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Hitler attempts a joke

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"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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Funny shit. :lol:
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ROFL! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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That made my morning much brighter. :lol: :D
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(starts singing)

Hitler's very happy
And we hope that you are too
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That was fun, and informitive. Not only was he a bad artist but also he was a terrible stand up comic :lol:
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That's such a ripoff of Monty Python.

Hitler: My dog's got no nose!
Soldier: How does he smell?
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Dalton wrote:That's such a ripoff of Monty Python.

Hitler: My dog's got no nose!
Soldier: How does he smell?
Hitler: Terrible!
Hehehe! :D
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Dalton wrote:That's such a ripoff of Monty Python.

Hitler: My dog's got no nose!
Soldier: How does he smell?
Hitler: Terrible!
or in the proper german....

Hitler:Mein hund hat keine nase
Soldier: Wie reicht er?
Hitler: Schrecklich!
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What about that one deadly joke?
プロジェクトゾハルとは何ですか？
ロボットが好き。
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VF5SS wrote:What about that one deadly joke?
We'd tell you, but it'd kill you.
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Post by VF5SS »

Not if I use it first! =D

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
プロジェクトゾハルとは何ですか？
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Whats that mean?
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ROTFLMAO!
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That was funny.
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18-Till-I-Die wrote:Whats that mean?
I haven't the foggiest idea.
プロジェクトゾハルとは何ですか？
ロボットが好き。
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Gibberish, thats what!
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Ah, so the German army thinks that poor translations are very funny.
プロジェクトゾハルとは何ですか？
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Post by Boyish-Tigerlilly »

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
I have no clue what that is.


Hitler:Mein hund hat keine nase
Soldier: Wie reicht er?
Hitler: Schrecklich!
ALmost. Hund und riecht. Unless they changed the latter word. That could be a possibility.

Riechen = smell Ich rieche, du riechst, er/sie/es riecht. Wir riechen.

I like the word schrecklich. Nifty.
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The German translation to the World´s Funniest Joke is complete gibberish. Just as well, as reading two words from it in English is enough to land you in hospital for three weeks. :lol:
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