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Useless facts to know...And just wear gloves.
On average...
1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces
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Men are more hygienic than women?EmperorMing wrote:5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
How the HELL does THAT happen???7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
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1) Good thing I haven't swam in a public pool in 4 yearsEmperorMing wrote:
On average...
1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces
Have a nice day
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3) *Thinks about the times he went to McDonald's* *Turns green*
4) I've noticed that my room often has a mayfly or spider in it...one time I even found a spider in my bed.
5) Outside my sister and mother (Who don't masturbate) I have not come in physical contact with the female sex for about a year or more.
6) I don't know about that
7) We wash our clothes with our own washer and dryer.
8 ) I haven't been to a wedding in more than two years.
9) Eck
10) I haven't eaten any chips in three years.
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In an average lifetime, a human being will consume 2 tons of dust (mostly dead skin cells).
And likely those statistics aren't wrong.
And likely those statistics aren't wrong.
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5 & 10: You poor soul....Shinova wrote:<clip>
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Reason I DONT eat at Subway: they fire people for throwing away rotten food.EmperorMing wrote:One reason I eat at Subway. They use those plastic gloves on their hands...
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Considering what I have seen going on in the *mens* restroom, I would take this as fact...Stormbringer wrote:Well thank you for sharing that stomach turning fact.weemadando wrote:Actually my favourite thing is the mixed nuts at bars....
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Yeah, but those same plastic gloves touch EVERYTHING all day...and god forbid the guy's Rhoids are acting up and he keeps going back there to scratch OR he's got crabs and he scratches up front OR he has a cold and keeps absently wiping his nose.EmperorMing wrote:One reason I eat at Subway. They use those plastic gloves on their hands...
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Subway the resturant not a subway station!verilon wrote:Reason I DONT eat at Subway: they fire people for throwing away rotten food.EmperorMing wrote:One reason I eat at Subway. They use those plastic gloves on their hands...
Seriously, i wouldn't eat at a place like that. but the Subway in my neighborhood is clean and the food's always fresh.
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1. How do you know that?Shinova wrote:5) Outside my sister and mother (Who don't masturbate) I have not come in physical contact with the female sex for about a year or more.
2. Poor girls...
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I MEANT Subway the restaurant...and I'm serious...not to mention other horror stories I've heard from people that have worked there...Stormbringer wrote:Subway the resturant not a subway station!verilon wrote:Reason I DONT eat at Subway: they fire people for throwing away rotten food.EmperorMing wrote:One reason I eat at Subway. They use those plastic gloves on their hands...
Seriously, i wouldn't eat at a place like that. but the Subway in my neighborhood is clean and the food's always fresh.
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Every time i go there they pull *fresh* baggie gloves out of the box...(or what appears to be new baggie gloves...)Stravo wrote:Yeah, but those same plastic gloves touch EVERYTHING all day...and god forbid the guy's Rhoids are acting up and he keeps going back there to scratch OR he's got crabs and he scratches up front OR he has a cold and keeps absently wiping his nose.EmperorMing wrote:One reason I eat at Subway. They use those plastic gloves on their hands...
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Okay I don't know that, but I haven't heard any moans or anything coming from the bathroom during the showers, so....XaLEv wrote: 1. How do you know that?
2. Poor girls...
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........Shinova wrote:Okay I don't know that, but I haven't heard any moans or anything coming from the bathroom during the showers, so....XaLEv wrote: 1. How do you know that?
2. Poor girls...
Damn.....
That's just.....
Damn....
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Re: Useless facts to know...And just wear gloves.
You tooEmperorMing wrote:
On average...
1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.
never swam, ha!
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
So? Assuming the man is wearing pants, this is hardly true
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
now that is disturbing....
4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Mmmmm, protein
This from a guy who eats insects on a regular basis...try it, it's actually pretty good when they're prepared!
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
OH FUCKING YEAH! I CAN NOW FINALLY SAY I TOUCHED PUSSY JUICE! WHOO!
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
*whistles innocently*
7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
They can go to fucking hell
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
not big....
9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
Or in a Lump Club member's case, 14 litres of their own anal gases
10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces
In my house it would be more around 80% (please for fucking God's sake dont' ask)
Have a nice day
Oh, and 100% of all trolls encountered here have recently fucked their hats and failed to wash their hands
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FUQable.RayCav of ASVS wrote:5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
OH FUCKING YEAH! I CAN NOW FINALLY SAY I TOUCHED PUSSY JUICE! WHOO!
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Having done bar and restaurant service courses and worked as a waiter etc...
Always handle glasses below the halfway mark.
Never hold your hand or arm over a plate.
Never hold a plate by anything other than the absolute rim (support it underneath)
What? You did something other than food prep/service (no matter how minor): Wash your hands.
What? You were wearing gloves? Change gloves?
What? You moved from vegetable preparation to meat/dairy/whatever or vice versa: Clean the surfaces, utensils and hands then start on the new food group.
What? Any part of your body (even the most marginal part of your finger) came into contact with the food/drink ready for service? Replace it. And if your unlucky it'll be taken out of your wages.
Always handle glasses below the halfway mark.
Never hold your hand or arm over a plate.
Never hold a plate by anything other than the absolute rim (support it underneath)
What? You did something other than food prep/service (no matter how minor): Wash your hands.
What? You were wearing gloves? Change gloves?
What? You moved from vegetable preparation to meat/dairy/whatever or vice versa: Clean the surfaces, utensils and hands then start on the new food group.
What? Any part of your body (even the most marginal part of your finger) came into contact with the food/drink ready for service? Replace it. And if your unlucky it'll be taken out of your wages.
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Hey I made it my sigXaLEv wrote:FUQable.RayCav of ASVS wrote:5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
OH FUCKING YEAH! I CAN NOW FINALLY SAY I TOUCHED PUSSY JUICE! WHOO!
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