Darth Wong vs. Jesus Christ

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-22 08:13pm

You don't have a Flame-Thrower Handly Wong?

I'm sure some of the memebers of the board would be happy to lend you some supplies if you acutal got JC and needed that infestation gone for good

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-22 08:18pm

Mr Bean wrote:You don't have a Flame-Thrower Handly Wong?

I'm sure some of the memebers of the board would be happy to lend you some supplies if you acutal got JC and needed that infestation gone for good

I think it's time we toasted that marshmallow.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-22 08:19pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Alyeska wrote:If Wong faced Jesus, Wong would win.

If Wong faced Jesus Christ, Wong would lose.

There is a critical distintion between the two.
Yeah, sure. Jesus Christ talked his way out of most tense situations. Only once did he ever face physical violence: at the hands of the Romans. And what happened? He died.

Not exactly a stunning record, and as we all know from the "vs" debates, cheesy boasting about vast power doesn't mean shit if you can't demonstrate it. Face it; he's a pansy

DarkStar was a perfect example of this. Not only was he a total pansy, but he was also a jerk who claimed victory at every turn, refusing to acknowledge even the slightest error on ANY points.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-22 09:18pm

Alyeska wrote:
verilon wrote:Says you. Wong wins. The powers of Jesus are in the minds of Christrians. As they are not in Wong's, they don't existr whether it's Jesus Cristo from Mexico or Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
Jesus as a man is more or less a historical fact. However if this person is "Jesus Christ", that litterally means son of god. For the vs to continue, that means you have to take this into account. It is like saying the mythical god vs Wong. If such a creature existed, Wong would loose. Same line of reasoning, IF Jesus Christ existed, then Wong would loose.

The distinction between Jesus and Jesus Christ is critical for the debate.

On the other hand, Jesus Christ DID exist...that was his name. Albeit a noickname, but it was his name, just as I use verilon as my name, and as far as all of you are concerned (except Larz and Kelly), verilon is my name. Or you are alyeska, and as far as we are all concerened (excepting any individuals that know your real name), that is your name.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2002-10-22 11:17pm

Jesus would be disgusted by what his followers have become and he would instantly turn atheist because his "salvation" of mankind has led to the deaths of untold millions proving hes just a schizo. He then befriends Wong and the two set out to take over the galaxy as Father and Son.

Hey! Thats it! The new trinity can be Wong (father) Jesus (son) and Logic (spirit)!

Wee! *thwunk*

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-10-22 11:19pm

Wong of course, Jesus doesn't exist.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-22 11:20pm

kojikun wrote:Jesus would be disgusted by what his followers have become and he would instantly turn atheist because his "salvation" of mankind has led to the deaths of untold millions proving hes just a schizo. He then befriends Wong and the two set out to take over the galaxy as Father and Son.

Hey! Thats it! The new trinity can be Wong (father) Jesus (son) and Logic (spirit)!

Wee! *thwunk*

Somebody's been thinking just a BIT too much...

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2002-10-23 10:37pm

damn you atheists are too hard on us christians. *shrug*. What can I do about it? nothing.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-23 10:39pm

Pu-239 wrote:damn you atheists are too hard on us christians. *shrug*. What can I do about it? nothing.

Fight back using logic and rational thought?

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2002-10-23 10:49pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Pu-239 wrote:damn you atheists are too hard on us christians. *shrug*. What can I do about it? nothing.
Fight back using logic and rational thought?

You mean: become an atheist? I don't think he wants to do that.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-23 10:49pm

AdmiralKanos wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Pu-239 wrote:damn you atheists are too hard on us christians. *shrug*. What can I do about it? nothing.
Fight back using logic and rational thought?
You mean: become an atheist? I don't think he wants to do that.

That was my point, sheesh.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-10-24 01:11am

AdmiralKanos wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Pu-239 wrote:damn you atheists are too hard on us christians. *shrug*. What can I do about it? nothing.
Fight back using logic and rational thought?
You mean: become an atheist? I don't think he wants to do that.

I don't force my beliefs (or lack thereof) on you, you don't force them on me.

If you don't pray in my school, I won't think in your church. Same idea.

Rathark · Post by **Rathark** » 2002-10-24 09:54am

Sorry, Mike, but I had to vote for Jesus on this one. I fear retribution, you see. I keep having recurring nightmares of being strapped to a table in Hell and being raped by a randy female velociraptor. I live in perpetual fear of those red-painted talons raking my bloodied chest as she raises her scaly lipsticked muzzle to the worm-buttressed Roof of Hell and screeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEEeeeetches in primal ecstacy.

I'm sorry, but I don't want this nightmare to be realized.

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2002-10-26 02:40am

can wong use force powers?

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-10-26 02:42am

Rathark wrote:Sorry, Mike, but I had to vote for Jesus on this one. I fear retribution, you see. I keep having recurring nightmares of being strapped to a table in Hell and being raped by a randy female velociraptor. I live in perpetual fear of those red-painted talons raking my bloodied chest as she raises her scaly lipsticked muzzle to the worm-buttressed Roof of Hell and screeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEEeeeetches in primal ecstacy.

I'm sorry, but I don't want this nightmare to be realized.

You have very weird dreams.

Are you and Raycav related?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-26 10:33pm

Well, we'll have to assume that there is a Jesus, because if you're debating with Jesus in person, he's either real, or you're drunk and talking to a telephone pole.

I'd say it's a draw, because what would they debate about?

Rathark · Post by **Rathark** » 2002-10-27 08:19pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
Rathark wrote:Sorry, Mike, but I had to vote for Jesus on this one. I fear retribution, you see. I keep having recurring nightmares of being strapped to a table in Hell and being raped by a randy female velociraptor. I live in perpetual fear of those red-painted talons raking my bloodied chest as she raises her scaly lipsticked muzzle to the worm-buttressed Roof of Hell and screeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEEeeeetches in primal ecstacy.

I'm sorry, but I don't want this nightmare to be realized.
You have very weird dreams.

Are you and Raycav related?

No, but if I'm naughty, I get the velociraptor. And if I'm REALLY naughty, I get the T-Rex. And she will INSIST on going on top.

Jesus still wins.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-28 06:24pm

That is seriously fucked up, dude.

Rathark · Post by **Rathark** » 2002-10-28 11:46pm

Darth Wong wrote:That is seriously fucked up, dude.

1: The internet - and the human subconscious for that matter (such as mine) - is full of seriously fucked up things.

2: Hell (which I don't seriously believe in BTW) would be even more seriously fucked up if it exists.

I had an idea for a near-future fundie church that uses "infernal preview" VR software to keep its flock in line (ie "this is what your afterlife would be like if you stray from the blessed path" etc). I abandoned it a few months ago because the details were over-the-top and implausible. But after the things I've been reading and seeing online lately, well ...

Kettch · Post by **Kettch** » 2002-10-30 12:08am

It had to be said:

Wong goes down because "Nobody F***s with Jesus"

Signed up just so I could post that.

Kettch · Post by **Kettch** » 2002-10-30 12:16am

Sorry if this doubles up. The Dude doesn't seem to like direct linking

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-10-30 12:24am

It had to be said:

Wong goes down because "Nobody F***s with Jesus"

Actually ... the Romans did, and we're still around.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2002-10-30 07:12am

Pu-239 wrote:damn you atheists are too hard on us christians. *shrug*. What can I do about it? nothing.

Hey, lighten up. Many people are too hard on moslems, but I don't give a damn since I'm not a fundie moslem.....

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Darth Wong vs. Jesus Christ

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