Celebrities who are wrong for Superhero roles

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Celebrities who are wrong for Superhero roles

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http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comment ... nk=1043529

Funny shit, this has got to be the best one:

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BoTM / JL / MM / HAB / VRWC / Horseman

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I don't do the Fark photoshops. :P
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Wow, that Thor/MC Hammerone looks amazing.
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Oh, wait...

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Oh god my eyes! :shock:

As they say, spandex is a privilege and those people should not be wearing spandex because it fucking hurts my eyes and gives me the heebie-jeebies! :evil:
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hehe...

And this is great. Not just because of who it is but because it applies to so many...

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Post by Zaia »

Should really be in A&P. *catapults*
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Post by Peregrin Toker »

You probably have to be a metalhead or a Norwegian to recognize this one:

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Post by Dooku's Disciple »

Mayhem gets a mention on a science fiction BB? What bizarre alternative dimension have I wandered into?

I know this is the off-topic forum, but of all the places to read about church-burning Neo Nazi Norse noisemerchants...

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Post by Peregrin Toker »

Dooku's Disciple wrote:Mayhem gets a mention on a science fiction BB? What bizarre alternative dimension have I wandered into?
More like Burzum getting a mention on the off-topic section of a sci-fi BBS.

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Burnt a church for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me that he was tired of getting gypped
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Eugh. I hate Fark photoshops. They're so obviously bad at it.
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