It would be nice if this was true...Washington Times wrote: Baghdad, Iraq, Jul. 21 (UPI) -- Iraqi security reportedly discovered three missiles carrying nuclear heads concealed in a concrete trench northwest of Baghdad, official sources said Wednesday.
The official daily al-Sabah quoted the sources as saying the missiles were discovered in trenches near the city of Tikrit, the hometown of ousted Iraqi President Saddam Hussein.
"The three missiles were discovered by chance when the Iraqi security forces captured former Baath party official Khoder al-Douri who revealed during interrogation the location of the missiles saying they carried nuclear heads," the sources said.
They pointed out that the missiles were actually discovered in the trenches lying under six meters of concrete and designed in a way to unable sophisticated sensors from discovering nuclear radiation.
The sources said al-Douri, who is related to former Vice Chairman of the Iraq Revolution Council and Saddam's right-hand man Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri, was captured after Iraqi police intercepted an e-mail message in which he set a meeting with another former Baath official.
The report could not be authenticated by the interior ministry or the national security department, but the paper noted Iraqi Foreign Minister Hoshiar Zibari made a surprise request recently to Mohammed el-Baradei, head of the International Atomic Energy Agency, to resume inspections for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
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It would also be nice if they gave us any idea who these "sources" are . . . but that's the Moonie Times for you.
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Honestly, I'll wait for a paper with writers who actually know proper grammar to report this.They pointed out that the missiles were actually discovered in the trenches lying under six meters of concrete and designed in a way to unable sophisticated sensors from discovering nuclear radiation.
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UPI is owned by Reverend Moon. Jeez.Augustus wrote:UPI is the orginal source for the artical not the Wash. Times.Guardsman Bass wrote:It would also be nice if they gave us any idea who these "sources" are . . . but that's the Moonie Times for you.
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By the way, Reuters has a statement from Iraq's new Interior Minister, who says the claim is "stupid".
Here's a good rule of thumb:
If the Paper Moon makes a claim, it's horseshit unless verified by a reputable source.
Ya know, there's a reason why I expressed disbelief.Elfdart wrote:UPI is owned by Reverend Moon. Jeez.
By the way, Reuters has a statement from Iraq's new Interior Minister, who says the claim is "stupid".
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It was nice to see certain people jump the gun yet again.
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Fucking laughable. They could at least claim they found chemical weapons and they might have a few days of glory.
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well so much for my old union's competition (heh, yes I still am an Associated Press member I just haven't written anything in over a decade....) a shame United Press International used to be a respectable group as well....
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It's kind of comical how they figured they could sell a story about Iraq jumping all the way from trying to start a nascent nuclear weapons program to having complete working miniaturized nuclear devices that have already been deployed along with missile delivery systems. All without a single test
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Meanwhile, the Beeb reports that "Inspectors from the United Nations nuclear agency are to go to Iraq to "draft the final report on the absence of weapons of mass destruction" there.
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IF this is true, it's probably going to be a radiological bomb usingDarth Wong wrote:All without a single test
whatever materials he could salvage from his nuke program 10 years
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Re: Nuclear weapons reportedly found in Iraq
I beg to differ. Assuming that it is in fact true, then while the US may have saved face, it would then be possible for others to be out there, and possibly some in the hands of terrorist.Beowulf wrote:It would be nice if this was true...
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Re: Nuclear weapons reportedly found in Iraq
It would be nice because then some dumbfucks would stop harping on WMD. Though you do make a good point.Wicked Pilot wrote:I beg to differ. Assuming that it is in fact true, then while the US may have saved face, it would then be possible for others to be out there, and possibly some in the hands of terrorist.Beowulf wrote:It would be nice if this was true...
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No mon ami! Les nombres d'identité es en Francais! Vous mange ta frireThe Yosemite Bear wrote:yeah and if we really found them like that...
hey this concrete is still wet?
hey why do these things have isreali or american Id numbers?
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Re: Nuclear weapons reportedly found in Iraq
Yeah cause only "dumbfucks" are bothered by their governments lying to them in order to start unnecessary warsBeowulf wrote:It would be nice because then some dumbfucks would stop harping on WMD. Though you do make a good point.Wicked Pilot wrote:I beg to differ. Assuming that it is in fact true, then while the US may have saved face, it would then be possible for others to be out there, and possibly some in the hands of terrorist.Beowulf wrote:It would be nice if this was true...
Iraqi Interior Ministry calls warhead report unfounded
"BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) The Iraqi Interior ministry Wednesday described as unfounded a local newspaper report that nuclear warheads had been found near Saddam Hussein's hometown of Tikrit.
"The U.S. military said it had no knowledge of warheads being found but had looked into the report."
http://wcco.com/international/Iraq-Nucl ... _news_html
"BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) The Iraqi Interior ministry Wednesday described as unfounded a local newspaper report that nuclear warheads had been found near Saddam Hussein's hometown of Tikrit.
"The U.S. military said it had no knowledge of warheads being found but had looked into the report."
http://wcco.com/international/Iraq-Nucl ... _news_html
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