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:shock: :shock:

On average...

1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces

Have a nice day :P
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Why did you post that? That's fucking disgusting and most likely wrong.
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Most likely they are.

I know the insect one is.
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Especially that last one (is wrong). :x
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EmperorMing wrote:5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Men are more hygienic than women? :?:
7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
How the HELL does THAT happen???
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EmperorMing wrote::shock: :shock:

On average...

1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces

Have a nice day :P
1) Good thing I haven't swam in a public pool in 4 years
2) Eck
3) *Thinks about the times he went to McDonald's* *Turns green*
4) I've noticed that my room often has a mayfly or spider in it...one time I even found a spider in my bed.
5) Outside my sister and mother (Who don't masturbate) I have not come in physical contact with the female sex for about a year or more.
6) I don't know about that
7) We wash our clothes with our own washer and dryer.
8 ) I haven't been to a wedding in more than two years.
9) Eck
10) I haven't eaten any chips in three years.
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In an average lifetime, a human being will consume 2 tons of dust (mostly dead skin cells).

And likely those statistics aren't wrong.
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Actually my favourite thing is the mixed nuts at bars....

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weemadando wrote:Actually my favourite thing is the mixed nuts at bars....

Highest faecal content of any food matter tested.
Well thank you for sharing that stomach turning fact. :evil:
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Shinova wrote:<clip>
5 & 10: You poor soul....
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One reason I eat at Subway. They use those plastic gloves on their hands...
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EmperorMing wrote:One reason I eat at Subway. They use those plastic gloves on their hands...
Reason I DONT eat at Subway: they fire people for throwing away rotten food.
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Stormbringer wrote:
weemadando wrote:Actually my favourite thing is the mixed nuts at bars....

Highest faecal content of any food matter tested.
Well thank you for sharing that stomach turning fact. :evil:
Considering what I have seen going on in the *mens* restroom, I would take this as fact... :shock:
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EmperorMing wrote:One reason I eat at Subway. They use those plastic gloves on their hands...
Yeah, but those same plastic gloves touch EVERYTHING all day...and god forbid the guy's Rhoids are acting up and he keeps going back there to scratch OR he's got crabs and he scratches up front OR he has a cold and keeps absently wiping his nose.
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verilon wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:One reason I eat at Subway. They use those plastic gloves on their hands...
Reason I DONT eat at Subway: they fire people for throwing away rotten food.
Subway the resturant not a subway station!

Seriously, i wouldn't eat at a place like that. but the Subway in my neighborhood is clean and the food's always fresh.
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Shinova wrote:5) Outside my sister and mother (Who don't masturbate) I have not come in physical contact with the female sex for about a year or more.
1. How do you know that?
2. Poor girls...
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Stormbringer wrote:
verilon wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:One reason I eat at Subway. They use those plastic gloves on their hands...
Reason I DONT eat at Subway: they fire people for throwing away rotten food.
Subway the resturant not a subway station!

Seriously, i wouldn't eat at a place like that. but the Subway in my neighborhood is clean and the food's always fresh.
I MEANT Subway the restaurant...and I'm serious...not to mention other horror stories I've heard from people that have worked there...
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Stravo wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:One reason I eat at Subway. They use those plastic gloves on their hands...
Yeah, but those same plastic gloves touch EVERYTHING all day...and god forbid the guy's Rhoids are acting up and he keeps going back there to scratch OR he's got crabs and he scratches up front OR he has a cold and keeps absently wiping his nose.
Every time i go there they pull *fresh* baggie gloves out of the box...(or what appears to be new baggie gloves...)
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XaLEv wrote: 1. How do you know that?
2. Poor girls...
Okay I don't know that, but I haven't heard any moans or anything coming from the bathroom during the showers, so....
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Shinova wrote:
XaLEv wrote: 1. How do you know that?
2. Poor girls...
Okay I don't know that, but I haven't heard any moans or anything coming from the bathroom during the showers, so....
........

Damn.....


That's just.....


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EmperorMing wrote::shock: :shock:

On average...

1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.

never swam, ha! :D

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

So? Assuming the man is wearing pants, this is hardly true

3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

now that is disturbing....

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Mmmmm, protein :D

This from a guy who eats insects on a regular basis...try it, it's actually pretty good when they're prepared!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

OH FUCKING YEAH! I CAN NOW FINALLY SAY I TOUCHED PUSSY JUICE! WHOO!


6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

*whistles innocently*

7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

They can go to fucking hell

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

not big....

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

Or in a Lump Club member's case, 14 litres of their own anal gases :D

10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces

In my house it would be more around 80% (please for fucking God's sake dont' ask)


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RayCav of ASVS wrote:5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

OH FUCKING YEAH! I CAN NOW FINALLY SAY I TOUCHED PUSSY JUICE! WHOO!
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Having done bar and restaurant service courses and worked as a waiter etc...

Always handle glasses below the halfway mark.
Never hold your hand or arm over a plate.
Never hold a plate by anything other than the absolute rim (support it underneath)
What? You did something other than food prep/service (no matter how minor): Wash your hands.
What? You were wearing gloves? Change gloves?
What? You moved from vegetable preparation to meat/dairy/whatever or vice versa: Clean the surfaces, utensils and hands then start on the new food group.
What? Any part of your body (even the most marginal part of your finger) came into contact with the food/drink ready for service? Replace it. And if your unlucky it'll be taken out of your wages.
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XaLEv wrote:
RayCav of ASVS wrote:5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

OH FUCKING YEAH! I CAN NOW FINALLY SAY I TOUCHED PUSSY JUICE! WHOO!
FUQable.
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