Make up your own conspiracy theory!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-07-20 12:04am

It doesn't have to make sense, because conspiracy theories don't have to! You know, some people actually get paid for dreaming up brain-damaged cospiracies?

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-20 12:07am

This is really spam and should be deleted. It will just end up cluttering the OTF.

fgalkin2 · Post by **fgalkin2** » 2002-07-20 12:29am

Trekkies replaced Dubya's brains with a positronic brain and are now in control of the nation.

Which certainly explains Bush's lack of grammar and vocabulary, as well as his recent descisions.

+1 post.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-07-20 01:07am

you know you could just put that +1 post thing in your sig.

Dick Cheynne's heart has been replaced with a terrorist bomb.

*this is a real conspiracy theory I have*
Ok, everyone knows what happened at Roswell, New Mexico right? Well, 9 months after the events that took place there Al Gore was born. See the connection. *Back to crazy stuff* And the previous election was really a struggle for the survival of humanity, the aliens had rigged the election and it took Bush and Clinton working together with the rest of the government to stop him(nader) from starting the aliens plans on global enslavement by keeping gore out of office. I still wish Bush lost.

fgalkin2 · Post by **fgalkin2** » 2002-07-20 01:14am

anarchistbunny wrote:you know you could just put that +1 post thing in your sig.

Nah, it's more fun this way.

+1 post.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-07-20 01:17am

Dick Cheyenne?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-20 08:43am

Now I know what some of you may have heard that the world is secretly run but a group of Super-Intellgant People
Now thats not quite true you see we Prefer to be Called a Cabel because that sounds so much better

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2002-07-20 09:14am

Somebody on The X-Files writing staff is a fan of Stephen Coont's novel Flight of the Intruder. Consider the following badly-connected and highly tenuous chain of happenings:
One of the foremost characters in Flight of the Intruder, a novel about an A-6 Intruder pilot in the Vietnam War, is bombardier/navigator Virgil "Tiger" Cole.
The second season episode "Sleepless" features a Vietnam veteran/surgically modified super-soldier called Augustus Cole. Another character is Dr. Grissom; who might be named after astronaut "Gus" Grissom - whose true first name was Virgil.
In the 8th season opener, it's established that Assistant (now Deputy) Director Kersh was a aviator with the USMC in Vietnam. A photo shows him sitting in the right-hand seat of an A-6. This is the bombardier's seat...
DO YOU SEE THE CONNECTION? Huh? HUH??!?! HUHHHHH???!?!??!?!?
Or is it all just imagined bullshit? Yes, that seems likely.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-07-20 09:31am

The Illuminati are plotting to take over the world by putting mind control drugs in Poptarts. You can counter the effects of these drugs by injecting antifreeze into your nuts.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-07-20 10:03am

It isn't even Federal. It's just a PRIVATE bank that decides economic policy
for the United States, and many of it's chairmen are not even US Citizens.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-07-20 12:28pm

The light in the refridgerator does in fact stay on after you close the door. It's a conspiracy by the electric company to scam consumers out of millions annually.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-07-20 01:03pm

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-20 10:06pm

USAF Ace wrote:The light in the refridgerator does in fact stay on after you close the door. It's a conspiracy by the electric company to scam consumers out of millions annually.

I heard that one before.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-07-20 10:10pm

David wrote:
I heard that one before.

Shhhh...

Be careful what you say David, or the feds may come after you too.

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-20 10:32pm

What are you talking ab.....

:: door breaks down::

Ohmygod theyfound e getthe word outgetthe wordout.................

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-07-22 08:08pm

I dont have a crazy one of my own, but one of the craziest I have ever heard is that contrails on high flying aircraft are really dispensing chemicals into the atmosphere in order to carry out some nefarious plot on American citizens.

Sam Or I · Post by **Sam Or I** » 2002-07-22 10:32pm

conspiracy: Lucas only made Star Wars to take money from innocent movie goers and he puts hypnotic messages in his films to make them buy more Star Wars items.

What a stupid conspiracy

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-22 11:48pm

TrailerParkJawa wrote:I dont have a crazy one of my own, but one of the craziest I have ever heard is that contrails on high flying aircraft are really dispensing chemicals into the atmosphere in order to carry out some nefarious plot on American citizens.

Why must all the conspiracy's involve america?

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-07-23 01:02am

Gene Roddenberry uses ST as a way to indoctrinate world about coming alien invasion.

Emperor Norton II · Post by **Emperor Norton II** » 2002-07-23 01:16am

I really shouldn't do this...

Earth Final Conflict is the source for Male Pattern Baldness. You be the judge

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-07-23 04:10am

1. All conspiracy's are interlinked in one vast Conspiracy.
1a. Even the ones that are mutualy opposed to each other.
1b. Given two or More Mutually opposed Conspiracy Theories, They are all right, and Wrong at the same time.

2. Every Dead Celeberaty is really alive, every living Celeberaty is either a Clone, Dead, Undead, or an Alien

3. The Oliver Stone Correlaries.
3a. All conspiracies are somehow linked to the Kennedy Assassination (it's the six degree's of conspiracy seperation)
3b. Because of subrule a. Will Smith, Madonna and Kevin Bacon are somehow involved in all consiracies.
3c. Oliver Stone is merely a puppet of a larger Conspiracy

4. Mulder was an Alien the Whole timee

Meghel · Post by **Meghel** » 2002-07-23 06:33am

This forums main goal is to indoctrinate everyone in the spirit of the Empire, so that we will all obey Mike Wongs commands when he will take over the world.

In ten yeards, there will be a New World Order.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-07-23 10:05am

What's a yeard? Does that measure distance and time? Is it 36 seconds or 365 inches?

Anyway, I think there is a media conspiracy to kill all of us.

JFK was shot because Lee Harvey Oswald watched too much TV.

Hitler didn't kill 6 million Jews because he thought they caused Germany to lose WWI, he saw it in a movie and thought it would be cool.

The dinosaurs didn't become extinct because of a giant meteor. They watched South Park, and thought it would be cool to be like Kenny and kill themselves.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-07-23 10:10am

Cabal of super-intelligent people,
you mean i'm the only alein in it?

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-23 01:54pm

conspiracy:

The monkeys are watching you.

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

Make up your own conspiracy theory!

Make up your own conspiracy theory!

Go look at the Federal Reserve

Conspiracy.......or Not?

Conspiracy Unification Theory