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Khyron, that is blasphemy. BLASPHEMY!!
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Why thank you, I try. But if you want blasphemy.....


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Here's some blasphemy for ya. :mrgreen:
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KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:Why thank you, I try. But if you want blasphemy.....


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Here's some blasphemy for ya. :mrgreen:

Ah! My virgin eyes!
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-stab stab twitch twitch stab twitch stab-

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KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:Why thank you, I try. But if you want blasphemy.....


<snip MJ with boobs>

Here's some blasphemy for ya. :mrgreen:
Is it horribly wrong if I say that's kinda hot? :lol:


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Lonestar wrote:
KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:Why thank you, I try. But if you want blasphemy.....


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Here's some blasphemy for ya. :mrgreen:

Ah! My virgin eyes!
You've been here for how long? :P
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About a year and a half, why?
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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*stares @ MJ with tits*

*vomits, crawls into a dark corner and begins rocking back and forth...*

Khyron, please do us all a favor... and NEVER post those two pictures again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Eurgh.... those so completely ruined this thread for me... damnit!
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Lord I apologize for that. I took something as pure, and beautiful as boobies, and did a bad thing. After all, boobies are for pleasure. So to make up for it...


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KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:<snip>
Not good enough for what you have done. (Good job by the way.)
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I might have to make a "Because you touch yourself at night." thread locked pic out of that manboobs pic. Because, let's face it, you mooks deserve it.
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Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:Is it horribly wrong if I say that's kinda hot?
Yes.
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KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:Lord I apologize for that. I took something as pure, and beautiful as boobies, and did a bad thing. After all, boobies are for pleasure. So to make up for it...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/ ... /hazel.jpg
You are forgiven, who is she and where can i get more pics of her.
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Lonestar wrote:About a year and a half, why?
You've been here for a year & half and you claim to have virgin eyes, sure, we believe you. Would you like to buy some ocean-front property in Arizona? :lol:
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aerius wrote:
You've been here for a year & half and you claim to have virgin eyes, sure, we believe you. Would you like to buy some ocean-front property in Arizona? :lol:
I was kinda hoping you would.
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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Lord Pounder wrote: You are forgiven, who is she and where can i get more pics of her.
Had to go looking around because I found her while digging around google for Christina Ricci pics. Her name is Hazel and she's a webcam girl. Here's her site.

girlcontent.com/hazel.htm

I didn't link to it, because I'm not sure how the mods would feel about that.
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How about this one?

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:shock:

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you'll deserve to be sodomised with a hot poker for that
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KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:girlcontent.com/hazel.htm
Gah! Resizes Mozilla, and tries to give me a gadzillion pop-ups! :shock:
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YT300000 wrote:
KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:girlcontent.com/hazel.htm
Gah! Resizes Mozilla, and tries to give me a gadzillion pop-ups! :shock:
That's odd. Didn't do anything to Firefox.

Bit of a funny story here. I printed out the manboob pic, and the MJ pic. to show my friend the other day. Well last night we went to this bar/concert hall, called the Rage, and I had the pics in my jeep. I took the MJ pic and put up on the bulletin board...that's on the wall in front of the urinal. My friend Kelley put the manboob pic up in the women's restroom. :twisted:
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Just so you know, that statement came from a thread on breast appreciation. This in no way coincides with that.


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Oh, and here's an idea for a new blasphemous OMFG... pic.

From that scene where John Malkovich goes inside himself (in Being John Malkovich). Near the beginning of the scene, it shows Malkovich's date (also played by Malkovich). If you've seen the movie, you know what I'm talking about.
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Lord Pounder wrote:you'll deserve to be sodomised with a hot poker for that
... by a Grey Alien!
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