I know of, since Beowolf is already a jock) was too scared to even set foot in SD High after his tragic first day...(flashback maybe? :D )
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RogueIce wrote:
Lonestar wrote:I'd get my ass kick, and resort to running the other recruiters over in my 1982 Chevy Nova.

Knife: Ow! Stop bumping me!
And then he runs (using his uber-l33t Marine-speed!) and gets his M16A2 and starts blasting away at you. Meanwhile, Chief Tsyroc, your supervisor, is in the faculty lounge sipping coffee and completely ignoring the commotion outside.

ANd don't you recruiter guys get Gov. vehicles for this? Heh, Knife would just drive up in an LAV, since that's what he'd need to make it through the parking lot. :D

Poor consequences is already a bloody heap on the ground, and spongyblue (the only other AF enlisted guy I know of, since Beowolf is already a jock) was too scared to even set foot in SD High after his tragic first day...(flashback maybe? :D )
And, of course, Mr. Galkine has gotten drunk again and thinks that the evil Yanks are invading ther Motherland, and brings out the guns he has hidden in his house. :twisted:

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verilon wrote:And yes, Damien, you and Imperator are going to be known to me as the Shining Twins from here on out. :P
We're not creepy, small or female, so I don't see the resemblance. :)
You're not small or female, but you can sure act creepy enough (even if you aren't). :P

And Homecoming? I almost regret.
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Thanks! I needed a good laugh, even if it's at poor Spanky's expense. :lol:

So, do I get to make an appearance soon?
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RogueIce wrote:Poor consequences is already a bloody heap on the ground, and spongyblue (the only other AF enlisted guy I know of, since Beowolf is already a jock) was too scared to even set foot in SD High after his tragic first day...(flashback maybe? :D )
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The characters and stories for the final three episodes are pretty much already locked in. There's no point making suggestions or asking to be let in at this point. If you're in, you're in, and if not, better luck next season.
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And you deprived me of my daily sex session! :wink:
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Beowulf wrote:*smack* Spell my damn name right!
No.

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RedImperator wrote:The characters and stories for the final three episodes are pretty much already locked in. There's no point making suggestions or asking to be let in at this point. If you're in, you're in, and if not, better luck next season.
Fair enough, I didn't know it was so far in. Anyways... it's still good, and I'm still looking forward to it.
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RogueIce wrote:
Poor consequences is already a bloody heap on the ground, and spongyblue (the only other AF enlisted guy I know of, since Beowolf is already a jock) was too scared to even set foot in SD High after his tragic first day...(flashback maybe? :D )
Oro? When the hell did that happen? :shock:
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RedImperator wrote:The characters and stories for the final three episodes are pretty much already locked in. There's no point making suggestions or asking to be let in at this point. If you're in, you're in, and if not, better luck next season.
So you're going to do a "new class" type thing?
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Joe wrote:
RedImperator wrote:The characters and stories for the final three episodes are pretty much already locked in. There's no point making suggestions or asking to be let in at this point. If you're in, you're in, and if not, better luck next season.
So you're going to do a "new class" type thing?
Nope. This season ends on Homecoming, which takes place very early in the school year. And besides, all the main characters are juniors, so we get two years'-worth of material out of you. After that, who knows? We may just call it quits and let it go on a good note, hopefully before we jump the shark.
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consequences wrote:Oro? When the hell did that happen? :shock:
Early on. Not in the story, just in the theoretical Recruiter Rumble '04. :D
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