Mike Wong Vs Star Trek

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-07-22 02:52pm

Jon wrote:Worf has a short temper, Wong would state his ill desire for the StarTrekVerse and Worf would proclaim that he will kill him where he stands, lunging forwards before Wong even has a chance to use the 'force', decapitating him.

Worf? Aren't you talking about the same guy who got his ass kicked by Ferengi?

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-07-22 03:01pm

We all know that Mike's SAW will handily defeat Worf.

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-07-22 04:40pm

So that's it, I have got to accept that Worf would be defeated by some trickery and a SAW? (Do you mean a jagged edged cutting device or is that some kind of acronym that I haven't got a clue about?

)

Okay, maybe there would be a bit of a scrap before the death occured, but the use of the force would just make Worf angrier... somehow he would realise what was happening, using technobabble, Chief O'Brien would inform him that Wong was manipulating some kind of energy into his favour, they'd lock the transporter on and dematerialise him (Wong) into the path of Worf's Bat'Leth as it was swining down in some violent sweep. No force this time, no ferengi's either, just a human, with nothing, dead.

Worf, what a guy.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-07-22 04:43pm

Given Mike could move back and forth thus breaking the Transporter lock after killing him the with the SAW(a rather large automatic weapon).

Be sorta pointless.

Seriously Trek has shown some very poor holes in their tech which could have just been avoided easily with better writing.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-07-22 04:58pm

Jon wrote:So that's it, I have got to accept that Worf would be defeated by some trickery and a SAW? (Do you mean a jagged edged cutting device or is that some kind of acronym that I haven't got a clue about? )

SAW is an acronym for Squad Automatic Weapon. It looks like this:

Okay, maybe there would be a bit of a scrap before the death occured, but the use of the force would just make Worf angrier... somehow he would realise what was happening, using technobabble, Chief O'Brien would inform him that Wong was manipulating some kind of energy into his favour, they'd lock the transporter on and dematerialise him (Wong) into the path of Worf's Bat'Leth as it was swining down in some violent sweep. No force this time, no ferengi's either, just a human, with nothing, dead.

You forget that I know all the things which can disrupt transporters, such as lightning or even mild electrical fields. I'll just leave my cell-phone on.

Worf, what a guy.

Isn't that just like a Klingon ... brings a knife to a gunfight

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-07-22 05:07pm

Ah, I guess Worf and his Bat'leth might struggle against that gun

I was going to suggest he might, amazingly use the weapon to block the bullets... but he's not exactly agile enough to move it around that fast and I reckon that fires some pretty bullets, eh? I guess I'll have to concede... Worf was my last hope- the only person who could stand between Darth Wong and Conquest of the Federation. Damnit.

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-07-23 12:05am

Worf is only the last hope of the Federation because they're too embarrassed to bring him out any sooner.

Trogdor · Post by **Trogdor** » 2004-07-23 07:42pm

SWPIGWANG wrote:I hope I'm not breaking any rules here....

Q has transpoted Mike and anything requires from modern day Earth that fills the volume of a house into trek-verse with a choice of time an place of insertion.

He could easily just insert himself into pre-Fed Earth, killing the man who'd become president and taking his place. Immediate rulership of the Federation when it forms, and probably the creation of the Terran Empire a la Happytarget's alternate timeline later on for the whole Trek galaxy.

SWPIGWANG wrote:The mission is listed below and on completion mike gets three wishes, or else he gets dumped back on earth at time of removal with janeway porn filling his head.

With that kind of motivation I think I could pull this off.

Oh, BTW, Worf is easily defeated by everyone except other Klingons.

Trekdestroyer · Post by **Trekdestroyer** » 2004-07-23 10:38pm

Now try to imagine Wong with a chainsaw/flamethrower/Bazooka aboard the Enterprise!

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-07-23 10:44pm

Look, spam. From Trekdestroyer. Never thought I'd see the day.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-07-24 01:38am

evilcat4000 wrote:
Jon wrote:He'd be executed by worf in a fatal bat'leth duel on route to Earth.
Not if he uses force powers.

Character shields.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-07-24 01:41am

Metrion Cascade wrote:
evilcat4000 wrote:
Jon wrote:He'd be executed by worf in a fatal bat'leth duel on route to Earth.
Not if he uses force powers.
Character shields.

Those only work on anonymous extras in Hollywood who are paid to respect them.

harbringer · Post by **harbringer** » 2004-07-26 11:58am

Let me see

I am sure Mike can come up with even better ideas but... Mike takes guinans job on the enterprise then eradicates the borg with the virus created in I borg (i think..); then he starts a revolution/political movement appealing to the demographic majority and overturns the government (or becomes head of that dirty tricks department first then completes this step). Wong becomes only choice for president then makes himself Emperor. Federation military becomes more powerfull with equipment/training to match but riddled with Wongs spies and lackies. After the destruction of a minor colony by "Romulan war mongers trying to suppress the rights of the peace loving federation" romulan space is overwhelmed in a whirlwind assault, Fed mechanized forces prove irrisistable. Evidence later suggests that the Romulans as they claimed were not responsible for the massacre but that the cardassians with the help of the delta quad were within hours the cardassians capitulate despite several of their missiles taking out vital installations. Romulan space remains incorporated into the federation for "the protection and aid of the romulan race".

Basically it could be possible that if the borg were removed from the picture but the military build up still happened, with a expansionist policy well hidden from the other powers - all of the above might be possible within 200 years. Of course I doubt Q would be allowed to let that happen.

Just my ideas and 2c I wonder what Emperor Wong thinks of them lol.

Brian Young · Post by **Brian Young** » 2004-07-31 10:32am

SWPIGWANG wrote: He is also granted the following force powers: force lightening, mind trick, low level precog, force grip/push/pull, that is similar in power to what a jedi knight can achieve.

You guys haven't known Mike as long as I have. He DOES have these powers.

And I was certain that SAW stood for "Staff of Wong."

Post by **Vympel** » 2004-07-31 10:55am

A= of?

jawbertsc · Post by **jawbertsc** » 2004-08-24 09:16pm

WTF? Why would he want to live in the lame ST universe in the first place? I would tell Q take me back to the days of the NRI. SW is a far cooler place to live in and it’s a lot easier to own your own starship. R2D2 rules while Data drools

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-08-24 09:54pm

Necromancer! *SMITE*

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2004-08-24 10:23pm

dont think wong could be sneaky round a klingon?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2004-08-24 10:26pm

belay that, didnt see page2.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-08-25 02:40am

Rogue 9 wrote:Necromancer! *SMITE*

Indeed.

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