You're telling us that she has teflon tits?muse wrote:Granted she's cute, but she's too young and I'm pretty sure the tits are fake.RedImperator wrote:The original is still the best.
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You are so lucky you're my sister's BF...aerius wrote:You're just jealous that her breasts are bigger than yours.muse wrote:Granted she's cute, but she's too young and I'm pretty sure the tits are fake.
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THERE IS NO TOUCHING WITH THE B00BEES!! I NEVER ASSOCIATED THE TWO!! Damn you, aerius.
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Thanks! There's no rush though, take your time finding it.phongn wrote:My sister might have a 4x6 of that statue sans parents, if so I'll get a scan for you.
Ha! Of course there's touching! You just wish you'd thought of it first!jairyn_1 wrote:THERE IS NO TOUCHING WITH THE B00BEES!! I NEVER ASSOCIATED THE TWO!! Damn you, aerius.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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You know you envy teh b00bees.aerius wrote:Ha! Of course there's touching! You just wish you'd thought of it first!jairyn_1 wrote:THERE IS NO TOUCHING WITH THE B00BEES!! I NEVER ASSOCIATED THE TWO!! Damn you, aerius.
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aerius wrote:One of Phongn's pictures was just begging for a Photoshop
It's slightly disturbing that Phong's dad's head is visible underneath all those b00bees, though.
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I don't even want to say what I thought that was at first.Zaia wrote:aerius wrote:One of Phongn's pictures was just begging for a Photoshop
It's slightly disturbing that Phong's dad's head is visible underneath all those b00bees, though.
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Come on, you can share, just make sure your brother doesn't read it. And even if he does he can always drown the mental image with alcohol.CrimsonRaine wrote:I don't even want to say what I thought that was at first.Zaia wrote:It's slightly disturbing that Phong's dad's head is visible underneath all those b00bees, though.
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aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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I say it adds a certain flair.Zaia wrote:aerius wrote:One of Phongn's pictures was just begging for a Photoshop
It's slightly disturbing that Phong's dad's head is visible underneath all those b00bees, though.
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Then they'll see nothing but this...neoolong wrote:Of course the problem arises that people will want to get threads looked in order to get those pictures posted constantly.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Shep.Xenophobe3691 wrote:Do I even want to know where you found a pic like that?aerius wrote:
Then they'll see nothing but this...
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Shep made it a while back, I just added the "thread locked" text at the top.Xenophobe3691 wrote:Do I even want to know where you found a pic like that?
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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I thought it was the top of a penis. Painted a fleshy color, instead of that.. iron/marble/idon'tknowwhatthefuckitis green.aerius wrote:Come on, you can share, just make sure your brother doesn't read it. And even if he does he can always drown the mental image with alcohol.CrimsonRaine wrote:I don't even want to say what I thought that was at first.Zaia wrote:It's slightly disturbing that Phong's dad's head is visible underneath all those b00bees, though.
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Exactly what i said in a BotM thread. And now Zaia will point out that YOU can't touch them so your fucked.Lagmonster wrote:Important rule about guys: There are no such thing as fake breasts. If you can touch them, they're real.muse wrote:Granted she's cute, but she's too young and I'm pretty sure the tits are fake.
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Yes, especially for you, Lag! You're married! For shame...Lord Pounder wrote:Exactly what i said in a BotM thread. And now Zaia will point out that YOU can't touch them so your fucked.Lagmonster wrote:Important rule about guys: There are no such thing as fake breasts. If you can touch them, they're real.
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Hey, hey, I can touch *some* breasts. Specifically, the two attached to my wife.Zaia wrote:Yes, especially for you, Lag! You're married! For shame...Lord Pounder wrote:Exactly what i said in a BotM thread. And now Zaia will point out that YOU can't touch them so your fucked.Lagmonster wrote:Important rule about guys: There are no such thing as fake breasts. If you can touch them, they're real.
But, yeah, sadly, my best years of breast-touching are behind me. I should compose a scrapbook, "Memoirs of Boobies".
Update: My wife tells me that I can touch Kim Basinger's breasts at will. I cannot begin to contemplate the effect this change will have on my life. Really, I can't.
Note: I'm semi-retired from the board, so if you need something, please be patient.
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