JME2 wrote:Either way, it's a distasteful joke and, to be frank, I'm somewhat ashamed to know it.
Bah, if that joke is distaseful enough for you to feel ashamed to know it you probably just don't know enough distaseful jokes, which means you either don't get out enough or you haven't read any of the board's offensive joke threads.
JME2 wrote:Either way, it's a distasteful joke and, to be frank, I'm somewhat ashamed to know it.
Bah, if that joke is distaseful enough for you to feel ashamed to know it you probably just don't know enough distaseful jokes, which means you either don't get out enough or you haven't read any of the board's offensive joke threads.
The latter; while I can go a bit too far in my own jokes at times, I have limits. This one just bothers my ethical side.
The Zyklon-B cost more by weight than gas for the ovens?
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My best friend happens to be half-Jewish, half-Italian (a trait for which we gave him the nickname Pizza), so I'm ashamed to admit the joke you speak of has come up on a few occasions.
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Illuminatus Primus wrote:The Zyklon-B cost more by weight than gas for the ovens?
From what I've seen, the Zyklon-B was actually in shorter supply, I think. It was meant as a delousing agent, not as a "Let's exterminate a shit ton of people" agent. I'll look it up if need be.
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Post 1492 Made on Fri Aug 29, 2003 @ 5:16 pm
Just a small request: Can we get back onto topic, ohh, I suppose this makes it two requests, but can I please "direct them here" - as I would like to see some new punch bags on display...
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Devolution is quite as natural as evolution, and may be just as pleasing, or even a good deal more pleasing, to God. If the average man is made in God's image, then a man such as Beethoven or Aristotle is plainly superior to God, and so God may be jealous of him, and eager to see his superiority perish with his bodily frame.
What the hell do you care what flavor a condom is, if you aren't gay?
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Aren't flavored condoms more of a novelty anyway? I hear some of them actually burn like hell if you use them normally, and IIRC aren't usually guarenteed to be effective contraceptives either.
DPDarkPrimus wrote:What the hell do you care what flavor a condom is, if you aren't gay?
Because I'm a goddamn curious little bastard who'd eat poisonous fruit if it grew in his backyard. Trust me, I almost did it. That, and I'd be curious about the taste. Who wouldn't be? It would be like tasting your own semen or something, and I know every guy has done that...
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Post 666 Made on Fri Jul 04, 2003 @ 12:48 pm
Post 1337 made on Fri Aug 22, 2003 @ 9:18 am
Post 1492 Made on Fri Aug 29, 2003 @ 5:16 pm
BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:"Mommy, it tasted like pickle"
That condom would be a flop. If I had to do it, I'd prefer Blueberry. It would add some extra lube from saliva, too...
And I wonder why my mom thinks I'm gay...
Its not a serious suggestion, it was said for the pun.
Devolution is quite as natural as evolution, and may be just as pleasing, or even a good deal more pleasing, to God. If the average man is made in God's image, then a man such as Beethoven or Aristotle is plainly superior to God, and so God may be jealous of him, and eager to see his superiority perish with his bodily frame.
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Because I'm a goddamn curious little bastard who'd eat poisonous fruit if it grew in his backyard. Trust me, I almost did it.
You're boarderline natural selection material.
That, and I'd be curious about the taste. Who wouldn't be?
A person who trusts what the label on the box says.
It would be like tasting your own semen or something, and I know every guy has done that...
You presume to know too much about every guy.
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