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Bird shit may have shut down nuclear complex

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A BIRD dropping may have short-circuited a unit at the largest nuclear power complex in the US, causing the plant to shut down last month, investigators said.

"There were eyewitnesses," said Kwin Peterson, a spokesman for the Western Electricity Coordinating Council, which is looking into the incident at the Palo Verde Nuclear Generating Station that caused outages all the way to Canada. "There was a bird on a 230 kilovolt power line west of Phoenix, and as the bird took off, it let loose as birds often do."

Investigators thought excrement contaminated an insulator and electricity flashed to the tower, creating a short.

At the time, utility officials said all three units at Palo Verde, plus the natural gas-fired Red Hawk power plant, turned themselves off because of a disturbance in the transmission system. But they did not know the cause at the time.

There was no radioactivity leakage or danger to plant workers or nearby residents, plant officials said.

However, the loss of the 5000 megawatts caused short power outages across Arizona to New Mexico, central California and as far as the Canadian province of Alberta.

A final report has not been completed on the cause, but evidence was strong that a bird began the incident, Mr Peterson said.
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Bet the will post a guard with a shotgun now to take care of those flying rats.
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:wtf: the department of homeland security should immidiately detain all winged mammals for questioning.
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Col. Crackpot wrote::wtf: the department of homeland security should immidiately detain all winged mammals for questioning.
I don't see what good that will do in apprehending the guilty bird.
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Bob the Gunslinger wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote::wtf: the department of homeland security should immidiately detain all winged mammals for questioning.
I don't see what good that will do in apprehending the guilty bird.
if you have been paying attention to national policy at all for the past 3 years you would realize how irrelevant that it. No be a loyal american and go kill some birds!
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On the bright side, at least we know our safety measures for Nuclear Power Plants don't tolerate shit...

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Bob the Gunslinger wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote::wtf: the department of homeland security should immidiately detain all winged mammals for questioning.
I don't see what good that will do in apprehending the guilty bird.
Of course. This is the DHS we're talking about, after all.
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Bob the Gunslinger wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote::wtf: the department of homeland security should immidiately detain all winged mammals for questioning.
I don't see what good that will do in apprehending the guilty bird.
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It's an avian Jihad on the american way of life. We must invade Iran to stop these evil creatures.
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Faram wrote:[Nelson]Ha-Ha[/Nelson]

Bet the will post a guard with a shotgun now to take care of those flying rats.
Shoot at power cables. Good idea.
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its avian qaeda

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G.W. Bush: the birds hated freedom...these birds hated the american way, i have declared war on avianland in an attempt to weed out the terrorists..

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I think we've found the solution to the Iran problem.
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Joe wrote:
Bob the Gunslinger wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote::wtf: the department of homeland security should immidiately detain all winged mammals for questioning.
I don't see what good that will do in apprehending the guilty bird.
Shrubby: "That bird hates freedom."
The bird has allied itself with the Terrorists.
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Bird shit? Okay, I've heard of snakes, birds (proper), squirrels, racoons, even a freakin' deer shorting out lines, but this is....out there. :?

However, you guys are on the wrong track. This isn't terrorism, it's the first stage of nature's counterstrike againtst us.

Hmm, those ducks outside have been staring at me for a while now.......
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I think his point was that birds aren't mammals. I don't know, I'm just guessing.
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Crown wrote:I think his point was that birds aren't mammals. I don't know, I'm just guessing.
Well that's the sort of thing one would expect Bush to say during a p.c.
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in a related story, the 80's British pop group Flock of Seaguls was detained at Logan airport today by the TSA. Homeland Security director Tom Ridge declared the arrest a victory against freedom hating avians who seek to destroy America.
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The birds must be getting revenge for their kind being shocked by power lines. :P
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Col. Crackpot wrote::wtf: the department of homeland security should immidiately detain all winged mammals for questioning.
Birds aren't winged mammals. :P
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I guess I'll stay out of the US of A for a while, just to be on the safe side...
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
Bob the Gunslinger wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote::wtf: the department of homeland security should immidiately detain all winged mammals for questioning.
I don't see what good that will do in apprehending the guilty bird.
if you have been paying attention to national policy at all for the past 3 years you would realize how irrelevant that it. No be a loyal american and go kill some birds!
But you said Winged Mammals! **holds Batman at gunpoint**
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O, tell Dick and Timothy to leave the country. It seems to be bird season.
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Tell Cassie too. The hunters may not really know what constitutes a bird in the first place...
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote::wtf: the department of homeland security should immidiately detain all winged mammals for questioning.
Birds aren't winged mammals. :P
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