I pledge alliegience, to the Imperial Seal, of SD.net...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-29 10:52pm

SolidSnake wrote:Yeah. It was quite good. But it was just a bit embarrassing, because i am impotent. All those years of jerking off caught up to me. I couldnt jizz. I dont mind that much, and neither does my gf, cause we did it twice more the next day.

Ummm ... minor point of terminology. The word "impotent" means that you couldn't get it up. It sounds like you just couldn't reach climax, which is an entirely different thing. Be very carefu of saying that you are impotent in public, as people will assume that you're stuck with a limp noodle.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 2002-10-29 10:55pm

I think Darth Wong should consider starting an Official SD.NET fan club.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-29 10:57pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:"I pledge alliegance to the seal of SD.net, and to the forums for which it stands, one web site, under Lord Wong, undefeateble, with science, sci-fi, and mockery of idiots for all."

Anyway, I'm not concerned about losing my virginity. When I actually get one within 5 feet of me, I'll think of it.

THat si a cool motto...

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-29 10:57pm

If SD.net where a country, it would be something of a cross between the Chelyabinsk area of Russian and a 70's South American country, with a 1950's nuclear battlefield bisecting it.

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2002-10-30 01:15am

DOWN WITH THE WARSIE PROLETARIAT! LANDREICH UBER ALLES!

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2002-10-30 01:38am

As long as we're talking about embarrasing first times here, I couldn't keep it hard my first time, as I had just jerked off before I went to the party, and the chick I was with wasn't exactly hot. The way she attacked me on the dance floor, my choices were to take her home or cry rape. I was curious about sex, and had heard that fat chicks were just as in good in bed as normal chicks (that's true, btw), so I took her home

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2002-10-30 02:01am

Anyone else got embarassing things to share, or are you gonna leave me and Snake out here feeling foolish

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-30 02:36am

Umm, it took me eight years to talk my wife into anal. Is that embarrassing enough?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-30 02:38am

Sorry, no embarassing sex stories here.

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2002-10-30 02:38am

Darth Wong wrote:Umm, it took me eight years to talk my wife into anal. Is that embarrassing enough?

I dunno, did anything unusual happen during the first anal encounter?:)

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-10-30 02:45am

Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:Anyone else got embarassing things to share, or are you gonna leave me and Snake out here feeling foolish :?:

I used to be/still am atrocious at reading signals. Especially while drunk.

Scene: UniBar. Been drinking with friends and its my turn to get a round. I go the bar and an attractive girl standing next to me at it goes: "Would you like a t-shirt?", I reply, "Nah, I'm right." And go back to the couch where my friends are sitting. The moment I placed the beers on the table I was beaten savagely. Even the barman had a go at me the next time I was at the bar.

Scene: My current girlfriends old room at college (before we were going out). Its her 21st and everyone is finishing up the drinking session (it was one hell of night). Apparently she was giving me every possible sign that she was interested but I missed them all and ended up back in my room.

There are some other much more embarassing ones, but they aren't quite AS sex related.

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2002-10-30 03:12am

weemadando wrote:I used to be/still am atrocious at reading signals. Especially while drunk.

Scene: UniBar. Been drinking with friends and its my turn to get a round. I go the bar and an attractive girl standing next to me at it goes: "Would you like a t-shirt?", I reply, "Nah, I'm right." And go back to the couch where my friends are sitting. The moment I placed the beers on the table I was beaten savagely. Even the barman had a go at me the next time I was at the bar.

Scene: My current girlfriends old room at college (before we were going out). Its her 21st and everyone is finishing up the drinking session (it was one hell of night). Apparently she was giving me every possible sign that she was interested but I missed them all and ended up back in my room.

There are some other much more embarassing ones, but they aren't quite AS sex related.

Sounds like me. I can be pretty decent at reading signals when I'm looking for them, but if I'm not, I'm like you.

Coalition · Post by **Coalition** » 2002-10-30 04:22am

Not sure if this qualifies as pledging alliegance, but how about this?
http://snow.prohosting.com/drdyper/dc2002.htm

After that, you click on the p8310030.jpg link. It's the 54th picture there. Darn prohosting won't let me link directly to it.

If you try
http://snow.prohosting.com/drdyper/p8310030.jpg
It just gives you an error.

Wish I'd taken a better picture though.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-30 04:23am

Coalition wrote:Not sure if this qualifies as pledging alliegance, but how about this?
http://snow.prohosting.com/drdyper/dc2002.htm

After that, you click on the p8310030.jpg link. It's the 54th picture there. Darn prohosting won't let me link directly to it.

If you try
http://snow.prohosting.com/drdyper/p8310030.jpg
It just gives you an error.

Wish I'd taken a better picture though.

Is that legal?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-30 04:24am

Coalition wrote:Not sure if this qualifies as pledging alliegance, but how about this?
http://snow.prohosting.com/drdyper/dc2002.htm

After that, you click on the p8310030.jpg link. It's the 54th picture there. Darn prohosting won't let me link directly to it.

If you try
http://snow.prohosting.com/drdyper/p8310030.jpg
It just gives you an error.

Wish I'd taken a better picture though.

Heh lol.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2002-10-30 04:51am

XaLEv wrote:Is that legal?

In what kind of retarded Nazi-America would that be illegal?

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2002-10-30 10:07am

Sea Skimmer wrote:If SD.net where a country, it would be something of a cross between the Chelyabinsk area of Russian and a 70's South American country, with a 1950's nuclear battlefield bisecting it.

Especially with us two here, constantly flinging nukes at each other.

::watches a flash as a HiBEX destroys another incoming nuke::

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-10-30 02:07pm

Darth Wong wrote: Ummm ... minor point of terminology. The word "impotent" means that you couldn't get it up. It sounds like you just couldn't reach climax, which is an entirely different thing. Be very carefu of saying that you are impotent in public, as people will assume that you're stuck with a limp noodle.

Oh. Ok. I can get it up, FYI. lol Well, thanks for all your....uh.... kind words about me getting laid, everybody.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-10-30 02:09pm

Fuck Christianity and their abstinance crap. I want to fuck on an alter now. And jizz in the holy water.

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2002-10-30 02:18pm

Fuck Christianity and their abstinance crap. I want to fuck on an alter now. And jizz in the holy water.

If it's a Catholic church you'll probably have to get in line

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-30 02:21pm

Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:
Fuck Christianity and their abstinance crap. I want to fuck on an alter now. And jizz in the holy water.
If it's a Catholic church you'll probably have to get in line

Even not being a Catholic anymore, I'm gonna have to resent that...

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2002-10-30 03:42pm

Oh come on. Tell me you didn't see some kind of Catholic priest molestation joke coming

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2002-10-30 09:20pm

Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:Oh come on. Tell me you didn't see some kind of Catholic priest molestation joke coming

Here it is (the other one was just a warm-up) :

Q - "What's the difference between acne and a priest?"

A - "Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until after he's thirteen!"

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-10-30 09:29pm

Robert Treder wrote:
Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:Oh come on. Tell me you didn't see some kind of Catholic priest molestation joke coming
Here it is (the other one was just a warm-up) :

Q - "What's the difference between acne and a priest?"

A - "Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until after he's thirteen!"

I almost got kicked out of summer school for that little joke. LMAO. I used to be a Catholic too, but i give not a damn.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-10-31 09:25am