[1337n1nj4] T3h n1nj4 has flexed

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-07-29 01:00am

Howedar wrote:What a glorious week, kojikun is vanquished, Wayne has amusing hatemail, OSF is chewing on Weber, and now our most amusing VI has gone and popped his top.

And Thursday's just started in my timezone, at this rate we'll be seeing naked pictures of our female members by the end of the week.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-07-29 01:14am

Maybe he has a 55" chest with titanic man-boobs.

Thag · Post by **Thag** » 2004-07-29 01:15am

Hmm, is it:

Slab Bulkhead? Fridge Largemeat? Punt Speedchunk? Butch Deadlift? Bold Bigflank? Splint Chesthair? Flint Ironstag? Bolt Vanderhuge? Thick McRunfast? Blast Hardcheese? Buff Drinklots? Trunk Slamchest? Fist Rockbone? Stump Beefknob? Smash Lampjaw? Punch Rockgroin? Buck Plankchest? Stump Chunkman? Dirk Hardpec? Rip Steakface? Slate Slabrock? Crud Bonemeal? Brick Hardmeat? Whip Slagcheek? Punch Side-iron? Gristle McThornbody? Slate Fistcrunch? Buff Hardback? Bob Johnson (no, wait...) ? Blast Thickneck? Crunch Buttsteak? Slab Squatthrust? Lump Beefbroth? Touch Rustrod? Reef Blastbody? Big McLargehuge? Smoke Manmuscle? Beat Punchbeef? Hack Blowfist? Roll Fizzlebeef?

(And no, these are copied, I didn't waste time typing everything)

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-07-29 01:16am

LOL, good ol' MST3K.

("Space Mutiny"... what a laughable show that was, especially how they so blatantly ripped off the Battlestar Galactica footage)

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-07-29 01:19am

aerius wrote:
Howedar wrote:What a glorious week, kojikun is vanquished, Wayne has amusing hatemail, OSF is chewing on Weber, and now our most amusing VI has gone and popped his top.
And Thursday's just started in my timezone, at this rate we'll be seeing naked pictures of our female members by the end of the week.

Hmmm....*taps finger against chin whilst in deep thought*

Ma Deuce · Post by **Ma Deuce** » 2004-07-29 01:20am

aerius wrote:He can't, because he got his 55" measurement by wrapping the tape twice around his puny chest.

I never thought of doing that... *graps tape measure* Hey look everyone, I have an 82" chest!!

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2004-07-29 01:55am

Uraniun235 wrote:LOL, good ol' MST3K.

("Space Mutiny"... what a laughable show that was, especially how they so blatantly ripped off the Battlestar Galactica footage)

Heck, that's nothing, I saw a recent movie with the guy from Lois & Clark where every single fucking scene was ripped from the T2 cyberdine lab takeover/helicopter chase.

Fuck even the shots from the building had the huge Cyberdine sign.

Marksist · Post by **Marksist** » 2004-07-29 05:18am

Thag wrote:Slab Bulkhead? Fridge Largemeat? Punt Speedchunk? Butch Deadlift? Bold Bigflank? Splint Chesthair? Flint Ironstag? Bolt Vanderhuge? Thick McRunfast? Blast Hardcheese? Buff Drinklots? Trunk Slamchest? Fist Rockbone? Stump Beefknob? Smash Lampjaw? Punch Rockgroin? Buck Plankchest? Stump Chunkman? Dirk Hardpec? Rip Steakface? Slate Slabrock? Crud Bonemeal? Brick Hardmeat? Whip Slagcheek? Punch Side-iron? Gristle McThornbody? Slate Fistcrunch? Buff Hardback? Bob Johnson (no, wait...) ? Blast Thickneck? Crunch Buttsteak? Slab Squatthrust? Lump Beefbroth? Touch Rustrod? Reef Blastbody? Big McLargehuge? Smoke Manmuscle? Beat Punchbeef? Hack Blowfist? Roll Fizzlebeef?

Thag.. where did you find these? I still remember this episode from years ago! My favorite was always "Bigs McLargeHuge."

Phil Skayhan · Post by **Phil Skayhan** » 2004-07-29 09:58am

Thag wrote:Hmm, is it:

Slab Bulkhead? Fridge Largemeat? Punt Speedchunk? .....ect

I don't know if this is a suggestion for a Custom Title, but if it is, it'll be the first one I'll have voted for.

I just hope there's no charachter limit

Meest · Post by **Meest** » 2004-07-29 11:40am

Maybe he has some of these

http://www.plastic-surgery.net/procedures/men.html

Cosmetic muscle enhancement : Otherwise healthy men can now benefit from cosmetic implants and sculpting techniques which improve upon muscle contours.

Pectoral muscle implants (for the chest) and calf implants (for the leg) are two examples.

Meest · Post by **Meest** » 2004-07-29 12:06pm

l337bigfoot?

http://www.n2.net/prey/bigfoot/biology/bfphysics.htm

http://brainmuseum.org/Specimens/primates/gorilla/

The chest can be up to 508 mm across with a circumference for adult males between 1.25 and 1.75 meters.(approx 49-69 inches)

Funny as gorillas can be up to 5'7 tall

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2004-07-29 01:56pm

In an attempt to conceal his E-mail address, he changed it to fuck@off.com, thus deactivating his account (it does that automatically when you change addresses, and it sends a confirmation message to your new address to reactivate it).

He is apparently too stupid to realize that I keep old copies of the database, as well as the user activation messages. That's how I know that his E-mail address was actually powerman@mail.ad.uab.edu (oops, did I type that by accident?). But hey, what do you expect from someone who expected us to believe that at 220 lbs, he had a 55" chest? I'm actually surprised he didn't brag about his 22" arms as well.

EDIT. Since he's no longer interested in debating the issue (for obvious reasons), a few pieces of background information may come in handy: 1) Typically, a very muscular person of his height will have a 47" chest. 2) Flexing does not add 8" to your chest measurement, or even close. You might get an extra inch or so. 3) Bodybuilders tend to have larger chests than powerlifters relative to their weight, because they work out for the appearance and the exaggerated chest size looks good. They're not balanced. 4) Men exaggerate dimensions, and the chest is no exception. Arnold Schwarzenegger at his peak claimed that he had a 57" chest, but when he was measured, his chest was 53". Similarly, he claimed he had 22" arms, but when measured right after a workout, they were 20". See the book "Brawn" by Stuart McRobert if you're interested in the subject of dimensional exaggeration in bodybuilding.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-07-29 02:00pm

AdmiralKanos wrote:powerman@mail.ad.uab.edu

I hope I can resist the urge to forward that to one of the several e-mail spam lists I know.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-07-29 02:06pm

AdmiralKanos wrote:In an attempt to conceal his E-mail address, he changed it to fuck@off.com. Oooh, how droll. He is apparently too stupid to realize that I keep old copies of the database, as well as the user activation messages. That's how I know that his E-mail address was actually powerman@mail.ad.uab.edu (oops, did I type that by accident?)

Excellent:

BULBED!!!!1

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-07-29 02:09pm

i wonder if he realizes he inadvertently banned himself as well, given that when you change your email address it locks you out until you click on a reactivation link. . . . (as i found out when changing my email addy after my aol account went in the crapper).

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-07-29 02:16pm

And so departs 1337n1nj4. A disspointing troll to the last. May the worms feed on his corpse and the devilworships take a whizz on his grave.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-07-29 02:18pm

YT300000 wrote:
AdmiralKanos wrote:powerman@mail.ad.uab.edu
I hope I can resist the urge to forward that to one of the several e-mail spam lists I know.

Can you tell me those lists? I promise I won't spam his email with them...

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-07-29 03:52pm

aerius wrote:
Howedar wrote:What a glorious week, kojikun is vanquished, Wayne has amusing hatemail, OSF is chewing on Weber, and now our most amusing VI has gone and popped his top.
And Thursday's just started in my timezone, at this rate we'll be seeing naked pictures of our female members by the end of the week.

Hey, you're the one who needs to be convincing muse and jmac!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-07-29 03:54pm

AdmiralKanos wrote:In an attempt to conceal his E-mail address, he changed it to fuck@off.com, thus deactivating his account (it does that automatically when you change addresses, and it sends a confirmation message to your new address to reactivate it).

Oh. My. Goodness.

Tell me that he did not do that. He did? Oh lordy, that is the most fucking awesome thing I've read in weeks!

Excuse me, I need to get a drink of water, my throat is sore from laughing. I'm not exaggerating.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-07-29 03:55pm

I see I have three Shit List entries to write this week.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-07-29 04:18pm

Kojikun, ninja, who else?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-07-29 04:24pm

Meest wrote:l337bigfoot?

http://www.n2.net/prey/bigfoot/biology/bfphysics.htm

So what you are saying is that we have had the experience of debating nothing less than a Yeti?

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-07-29 04:25pm

Howedar wrote:Kojikun, ninja, who else?

allbran sustain i'd imagine. aka kokaroach. seeing he just got banned again.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-07-29 04:25pm

Howedar wrote:Kojikun, ninja, who else?

Allbran_sustain. The Gods of Chaos are pleased, for the river has run red with blood this week.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-07-29 04:29pm

Outstanding. Very glad to be rid of that one. Where did he get vanquished?