Stupid Stuff People Do

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-28 03:18am

XaLEv wrote:
Zaia wrote:once upon a time i was a brownie (which is a pre-girl scout) and we were having a picnic and were being talked to about peace, love, friendship, and other goopy things... well, being all of 8 years old or whatever i was at the time, i decided after the talk to get up on the picnic table and dance [insert rude comments here ]. one of the girls in my brownie troupe didn't like that, so she got up on the table, shoved me onto the ground, and broke my collarbone.

seems like an unhappy ending, but the bitch got in trouble and one of the girls' brothers asked me out after that. mwahaha...

the end.
And you didn't beat her ass?

With a broken collarbone?

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-10-28 11:41am

the only person i've ever punched was my dad when i was 3 who had just told me that i had a new baby brother, so--no, i didn't beat her ass. unfortunately. the broken collarbone would have made it rather difficult anyway. hurt like hell.

but it's ok, i'm over it. mostly. until my bullet-launching apparatus arrives next week.....

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-28 12:03pm

Zaia wrote:the only person i've ever punched was my dad when i was 3 who had just told me that i had a new baby brother, so--no, i didn't beat her ass. unfortunately. the broken collarbone would have made it rather difficult anyway. hurt like hell.

but it's ok, i'm over it. mostly. until my bullet-launching apparatus arrives next week.....

Yo, we got another girl here?

MUAWAHAHAAHAHAHA

Sorry, please forgive me, I'm worthy of you.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-28 12:13pm

Zaia wrote:the only person i've ever punched was my dad when i was 3 who had just told me that i had a new baby brother, so--no, i didn't beat her ass. unfortunately. the broken collarbone would have made it rather difficult anyway. hurt like hell.

but it's ok, i'm over it. mostly. until my bullet-launching apparatus arrives next week.....

Oooohh.....

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-10-28 12:18pm

Occasionally in the morning when I'm tierd and try to make toast, if the toast gets caught in the toaster I'll try to fish it out with a metal spoon or fork that usually sit in my cup by the toaster... you can guess the rest. I also try to roll out of the wrong side of bed and get caught between my bed and the storage containers next to my bed... or just slam my legs into the textured (pointy, painfull textured) wall... mornings are not my deal.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-28 01:57pm

Cool, Estrogen in a forums is always welcome

Here's your complementary 100 ton hammer, any of the boys get out of hand feel free to pound em with this. If Ray Cav or Ted get's too close, pound em good, just in case.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2002-10-28 02:39pm

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:"Hey Yogi, how you gonna get that Pick-a-nik Basket out of that car?"

"Easy to do Boo-Boo, I'ma gonna rip the fucking doors offa it."

"I don't think Ranger Smith is going to like this."

ROFLOL...

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-28 02:55pm

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Cool, Estrogen in a forums is always welcome

Here's your complementary 100 ton hammer, any of the boys get out of hand feel free to pound em with this. If Ray Cav or Ted get's too close, pound em good, just in case.

Wha???
Me???
Kelly, tell them that I'm a good boy!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-28 03:33pm

coughcoughbullshitcough

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-28 03:40pm

IG-88E wrote:coughcoughbullshitcough

???

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-28 03:46pm

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-28 04:17pm

Besides Ted's got an Female Friend Significant, yet he still hounds women here.

On the other hand I am also selling Hardhats and Crotch guards to the male populace, just incase there's a low blow, or anvil attack that your worried about, and if you enter any "Discussions with the folks from ASVS I also offer Nomex full body wear, for those times when the flames get a little too intense....

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-28 04:19pm

I'm made of tough stuff. No thanks.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-28 04:28pm

I should have the TGOD ACME catalog ready for full relaunch sometime in Nov. (Note the 100ton hammers are being given out free due to the fact that Phong's copywrites prevent me from SELLING them....)

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-28 04:31pm

I've got a spare atomic anvil I could get out of storage....

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-28 04:43pm

Need any explosive space modulators?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-28 04:49pm

Got any P38s?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-28 04:51pm

Got any mutant Beavers with lasers attached to their heads?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-28 05:20pm

IG-88E wrote:Got any P38s?

Of course tons of those, btw do you want Moon, Planet or Universe destroying models.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-10-28 06:08pm

Wow, what a welcome! I am overwhelmed.

....Well, perhaps that's going a bit far. Maybe I'm just whelmed.

And I have never been known to deal a low-blow, warranted or otherwise, so protective gear is purely optional when dealing with me. Add a halo on top of that smiley and that's me....

mwahahahaaa....

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-28 06:55pm

Stupid thing I do: I try to get my insomnia cured.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-28 07:39pm

Zaia wrote:Wow, what a welcome! I am overwhelmed.

....Well, perhaps that's going a bit far. Maybe I'm just whelmed.

And I have never been known to deal a low-blow, warranted or otherwise, so protective gear is purely optional when dealing with me. Add a halo on top of that smiley and that's me....

mwahahahaaa....

I think I should be getting nervous right about now......or not.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-28 07:58pm

Sign me up for half a dozen robotic jet purpsole Bevers, toss in a crate of Ninja attack Dolphins and a box of sharp rusty things for the monekys

Oh and I'm running a bit low on Plutinioum do you have some in stock YB?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-28 07:59pm

Mr Bean wrote:Sign me up for half a dozen robotic jet purpsole Bevers, toss in a crate of Ninja attack Dolphins and a box of sharp rusty things for the monekys

Oh and I'm running a bit low on Plutinioum do you have some in stock YB?

If you want radioactive materials, you should be asking someone in New Mexico...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-28 08:14pm

True,

No I am just the TGOD ACME supplier