The fight of the century! Data vs. C-3PO!
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The fight of the century! Data vs. C-3PO!
Who would win such a battle?
Data: The spinal computational data transferring wires you have are exposed.
C-3PO: I do? Where?
(Data whacks C-3PO)
Data: I am compelled to express a feeling of enjoyment and pleasure activated during humorous moments in the time-space continum.
Data: The spinal computational data transferring wires you have are exposed.
C-3PO: I do? Where?
(Data whacks C-3PO)
Data: I am compelled to express a feeling of enjoyment and pleasure activated during humorous moments in the time-space continum.
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Data all the way...
But his C3PO able to use ewoks? After all, it's their God. If so, the fight will be quite different.
But his C3PO able to use ewoks? After all, it's their God. If so, the fight will be quite different.
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Better proposal
Guri from Shadows of the Empire Vs. Data.
Data; I am fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques
Guri kiks him in the crotch...
Guri; Excellent...
Data; I am fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques
Guri kiks him in the crotch...
Guri; Excellent...
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Re: Better proposal
Dat cannot feel pain.NecronLord wrote:Guri from Shadows of the Empire Vs. Data.
Data; I am fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques
Guri kiks him in the crotch...
Guri; Excellent...
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They would probably go out with each other. lol But seriously in a fight, I dunno. They seem to be equals. Unless Guri could somehow figure out a way to put an emotion chip into Data or something stupid like that, they would be equal, IMO.
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I don't know who would win. Guri is certainly better designed for combat, and has abilities that Data doesn't have (piloting, etc.), but Data also seems to be exceptionally powerful and well put together. Also, he seems to be able to learn and adapt EXCEPTIONALLY quickly. As for the original Data vs. 3PO, of course Data would win.
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Ok ok
IG-88D VS Data
No wait thats not a fair fight in the slighteist
Hmm
4-Lom VS Data
No wait 4-Lom has built in blasters and 4x normal human strength hmmm
Ok Ok
C3P-0 VS Data
Data Rips off C3P-0s head and steps on it
Data Victory!
R2D2 VS Data
Well Data's Faster but R2D2 has the Arch wielder but data would kinda half to bend down for R2D2 to get to anything Vital
Nope Data Kicks over R2D2
Data Victory!
Ok Ok hmm
Emdee-471
Wait no Emdee droids can't cause Violance
Ahh how about
Vuff-Ra VS Data
Hmm I'd have to stay this is a Stand-off
Vuff-Ra is pretty soildy built I think you can toss him around and not hurt anything and those self repair systems can heal him up even after being turned into a pin-cusion
Unless Data just rips him in half its stalemate as neither has the power to hurt the other(IF Data can't rip him in half that is)
IG-88D VS Data
No wait thats not a fair fight in the slighteist
Hmm
4-Lom VS Data
No wait 4-Lom has built in blasters and 4x normal human strength hmmm
Ok Ok
C3P-0 VS Data
Data Rips off C3P-0s head and steps on it
Data Victory!
R2D2 VS Data
Well Data's Faster but R2D2 has the Arch wielder but data would kinda half to bend down for R2D2 to get to anything Vital
Nope Data Kicks over R2D2
Data Victory!
Ok Ok hmm
Emdee-471
Wait no Emdee droids can't cause Violance
Ahh how about
Vuff-Ra VS Data
Hmm I'd have to stay this is a Stand-off
Vuff-Ra is pretty soildy built I think you can toss him around and not hurt anything and those self repair systems can heal him up even after being turned into a pin-cusion
Unless Data just rips him in half its stalemate as neither has the power to hurt the other(IF Data can't rip him in half that is)
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How about Trade Fed Battle Droid vs Data?
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On the subject, did anyone ever see that episode of "The Simpsons" where they were watching that ad for the Sci-Fi Convention, and it said "See the Cylons of Battlestar Galactica versus the gay Star Wars droids!", and it went to a Cylon beating C-3PO up, while R2-D2 was ignoring him?
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Yeah I know Data cannot feel Pain
but it is a funny image...
Sword fight...
Count Dooko vs 50 Batlet weilding Klingons,
On second thoughts make that 150
Sword fight...
Count Dooko vs 50 Batlet weilding Klingons,
On second thoughts make that 150
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"Artoo, Artoo, help me! You little tramp! You never do anything! I hate you! I hate you!"Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:On the subject, did anyone ever see that episode of "The Simpsons" where they were watching that ad for the Sci-Fi Convention, and it said "See the Cylons of Battlestar Galactica versus the gay Star Wars droids!", and it went to a Cylon beating C-3PO up, while R2-D2 was ignoring him?
Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con. Be there, and be square.
That was the one that guest-starred Mark Hamill as himself, and later Nathan Detroit.
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Fight of the Century? Picard vs. Kirk in a death match. Fifty to one that Picard STILL tries to talk his way out of it after Kirk is already shooting.
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