How would you kill Bill Gates, or anyone else?

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2002-10-29 04:10pm

You have 30 million dollars to hire mercenaries, buy a nuke on the black market, whatever.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-29 04:11pm

Why do that when you can just have his "house of the future" do it for you?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-29 04:13pm

hehe....hand me that butter knife!

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-10-29 04:15pm

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-10-29 04:20pm

5 words: Railgun Slug to the Crotch! Nothing quite as fascinating as seeing, say, a 120mm ten kilogram blunt object made of depleted uranium hitting human flesh at Mach 8.... Imagine the massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, instant severing of his body in two at the waist, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed... I assure you he'll be quite dead from a crotch hit by aforementioned railgun slug. There's a reason the Railgun's my favorite Quake weapon... Lata and Happy Railing!

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-10-29 04:30pm

NO! You want a Final Solution that is beneficial to all parties involved.

So we lock him in a room and don't let him out until he is either dead or has made Windows completely and 100% secure, stable and user friendly.

russellb6666 · Post by **russellb6666** » 2002-10-29 04:35pm

I would cut open his stomach with a dull spoon rip out his intestines make a noose out of them string him up on a lamppost and to make sure he can't get down tear his arms off

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-10-29 04:35pm

Lagmonster wrote:NO! You want a Final Solution that is beneficial to all parties involved.

So we lock him in a room and don't let him out until he is either dead or has made Windows completely and 100% secure, stable and user friendly.

Well thats when we Rail him in the Crotch™ and Open Source (GNU GPL FOREVER!!!) Windows...

Lata and Happy Fragging!
P.S. Ya gotta admit that was a lovely description of what happens to someone when they get hit by a rail... MKShep and Falk would be proud...

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2002-10-29 05:05pm

Nuke Redmond while he's there. Killing the figurehead won't do much for the cancerous growth that is Microsoft. The entire organization must be eradicated.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-10-29 05:07pm

Enlightenment wrote:Nuke Redmond while he's there. Killing the figurehead won't do much for the cancerous growth that is Microsoft. The entire organization must be eradicated.

Ok then. RAILGUN SLUG TO THE CROTCH FOR THE WHOLE LOT OF 'EM!!!

Lata and Happy M$Bashing!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-29 05:31pm

None of the above, I'd spend the money

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-10-29 05:32pm

Didn't the whole "Bill Gates is evil" fad die a few years ago?

This is so passe.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2002-10-29 06:44pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Didn't the whole "Bill Gates is evil" fad die a few years ago?

That was before his minions came up with Palladium. Everything Microsoft has done so far pales in comparison to the depths of evil that Palladium represents and the damage it could do to open societies and even civilization as we know it.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-29 06:49pm

I'd pend the money on something for myself, or use it to promote the products of a rival. Thirty million is a lot of money, and with that, I could start my own business, turn it into billions, and challenge Microsoft.

Besdies, Bill Gates gives billions to charities. Remember that next time your computer crashes.

Still, Gates is corrupt. It would be better if we just haunted him and told him to stop being so corrupt.

What if you gave Gates 30 million? I'm sure he has twice that stuck between the cushions of his couch.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-10-29 06:55pm

Use some of the money to get a hitman to do the job. If something goes wrong I should still have enough to buy my way out of trouble or to move to a tropical island where I'll be free from legal or other issues. Assuming all goes well I'll have millions to live off of for the rest of my life.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2002-10-29 06:56pm

Tsyroc wrote:

I love C&C!

Hendrake · Post by **Hendrake** » 2002-10-30 06:15am

He gave me a buggy system, I'll show him bugs.

I'd make a small, careful incision in the scrotum, then insert a couple of live bugs. Then close the incision. He'll feel the little bugs move... :twisted:

Lt. HIT-MAN has always been an isnpiration to me... :twisted: :twisted:

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-10-30 12:25pm

Hendrake wrote:He gave me a buggy system, I'll show him bugs.

I'd make a small, careful incision in the scrotum, then insert a couple of live bugs. Then close the incision. He'll feel the little bugs move...

Lt. HIT-MAN has always been an isnpiration to me...

OUCH!!!! Leave him in that state for a few days (weeks?) being careful to replace bugs when necessary, then............
RAILGUN TO THE CROTCH!!!!
Lata and Happy Railing!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-30 12:36pm

SOmebody's just a BIT too obsessed with Quake...

Anyways, I like the idea of cutting him up into little bits with a kitchen knife. A dull one, mind you. Maybe even a butter knife!

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How would you kill Bill Gates, or anyone else?

How would you kill Bill Gates?

How would you kill Bill Gates, or anyone else?