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Peregrin Toker wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:you'll deserve to be sodomised with a hot poker for that
... by a Grey Alien!
Actually my avatar is a beholder not a grey alien.
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Well, I was out bowling last night and got this photo of a friend of mine in the outrageous top she was wearing, seems like it would be applicable here, so:

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Enigma wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:you'll deserve to be sodomised with a hot poker for that
... by a Grey Alien!
Actually my avatar is a beholder not a grey alien.
'Tis an alien. 'Tis grey. :P
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Rye wrote:<snip>[/img]
You lucky fucking bastard. Those boobs are marvelous... and you were permitted to see them! Bowling no less! You have to BEND OVER in bowling. I bet it was godly.

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They are utterly enormous. Here's a geniune quote from me last night: "Jen, I can't stop looking at your boobs." Apparently, she bent down to tie her shoes at one point and one fell out, alas, i didn't see that one. :evil:

Ivan and I had "operation cushion" in which we tried to get some boobie shots, I need him to come online to see how well he did. :P
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Rye wrote:<snip>
Rye, my jealousy is raging and I currently despise you.

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Where do you live, when can I visit, and when would I meet this marvelous young woman?
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jairyn_1 wrote:
Enigma wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote: ... by a Grey Alien!
Actually my avatar is a beholder not a grey alien.
'Tis an alien. 'Tis grey. :P
1.) 'Tis not an alien, 'tis a D&D monster.

2.) Actually, 'tis orange-brown in coloration. 'Tis simply rendered in a black and white sketch. :P
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Rye, I will now remove your testicles wiith bolt cutters and your eyes with melon scoops. That is all. (Yes, I am consumed with jealousy).
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StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Rye, I will now remove your testicles wiith bolt cutters and your eyes with melon scoops. That is all. (Yes, I am consumed with jealousy).
You have a fuckbuddy, you're getting laid, now put those boltcutters away and stay away from me & Rye's testicles.
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Rye wrote:Well, I was out bowling last night and got this photo of a friend of mine in the outrageous top she was wearing, seems like it would be applicable here, so:

http://www.ahraii.com/brokenreligion/b00bz.jpg

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Tell your friend that if she wants to talk to me and send more photos that i am quite alright with it My IM is listed :wink: all kidding aside you are very lucky
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aerius wrote:
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Rye, I will now remove your testicles wiith bolt cutters and your eyes with melon scoops. That is all. (Yes, I am consumed with jealousy).
You have a fuckbuddy, you're getting laid, now put those boltcutters away and stay away from me & Rye's testicles.
Eh. I found out that Ms. Fuckbuddy doesn't like to be faithful. At all. So we're staying away from that so as to not contract something nasty.
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StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Eh. I found out that Ms. Fuckbuddy doesn't like to be faithful. At all. So we're staying away from that so as to not contract something nasty.
Just double up on the rubbers and you'll be fine, at least that's what aerius says...
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muse wrote:
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Eh. I found out that Ms. Fuckbuddy doesn't like to be faithful. At all. So we're staying away from that so as to not contract something nasty.
Just double up on the rubbers and you'll be fine, at least that's what aerius says...
That creates heat friction which can break the condoms.
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StormTrooperTR889 wrote:That creates heat friction which can break the condoms.
Astroglide is your friend. :D
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Eh. I'm going to refrain from that particular pussy.
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I'm going to wash your eyes off from Rye's boob pic. Time for another Enigma's gallery of ugly boobs..... soon.
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This topic has gotten far enough off topic that I think it's time for it to die...
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