So, when will the Aphrodite contest be held?

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So, when will the Aphrodite contest be held?

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Fair is fair Zaia, you get to look at the guys... its only fair that we turn the tables eventually. :D
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Re: So, when will the Aphrodite contest be held?

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BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Fair is fair Zaia, you get to look at the guys... its only fair that we turn the tables eventually. :D
To answer the question posed by the thread title; two days after new DNA evidence clears OJ.
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Why don't I mention it to the SoS and we'll get back to you?
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Zaia (translated from female to male) wrote:Fat chance
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Demiurge wrote:Remember, no fair wearing brassieres!
Then there's absolutely no chance! :P
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We've already had a Miss SD.net contest, there's no need to have another one.
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muse wrote:We've already had a Miss SD.net contest, there's no need to have another one.
Methinks the request is being made in the hope that there will be more contestants and better pictures :wink:
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Darth Wong wrote:
muse wrote:We've already had a Miss SD.net contest, there's no need to have another one.
Methinks the request is being made in the hope that there will be more contestants and better pictures :wink:
Then it it only our duty to deny that request. :twisted:

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Well we had a Mr SDnet contest before and now had a shirtless contest. Only fair to have a shirtless/braless women contest.
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Gets my vote. And if you do, I'll go crazy with skin and my camera. If that's any incentive.
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ArmorPierce wrote:Well we had a Mr SDnet contest before and now had a shirtless contest. Only fair to have a shirtless/braless women contest.
But that would be porn, and we have underage people here, so no. :P
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muse wrote:
ArmorPierce wrote:Well we had a Mr SDnet contest before and now had a shirtless contest. Only fair to have a shirtless/braless women contest.
But that would be porn, and we have underage people here, so no. :P
Small bikini tops are acceptable, though not nearly as appreciated.
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they could use their hands to cover the unsuitable parts.
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Alright, I'm going to make things perfectly clear here. I have no objections towards holding another beauty pageant, however, I'm not posing in a bikini, in fact I'm not going to pose in a swimsuit or anything that's even close to revealing and if you want a nude picture, forget it. I'm not comfortable with putting the aforementioned pictures up on the net, passing the actual pictures amongst my friends when we get together I'm fine with but there's no way they're going online.
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It wasn't meant to be taken seriously jmac. No one's trying to force you to do anything.
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jmac wrote:Alright, I'm going to make things perfectly clear here. I have no objections towards holding another beauty pageant, however, I'm not posing in a bikini, in fact I'm not going to pose in a swimsuit or anything that's even close to revealing and if you want a nude picture, forget it. I'm not comfortable with putting the aforementioned pictures up on the net, passing the actual pictures amongst my friends when we get together I'm fine with but there's no way they're going online.
Then, because there are apparently more social taboos with topless women than topless men (although many of us have seen things we wished never to see anyway...), you just have to provide full body shots of good quality that aren't composed of you wearing the baggiest thing you can find.

Not a skintight leather catsuit (although any who wish to do so are welcome) but something fairly conservative I'd imagine.

Hey, it's only fair.

EDIT: Yes, this is in jest. But there should be a bigger, better Miss SD.Net contest. More participants with better quality photos and whatnot.
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I don't seem any harm in flaunting our pretty faces (hell, I might even smile in a picture for once). I'm comfortable wearing a pretty outfit for the camara, but I'm not speaking for the others on that one. But in our bras? Or just our boobies? Come now, boys. ;)

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CrimsonRaine wrote:Come now, boys. ;)
I think that's their intention....
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Dorsk 81 wrote:
CrimsonRaine wrote:Come now, boys. ;)
I think that's their intention....
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muse wrote:
ArmorPierce wrote:Well we had a Mr SDnet contest before and now had a shirtless contest. Only fair to have a shirtless/braless women contest.
But that would be porn, and we have underage people here, so no. :P
Topless shots? No it wouldn't. Trust me, they've been posted in public forums before. :P
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aerius wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:
CrimsonRaine wrote:Come now, boys. ;)
I think that's their intention....
"What is the sound of a thousand hands stroking?"
A tad low estimation aerius.

I mean only a thousand in the land o virgins we have here :P ?
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muse wrote:
ArmorPierce wrote:Well we had a Mr SDnet contest before and now had a shirtless contest. Only fair to have a shirtless/braless women contest.
But that would be porn, and we have underage people here, so no. :P
That's what BotM is for. :D

I say we have the contest at the BotM.
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Do the winners of each contest get to go on an SD.net sponsored date?
Say to Las Vegas? :wink:
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