DAMN! Did anyone just see The Daily Show?
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Due to the predatory nature of these homosexuals I'm finding it difficult to find a nice beautiful healthy WHITE woman."
Not only a homophobe but the Southern one two punch of a rascist as well. The guy was hilarious. Especially they way he was trying to come onto the reporter. UGH.
Not only a homophobe but the Southern one two punch of a rascist as well. The guy was hilarious. Especially they way he was trying to come onto the reporter. UGH.
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"If I didn't know better, I'd say he was throwing some 'double intenuendres' at me." Samantha Bea handled him masterfully.Stravo wrote:Due to the predatory nature of these homosexuals I'm finding it difficult to find a nice beautiful healthy WHITE woman."
Not only a homophobe but the Southern one two punch of a rascist as well. The guy was hilarious. Especially they way he was trying to come onto the reporter. UGH.
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Actually, Bob Dole explained how that happens when he was on the Daily Show, because he said that Clinton did the same thing to him. Senate votes on large blocks of items, not individual items. So even if you are in favor of most of something, if there are a few items that are real doosies that you just can't vote for, you have to vote against all of the things on that list. Likewise, if there are a few items you really want, you've got to vote for the lesser evils on the list even if you don't want them. When you've been in the Senate as long as Kerry has, analysis of his voting record will show hundreds of contradictions, "flip-flops" if you will. You can prove that the long time Senator was for or against any issue you want, as is the nature of the way they vote.Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:How can Kerry be such a flip flopper and at the same time consistently liberal?
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THis may be a stupid question, but the Florida rep that Samantha Bee interviewed was an actor, right?
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Generally, the people who are part of those segments are real people. I think most people do not catch on is the fact that as Jon Stewart said himself, "I've seen the ratings. (Bonilla) is not the only one who doesn't watch the program."Gil Hamilton wrote:THis may be a stupid question, but the Florida rep that Samantha Bee interviewed was an actor, right?
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Honestly, politics is so rediculous that I'm having trouble telling satire from what's real nowadays.VF5SS wrote:Generally, the people who are part of those segments are real people. I think most people do not catch on is the fact that as Jon Stewart said himself, "I've seen the ratings. (Bonilla) is not the only one who doesn't watch the program."
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"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
That's what makes Daily Show so fun! Truth *is* stranger than Fiction!Gil Hamilton wrote:Honestly, politics is so rediculous that I'm having trouble telling satire from what's real nowadays.VF5SS wrote:Generally, the people who are part of those segments are real people. I think most people do not catch on is the fact that as Jon Stewart said himself, "I've seen the ratings. (Bonilla) is not the only one who doesn't watch the program."
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It's funny, but it's also a little bit horrifying.LadyTevar wrote:That's what makes Daily Show so fun! Truth *is* stranger than Fiction!
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"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
I think it's also a healthy dose of creative editing.VF5SS wrote:Generally, the people who are part of those segments are real people. I think most people do not catch on is the fact that as Jon Stewart said himself, "I've seen the ratings. (Bonilla) is not the only one who doesn't watch the program."Gil Hamilton wrote:THis may be a stupid question, but the Florida rep that Samantha Bee interviewed was an actor, right?
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I noticed that too.Stravo wrote:Due to the predatory nature of these homosexuals I'm finding it difficult to find a nice beautiful healthy WHITE woman."
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No, what's horrifying is that I trust my news from Daily Show more than anything else.Gil Hamilton wrote:It's funny, but it's also a little bit horrifying.LadyTevar wrote:That's what makes Daily Show so fun! Truth *is* stranger than Fiction!
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As Jon Stewart put it himself when he was asked the same question: "People like to be on the TV."Durandal wrote:The anti-gay activist was just hilarious. I don't know where or how The Daily Show finds these people, but they do.
And, like Captain_Cryan, I too trust the Daily Show with more accurate news stories then the real news, and they don't even claim to be real.
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Gil Hamilton wrote:Actually, Bob Dole explained how that happens when he was on the Daily Show, because he said that Clinton did the same thing to him. Senate votes on large blocks of items, not individual items. So even if you are in favor of most of something, if there are a few items that are real doosies that you just can't vote for, you have to vote against all of the things on that list. Likewise, if there are a few items you really want, you've got to vote for the lesser evils on the list even if you don't want them. When you've been in the Senate as long as Kerry has, analysis of his voting record will show hundreds of contradictions, "flip-flops" if you will. You can prove that the long time Senator was for or against any issue you want, as is the nature of the way they vote.Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:How can Kerry be such a flip flopper and at the same time consistently liberal?
Yet I am quite sure that during this convention I saw Dole on at least one punditry show. And there he ragged on Kerry's Senate records. He seemed to pretty much be hurling out the WH's tired talking points. And all I could think was, man, he should know better. Well, I guess he does. That's sad Bob.
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And unlike the REAL news, the Daily Show seemes to be about the only show that doesn't take what politicians say at face value. Bonilla tried to throw talking points and Stewart's wanted him to show it came froma good or consistent source. And when he tried to say Kerry blocked 350 tax cuts, it was up to the fake journalist to try to explain to the actual senator how the Senate works. You won't see Blitzer or Woodruff expending that much effort.Crazy Goji wrote:As Jon Stewart put it himself when he was asked the same question: "People like to be on the TV."Durandal wrote:The anti-gay activist was just hilarious. I don't know where or how The Daily Show finds these people, but they do.
And, like Captain_Cryan, I too trust the Daily Show with more accurate news stories then the real news, and they don't even claim to be real.
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