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Interesting Keira Knightley Photoshop Chop For King Arthur

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Found this on another board. It's an interesting photoshop enhancement. Typical Holllywood shit. :lol:

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http://img53.photobucket.com/albums/v16 ... a_Sein.jpg

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Hm... I didn't know she was that flat. :?
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There's a difference between being flat and having no breasts at all. That's weird.

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CrimsonRaine wrote:There's a difference between being flat and having no breasts at all. That's weird.

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The strophium-like breast support she is wearing is likely the cause of it--it's certainly meant to suggest that her breasts are bound very tightly to prevent pain/distraction during combat, though it would be rather uncomfortable in its own right, just not as much (obviously).
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Odd ... in Pirates of the Caribbean, she looked fairly well-endowed. I'd be willing to bet that her breasts are being pressed against her by virtue of the tight, leather deal she's wearing.
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I think she's flat. See her in Bend It Like Beckham. I'd get her some aftermarket bolt-ons... 8)
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I recall that she underwent some makeup work in Pirates to make her cleavage seem larger.
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Ignoring my genitalia on the matter for a moment, the original one does look slightly more practical (though wearing a fucking LEATHER BIKINI in NORTHUMBRIA is still not practical, ever).
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Galvatron wrote:I think she's flat. See her in Bend It Like Beckham. I'd get her some aftermarket bolt-ons... 8)
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Well, I've got some topless pics of her I could post (in the appropriate place that is). :wink:
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God, with that makeup she's ugly...
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http://webpages.charter.net/vplatten/edp/BILB2[1].jpg

Sportsbras tend to do that, they smoosh your breasts and make them look smaller.

http://www.keira-knightley.org/multimed ... ILB/06.jpg

Bad angle shot in flat lighting. Head-on shot with no shadows = no apparent depth so you can't see the curves which makes her look flat. Black as I've learned doesn't help either.
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Hmm... though her breasts are indeed small, it's not as if they aren't there. She's not completely flat.
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Peregrin Toker wrote: Hmm... though her breasts are indeed small, it's not as if they aren't there. She's not completely flat.
She's just incredibly thin.
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Tsyroc wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote: Hmm... though her breasts are indeed small, it's not as if they aren't there. She's not completely flat.
She's just incredibly thin.
There's no doubt about that, but anyway, her breasts are not totally nonexistant.
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